(Deidara)
I was walking behind Dana, bored. "Dana! I'm bored! Can we go back yet? I'm missing Harry Potter week!" Sasori looked at me.
"We own all the Harry Potter movies at home Deidara. Right now we're doing something important. You should be preparing yourself for a fight, not complaining about the television. Sasuke and Orochimaru are both going to give it all they have to keep Sasuke with them. Meaning we have to give it all we have. Since there was no one there, that means that they are all together and I assure you that Orochimaru has many underlings who also probably have a curse mark."
"Dana, I don't need scolding about complaining about the television." I chuckled. "Why does Sasuke want to be with Orochimaru anyway? We win when it comes to how many people fall victim to the Akatsuki. His underlings barely ever get to come out. It's like a huge family who's grounded forever." I heard Kisame and Zabuza laugh. It started out as a pffft before becoming laughter. I grinned at them. "The Akatsuki on the other hand is like a family who has a motto of 'Those who kill together, stay together'. Not really." I said quickly to Sasori.
"Just shut up." I heard and I looked around to see Sasori Junior talking to me.
"Take your own advice kid." Sasori Jr. only looked at me before looking ahead again.
"Leave Gaara alone you bomb freak!" Naruto shouted. I looked at Naruto.
"Oh yeah? And who's going to make me?"
"I am!" He yelled, pointing at himself.
"You and what army?!" I yelled back. Sasori gave me a look and I gave him my best 'I'm innocent' smile. He didn't fall for it.
"Naruto!" Leadersama yelled. I gasped. Oh. Wait. He's not talking to me. "Get over here, now." Naruto looked at Leadersama, clearly deciding if he should or not. When Naruto didn't move to obey Leadersama called again. "Naruto!"
"Coming!" Naruto groaned. I smirked.
"That's right! Obey Leadersama you coward!" Kisame groaned. I felt a smack delivered to my own self. I glared at Dana. "The hell was that for you jerk?"
"You know what it was for Dei. Stop starting fights."
"But I like doing that un." With a look from Dana and I quickly looked away, whistling. "… Well Dana did say I should prep myself for a battle. And now Dana wants me to stop starting fights. I'm confused." Dana grabbed my ear. I yelped.
"You know exactly what I meant Deidara! Don't pretend you don't. Just to be clear, you should be prepping yourself to fight Orochimaru and his underlings, including Sasuke if it comes down to it. Got it now?" He asked, a warning tone to his voice.
"Yes Dana." I quickly replied. He let go of my ear.
