17 Don't and do's Abby learnt since Stephen moved in with Nick

Disclaimer: Not mine but a girl can wish.

Warning; may cause confusion, hatred of author and temporary insanity.

As long as you do not have these symptoms… I'm doing my job wrong.

Oh and slash.

Author's note: if you say please it will lead to threesome and maybe more

1. Don't Be worried when Nick's phone is off

2. Don't be worried when Stephen's phone is off

3. Don't run to Nick's house to find Nick when his phone is off

4. Don't break the door down when you hear moaning

5. Don't assume all moaning has to do with pain

6. Don't squeal and run away when you find out why Stephen was moaning

7. Don't assume because Stephen is stronger nick bottoms

8. Don't ever think about what you saw

9. Don't fantasise about what you saw

10. Don't listen to no. 9

11. Don't burst out laughing when Connor asks how Stephen's girlfriend is

12. Don't tell Stephen they make a cute couple

13. Don't repeatedly ask Stephen if his phone is on

14. Don't laugh when a girl flirts with Nick and Stephen growls

15. Don't compare you relationship with boyfriends to Nick and Stephen's

16. Do be happy when you see how much Nick and Stephen are in love

17. Do think 'if Nick is hot and Nick and Stephen are hotter. What is Nick, Stephen AND Connor?'