=== Be pestered by Sollux

"Sollux, you keep talking in fucking technical terms, how the fuck am I supposed to understand your bat shit crazy computer language!?" You exclaim, throwing your fork onto the lunch table.

"KK, I wath talking about girlth." Sollux states smugly.

"It's the same shit either way you dip."

"KK did you jutht call me a dip? Well thatth a new one." He chuckles.

"Yes I did, you are lord dip or the ass colony, fucking deal with it." You groan, picking back up your fork to eat your 'supposed' spaghetti.

"Did you even underthtand a thing I wath talking about?" Sollux questions you.

"Yes it was something I gave up trying to listen to." You respond.

"I wath talking about NP."

"What the fuck about Nepeta?"

"I think you like her KK." Sollux grins at you from behind his red and blue bi-coloured glasses.

"Yeah she's nice, what the fuck of it?" You ask, not understanding what he actually meant.

"I knew you had feelingth for her." He says smugly and you tense up.

"Let's get something fucking straight here Sol-douche; I have only known her for what, three fucking days? In case you didn't notice Sollux we aren't the living fucking rendition of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet; love like that doesn't exist anywhere but the movies! Furthermore we will not be committing some shitty act of double suicide to escape all our troubles because that's just fucking stupid in its own." You shout at him, gaining a few side-ways glances from other tables around the caff, whom you quickly glare at to get them to look away.

"I'm glad you don't feel that way, KK." He snickers deviously.

"What the fuck are you up to?"

"Nothing, I jutht invited NP to eat lunch with uth thatth all. Oh look, there the ith now." He says, leaning his elbow onto the table to call over Nepeta. "HEY NP! OVER HERE!" He calls and you sink lower into your seat.

"Hey Pawlux, Karkitty. What are you guys up to?" She asks, setting her bag lunch on the table and taking a seat next to Sollux, making you feel only slightly jealous; you brush off the jealous feeling as nothing.

"Jutht thitting with Karkitty." He snickers.

"Don't call me that you ass wipe." You scold him.

"Oh, sorry, I'll stop too if you want Karkit- Karkat." Nepeta blushes.

"No! I mean, you can call me that it's fucking fine. However bi-eyes over here would use it against me." Yeah, that sounds like a good cover, you don't need anyone to think you actually like when Nepeta calls you Karkitty, pfft, what preposterous notion.

"Oh, okay." Nepeta says, beginning to open her lunch while Sollux wiggles his eye brows at you. What a little fucking shit.

"Hey, so the Auxiliatrix is purracticing today for the show, do you guys want to come watch us?" Nepeta asks. Damn you really wanted to, but you had to go to Kankri's lecture at the University of Alternia after school thanks to your fucking father who insists on 'family time' today.

"Thure NP, I love coming to thee you guyth practith." Sollux says, now both their eyes are on you for an answer, great.

"I can't. Not that I don't want to, I have to go to my brothers stupid fucking lecture at UoA." You huff, blowing some stay hairs out of your face. "Wait, Sollux, you've seen them play?" You ask.

"Yeth, all the time." He smiles.

"You only come to see Fefurry so don't even bother saying it's to see us playing." Nepeta giggles, playfully punching him in the shoulder.

"Wait, who the fuck is Fefurry?" You ask.

"It's actually Feferi, but she's in my band and Sollux likes her!" Nepeta answers.

"Thut up NP, I don't like her like that, the's jutht a friend."

"Pawlux don't even try that on me! I see how you look at her." Nepeta states proudly.

"Oh? And how'th that, NP?" Sollux taunts.

"Oh I see all the love and longing you put into those looks at her! It's just like in the movies when the boy looks at the girl so lovingly when she looks away. EEE! It's just so cute!" Nepeta squeals before hugging a flushed Sollux from the side. She's actually embarrassing him, you can't even do that! You had to admit, this girl was good.

"So, who plays what in your band, like does this Feferi girl play drums and Kanaya and you on guitar and whoever the fuck else on whatever instrument?" You ask.

"Sollux don't tell him! He has to come see us play before he can know anything!" Nepeta says, dramatically covering Sollux' mouth with her hand, which he playfully removes.

"No worryieth NP, I won't tell him anything." Sollux states; putting up his right hand, and then putting it over his heart in mock promise.

"Good. Oh Pawlux, did I tell you Equius is coming to visit from University this week?" Nepeta says excitedly.

"Yeth, about two thouthand timeth."

"Wait who's Equius?" You ask.

"He's my brother, and my best furend. He's in Germany studying advanced robotics right now." She explains. "Germany offured him a place on the Olympic weight lifting team but he declined to continue his sill robot work."

"So I'm going to guess he's really fucking strong then?" You inquire.

"Oh yes defurnately! He won't hug me back anymore though because he accidentally broke my arm once." She frowns. You are certain you don't want to meet Nepeta's brother.

"At least he doesn't blab all day like my brother or have spasms like Sollux' fucking brother."

"Firtht, he'th my half-brother on my dad'th thide. Thecond, my brother ith way better than Kankri." Sollux smirks.

"Okay, your brother, fucking half-brother or whatever, wears his helmet every waking and sleeping hour of the day! Not to mention the ramblings of garbage he spews when he can't think straight, which is always." You state crossly.

"That'th not fair KK, he wath in a car accident. Bethideth, atleatht he doethn't talk conthantly like Kankri."

"Boys, boys, if we're done comparing dicks I have a class to go to. I'll see you after school to walk home Pawlux." Nepeta says jokingly. Before she leaves she hugs Sollux and gives him a friendly kiss on the cheek. If your blood weren't already boiling in jealousy you would have actually said goodbye instead of giving her a side-ways glance and an angry wave. Your fists are so tightly clenched that by now you swear they would bruise if it were possible.

"I knew you liked her, KK." Sollux laughs maniacally before going to his computers class, leaving you to clean up the table, again.

=== Walk home with Nepeta

You are now Sollux and you know that Karkat may be developing feelings for your good friend Nepeta. You know you've told him straight that he definitely likes her, but in all honesty you were just trying to get on his nerves. The plan had worked too, making him think you invited Nepeta to eat lunch with the two of you was pretty hilarious when you saw his expression; luckily Nepeta was happy to sit with you, and when she sat next to you could have sworn you saw your good buddies face turn green with envy.

You think that Nepeta may like Karkat; after all she had always told you about the boy across the street from Kanaya's house that she said was 'pawsitively adorable'. The thought always made you laugh because you knew she was talking about Karkat, but you never told her you knew. This way, if they ever met, Karkat would be much easier to pick on- which you blatantly enjoyed doing.

Nepeta was currently inside grabbing her set list then the two of you would head off to her band practice while Karkat paced in front of the Maryam house like always. Karkat thinks no one ever sees what he's doing but you do, you like your blackmail. You always love going to Nepeta's practices- yes mainly to see Feferi, but you happened to be quite fond of her in a more than friend type way. However, you would never give KK, or NP to have the satisfaction, that and you really had no idea to go about it.

Sure you had been on dates with Feferi before and it was fun and you think she really likes you, but you can decide if you're sure you want to date her or just be kinda flirty friends with her. You we're just happy she replaced your nightmares with dreams of her instead.

((A/N: I know its short but i've been having writers block, not to mention my english course im taking in summer school ive been up to my ears in work! So it may take a little longer between chapters but i'll do my best for this and my other story the motorcycle girl. Thank you for reading, i really appreciate it
~ Kech))