A/N: Sorry for the long delay! I was busy with school stuff. (High school sucks) But it's back with chapter three and it's... a bit more insane. I think.
Disclaimer: Damn! I left the skettios on the stove!
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Johnny dragged Squee to the grocery store, still out of character and happily skipping. You see, he was hungry as well and was acting hyper as a result of it. Squee was especially unhappy because he had accidentaly dropped Shmee by the front door of the scary neighbor man's house. Poor Shmee was all alone in that spooky house. (With only the doughboys and Nailbunny to keep him company.)
After a while of dragging, they finally reached the grocery store. Realising that they were ultimately there for breakfast food, Johnny wasted no time getting to the candy isle. Knowing good food to feed to children was obviously not one of Nny's strong points. Squee followed him, prefering to be with a scary person that he knew kind of well than with a bunch of scary strangers that he didn't even know. (What if he were to bump into another creepy man like he did at the mall that one night?)
Johnny was hyperly looking through the candy like a sugar high three year old. Squee looked to the candy thoughtfully. Sure, the thought of gaining two hundred pounds and risking numerous health problems in the future while eating a mountain of candy was tempting, but a part of him knew that that wouldn't be right. He needed healthy food so he could be strong and fight back all of those scary monsters one day.
Squee timidly approached the, now hyper, maniac and tugged gently on his sleeve to get his constantly wavering attention. We all want the attention of spacy people, right?
"Uhm... Mister Johnny sir... I'm hungry for healthy food." Squee explained, his soft voice barely reaching the maniac's ears. "Like... Carrots... And peanut butter sandwiches... Stuff like that."
Johnny turned to face Squee, holding an armful of candycanes and chocolate. "Candy's healthy." he explained defensively. "Like Reese's Peanut butter cups... Peanut butter's healthy."
"Uh... I need more than just-" Squee began.
He was interrupted by the maniac suddenly looking over his shoulder to something else. Squee looked at him questionably.
"Are you okay?" the timid boy asked, hoping the answer ran along the lines of letting him stay with someone else.
Johnny suddenly smiled. "I didn't know this place had brain freezies!" he exclaimed hapily, running off so quickly that Squee couldn't see where he ran off to. "Braaaaaaaaaaaaain Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Squee's eyes suddenly widened. Somehow. Now he was all alone in the scary grocery store with all the scary people who shopped there. (And some who just stole from there.)
And suddenly, he saw something that he did know. He saw the two, incredibly stupid aliens that had tried to kidnap him some time back. He squeaked and tried to run off, only to have one of the aliens grab him by the collar of his shirt.
"You're comming with us, earth child!" the alien that was holding him exclaimed. "We know what we're doing!"
The aliens dragged Squee across the store, (what's with him being dragged today?) taking him to their horribly disguised space ship outside. As they passed by Johnny (who was happily slurping up his brain freezie while ignoring the world around him), Squee made a feeble attempt at grabbing the maniac's ankles. He'd rather be with a homicidal maniac than be expiremented on. Again. However, not only did Nny not notice, but little Todd's hands slipped almost immediatly.
"Mister scary neighbor man!" Squee cried, now clawing pathetically at the floor. "I'm being kidnapped by aliens that want to expirement on me! Hellllllllllllllllp!"
Johnny continued to not notice Squee. And to slurp his brain freezie. The boy tried to think of a plan to get the scary neighbor man to notice him as he was still being dragged away. But how would he get the attention of someone so spacey?
"HELP!"
Nothing.
"JOHNNY!"
Still nothing.
"HEY, LOOK! THERE'S A PERSON OVER THERE WHO WANTS YOU TO HURT THEM! RESCUE ME AND I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THEY ARE HIDING!"
And again, nothing.
"NNY!"
Squee had finally gotten Johnny's attention, just as he was being dragged outside.
"Squeegee!" Johnny exclaimed, running after the boy quickly. When he got outside, he stared at the aliens and pointed to them for no real reason. "Hey, you! Aliens! Stop kidnapping Squee!"
The aliens stopped and stared back at him quizzatically. Johnny angrily threw his brain freezie at them, splashing them with it's cherry flavored goodness.
"Oh no! We are allergic to this strange substance!" one of the aliens cried as it began to melt.
"It's one of our many... I mean, it's our one and only weakness!" the other alien shouted as he, too, melted.
Johnny walked over to Squee, who was shivering, covered with a disgusting mixture of brain freezie and alien goo. Squee looked up at him, his eyes wider than usual.
"M- Mister Johnny... sir..." Squee began.
Johnny stared at the child for a moment. "Hey, Squee, you're covered in alien goo." Johnny pointed out. "Let's go home."
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Back at Johnny's house, Shmee was having an arguement against Mr. Eff. Psycho Doughboy and Nailbunny found it very amusing.
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Yeah, that's it. I wasn't sure where to end it. Oh well. Anyway, review if you liked it!
