Hello. Its me, Kyo, again. I come in this chapter. Cause I'm egotistical and all that… I'm guessing all of you saw YGO GX. How does GX stand for Next generation?
You know what annoys me? When people in duels say "gasp! A trap!"
YES IT'S A GODDAMN TRAP, MORONS! I FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN THEY ACTIVATED IT! DUMBASS!
And the only girls I've seen so far in GX are Obelisk blues.
Anyways, disclaiming, disclaiming…
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. But you already knew that, didn't you. I do own my characters because I bought their souls off E-bay.
You know what I think about when I hear how people sold their souls on E-bay? Satan hunched over a computer, screaming "HA! TAKE THAT SUCKERS! ETERNAL DAMNATION 1, SALVATION 0!"
What would one do with souls, any who… but I digress.
"Come on! We're gonna be late!" Myou shouted as she put her shoes on. Kira peered out from behind her doorway. "Late for what?" she asked as she picked her nose. Myou glared at her.
"For the Entrance ceremony, duh." She said slowly, as if talking to a child.
Kira stared at her blankly. "Why would I go to that?" She asked.
"Because I will gut you with that plastic fork you love so dearly if you don't,"
"Whatever. What about the techno geek?" Kira asked.
"I'm going, idiot. If you don't want to go, you don't have to. Just lay there and die of starvation cause you're so lazy. It'll just annoy me if you go." Kisa's voice said from her room. She emerged from her room with her hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Awesome. Hold on. Let me get my shoes,"
Kisa rolled her eyes and headed out the door with Myou. Kira rushed out after them, still pulling on her shoes. They ran out of the dorm and into the main building. They arrived about five minutes before the Entrance ceremony began. A pretty secretary fiddled with the microphone while Kira looked around.
"Hey, that weird chick is glaring at you," Kira told Myou, pointing. Myou glanced at a girl three rows behind her. The girl was eyeing Myou distastefully. Myou blushed a little. Did her hair look funny?
"Yo!" Kira shouted as she climbed onto the back of her chair. "Yeah, you. What the fuck are you looking at, ho!"
The girl shouted back "Well I was lookin' at the girl next to you, but now I'm looking at a fat, ugly, dumb ganguro!" Kira had to be restrained to keep from killing everything in sight.
"Ah-hem! Children! Settle down now!" A microphone amplified voice boomed across the seats. "Hello children! Welcome to Aoi High! We are your Headmaster!" A pink-haired man said cheerfully. A white haired man and a turquoise haired man stood behind him.
"Gawd. Can someone say 'fruitcake'?" Kira said, now fully recovered from her spaz.
"I am Headmaster Fritz, this is Headmaster Detriz, and this is Headmaster Celios! We love all you tiny insignificant people very much, though you are very tiny and insignificant, and we want you to get famous and make our school look good so other tiny, insignificant people will want to come here! Yay!"
Detriz stepped up to the microphone "What my dear, stupid Fritz is trying to say is, Welcome. We hope you find this environment agreeable, and that you may become the best you can be. Now-"
BOOM!
Whatever he was going to say was lost in an explosion of tremendous proportions. When the dust cleared, Fritz was bleeding from a gash on his head, Detriz and Celios were unconscious, and there was a Hummer (With an apparently dead boy on the front) sticking through the wall behind the stage.
"My precious appendage! You will die!" Fritz was screaming and waving a bazooka around wildly. Three figures emerged as the dust settled, and Kira felt her insides sink.
"Honey, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere,"
"The thief king NEVER makes a wrong turn! I am a God among men! Besides, everything was going fine until Alex ended up on the windshield! Bwahahahahahaha!"
"Moooooooooom, when are we gonna see Kira?" a child's voice moaned.
Three people stood on stage, besides the Headmasters and the dead kid. One was a boy, about thirteen, another was a tall American woman with frizzy black hair, and the third was the thief King Bakura, whose arm was hanging at a funny angle. The little boy shielded his eyes with his hand and said "Hey, look dad! It's Kira! Yay! Nee-Chan!"
Kira sank even farther into her chair. Kisa gawped "You mean Mia-san is your mom? Crapcrapcrap,"
"Dearest daughter, get up on stage now!" Bakura shouted. "Heya, Sweetie!" the woman next to him waved merrily. Kira gave up and faced the ones who claimed paternity of her.
"Hey Op! How ya been? And Mom, make dad stop trying to kill Alex! It's so annoying. And dad, your arm is hanging weird. You should go to the hospital,"
"I DEMAND restitution! My glorious yet fittingly masculine face has been damaged! I. WANT. BLOOD. You, filthy student, explain immediately!" Fritz yelled.
There was another explosion, this time as the ceiling collapsed. A Teenaged girl and another woman sat on top of a boy with wings and a lion's tail. The woman said "Gee, domo for breaking our fall, Griff! Your skinny ass is useful after all!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD HAG!" Griff yelled back, as the girl who had just fallen through the ceiling called "Hey, Kira! Long time no see, huh? I just flew in! What's up?"
"Hey! I think the headmaster's gone bananas!" the little boy onstage cried. Kira screamed an ungodly… well… scream, and screeched "BANANAS! WHERE?"
