Mario and Falco Lombardi were chasing Captain Falcon, who was running as fast as he could. The two Brooklynites yelled angrily as they got close to the F-ZERO pilot.
"You'll pay for this, Falcon! I swear it by my bread!" Falco threatened as he took out his blaster and began shooting at Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon managed to dodge the blasts, but he was damaged by the red hot fireballs that Mario was now chuckling. He turned around briefly and chuckled. "Try all you want, but you'll never get the great CAPTAIN FALCON!" He then summoned the Blue Falcon and drove away.
Falco growled as he angrily pounded the ground. "Damn it! We lost track of him, and we have no way of catching up!" He cursed as he shook his head in dismay.
Mario merely grinned, folding his arms as he closed his eyes and chuckled for a bit. "Oh ho ho, my fine feathered friend, but we do have a way." He then pulled out a green warp pipe out of nowhere from the ground and pulled out his kart from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, the good old fashioned Red Fire. "With THIS baby, we can manage to catch up to Falcon in no time!"
Falco looked up, turning to face Mario and cheered, laughing as he stated, while getting onto the kart's back position, "Heh heh, you sure this will work, Mario?"
Mario merely casted a dark grin as he got into the driver's seat and started up the Red Fire, tossing a mushroom into the engine. The Red Fire reacted, and in a flash, it took off at high speeds.
Falco took out his blaster again, using it in his right hang as he hung onto the Red Fire's railings with his left hand. "Now... let's try this again..." He stated as he aimed at the Blue Falcon.
Captain Falcon turned around, to see Mario and Falco in the Red Fire. He gulped as he then started releasing several smart bombs. Mario swiftly swerved to the left and right to easily avoid the bombs, whilst Falco began shooting at the Blue Falcon. The Blue Falcon took a tiny biy of damage, but it was enough to cause it to spin around. Captain Falcon quickly regained control and turned to the right, heading downhill a winding path. Mario followed as the Red Fire barely scraped on the mountain wall, swifting to avoid the snapping Piranha Plants that were on the ground. Falco pushed away several Piranha Plants that tried to snap at him, getting knocked in the head by a tree branch. He growled as a Fake Item Box then hit him square in the face, paralyzing him. Mario noticed what Captain Falcon was doing, and performed a trick move up in the air, allowing the Red Fire to avoid the Fake Item Boxes. However, that caused the Red Fire to head straight into a streaming river, while the Blue Falcon turned left and got away. Mario and Falco both screamed as the river picked them up.
"Yesz!" Captain Falcon boldly exclaimed as he grinned, driving away with ease.
Needless to say, Falco wasn't pleased. Not one bit. Not even a teeny weeny bit.
"Damn it! How the hell are we gonna get that fucking Captain Falcon now!?" Falco exclaimed angrily while unneccessarily cursing as he punched and kicked away the Octoroks and Cheep Cheep fish that were flying his way, "He's slick, he's sly, and he's a dead man!"
Mario sighed as he took out a Bo-Bomb, closing his eyes. "I know the perfect way," He assured as he lit the Bo-Bomb and chucked it towards the east, watching it explode as part of the mountain came crumbling down.
Captain Falcon sighed of relief as he continued riding downwards in his Blue Falcon, thankful that Mario and Falco weren't following him anymore. However, he looked up, and screamed, having the mountain rubble crash right onto him, burying the Blue Falcon. Captain Falcon then used his Falcon Punch to get rid of the rubble, looking around to make sure the two bothersome characters were around. Before he could react, however, another explosion occured, shaking the ground and causing the good captain to trip. He looked up in horror, as more mountain rubble came rolling down.
"FALCON... NO!!!" He boldly screamed as he was once again buried alive.
