236 views? Whoa! Hopefully this will meet your standards, readers!

I decided to only do two letters because they're much longer then usual. The first letter is dedicated to Candy Phantom, the person that gave me this idea. In fact, right when he/she wrote that review, I actually did get a letter complaining about Percabeth! Such a coincedene, no? Anyways, I'll stop my babbling. On with the story!


(Dedicated to: Candy Phantom)

Dear FanFic authors,

This is Artemis, the goddess of the moon and owner of the Hunt. I don't date or marry boys because I'm in the Hunt. That means, that I will never date or marry one Percy Jackson. Just the thought of it makes me shudder and want to hurl. So I will not ever date Percy Jackson. And because of that, I want all Pertemis stories deleted. I mean- Come on, lil' sis! Stop complaining! Apollo! This is my letter! Stop! I'll stop when I'm done. Anyway, I've read a story about me and Will Solace dating. He's my son. No. Even in the god/goddess world, dating your demigod child is weird. Now, I'm going to end this because Artemis will a make it pages and pages of complaint, too long to even get put on FanFiction. Thank you! Bye.

From the two and only,

Artemis and Apollo

FanFiction,

I will not date or marry Hermione. Anybody else may see things in her, but us Slytherins hate Mudbloods like her. She is a disgrace to Wizardry, where only lifeblood should belong (Sorry, my parents are reading this behind my back). Anyways, I would never have feelings for her, especially since any fan of the Wizarding world would know that I marry someone else in the end. Ever since she punches me in third year, we have despised each other more than before, making no way for us to make peace with one another.

Delete those stories,

Draco. A Slytherin.


Thanks for reading! I loved writing these! I'll write more when I think of more and when/or get reviews telling me what you want (Alothough I'll enjoy the regiew ones more, wink wink)!

Peace out,

Awesomeninja09