Aimi: Hey again ya'll! This time I've got tons of truths and dares for you guys!
Axel: I…can't…feel…my…legs…
Zexion: that's entirely your fault
Axel: .You.
Zexion: *kicks*
Axel: Argh!
Xion: hey where's Roxas?
Roxas: *out cold*
Aimi: Someone wake him up please while I read these requests…oh wait I almost forgot! We have a special guest today! Come on in Kaxan!
Kaxan: hey guys! Remember me? It's organization13girl!
Axel: so it…was you! This is all your fault!
Kaxan: *sticks tongue out* you brought it upon yourself
Axel: WHY YOU LITTLE
Aimi: someone? Restraining order please! Ok this one is from Animeluver4evertimes2
Okay, get ready for this! I want the following people to cosplay as these characters, and act out the scene from The World Ends WIth You, the one right before the go into the Shibuya River on Another Day. Roxas: As Neku Axel: As Joshua Xion: As Shiki Xigbar: As Beat
Xigbar:….what's The World End's With You?
Aimi:…..really?
Everyone: what is it?
Aimi:….I can't believe you guys! *throws the game and some ds' at them* I give you 12 hours to finish that game!
12 hours later
Xaldin:….I'm done
Demyx: whattt so fasttt I'm still on Shiki!
Vexen: Ha! I finished it 5 hours ago!
Aimi: -_- you guys…. Never mind then. Roxas, Axel, Xigbar, Xion get over here!
Axel: what? And yes… I did finish that game no need to yell
Aimi: *throws them clothes* go and change and get back in no less than 20 mins! Go chop chop!
As for the rest of you... Demyx: How did you get your Sitar? How did you obtain it? Larxene: Here, some new knives. Use Luxord as a dart board cause he's such a tough boss. And, last but not least... Xemnas and Saix: I want yout two to sing me a duet of the song "Dimelo" by Enrique Inglesias.
Demyx:…I honestly don't know. When I woke up as a Nobody, I already had it.
Larxene: ok enough of his past….*takes the knives and smiles at Luxord* pay back for all the times you beat me in poker
Luxord:… now now Larxene no need to get violent. You've already proved your point 46 times already
Larxene: you mean 50 you idiot *throws knives one by one* stay still!
Luxord: hey! I swear my cards do not like having knives being thrown at them!
Aimi: *hands Xemnas and Saix the lyrics* while everyone's busy….why don't you guys prepare?
Xemnas: I don't sing….and this…..I can't even read it!
Saix: likewise
Aimi: I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to be punished now would you? *looks at The Room*
Both: *gulp* no madam.
Aimi: *smiles* thought so. Guys hurry up!
Roxas: this wig is hard to manage
Xion: *covers belly* this outfit is embarrassing
Roxas: *tickles her stomach* I think it suits you
Xion* eeepp! *blushes*
Axel: okay now I just look and feel stupid
Kaxan: don't worry dear… you were already stupid
Axel: WHY I—
Aimi: okay no fighting
Xigbar: am I….a gangster?
Kaxan: think of yourself as a pirate gangster
Xigbar:…..I like it
Aimi: *smiles* okay everyone! We have a performance!
Xemnas: Do I really have to?
Aimi: *smiles and nods once*
Saix:….fine *starts the music*
Xemnas: *in an accent* Dímelo Tú dímelo Dímelo
Saix: ¿Dímelo por que estas fuera de mi? Y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro Dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo lo que yo ya siento
Xion: *whispers to Roxas* What language is that?
Roxas *shrugs*
Both: Después yo te veo y tú me miras Y Vamos a comernos nuestra vida Yo no voy a conformarme inventándote Siempre ha sido así Por que yo no puedo despegarme de ti Cuanto más quiero escaparme más me quedo Mirándote a los ojos sin respirar
Esperando un solo gesto para empezar
Xemnas: ¿Dímelo por que estas fuera de mí? Y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
Dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo lo que yo ya siento
Both: Dímelo suave Dímelo fuerte Dímelo fuerte Dímelo suave Dímelo por fin de una vez
Aimi: yea… okay stop that's enough
Kaxan: why did you stop them?
Aimi: it hurts too much to listen
Kaxan: true….
Aimi: I'm going to sit down for a moment you do the scene :)
Kaxan: sure *turns to the four* okay you guys ready?
Roxas: no
Xion: I rather not
Kaxan: well too bad! Action!
Roxas: hmph!... This is…
Axel: Shi…Shibuya River…It stretches 2.6 km between the Miyamasu and Tengenji Bridges hmph that smart ass…
Kaxan: is you now shut up and do your lines
Axel: but really at this point, it is a river in name alone…it has no real source, and it's awfully shallow…it's been converted into a drainway now..a sewer
Xion: What? A sewer?
Xigbar: An' you finna go in there?
Roxas: there could be something inside
Xion: Sorry but I'll pass..these boots were so not made for sewer walking
Xigbar: Yeah, this aint my style either, yo….what a marshmallow
Roxas: I guess that's understandable..All right I'll go check it out
Axel: Whoa there Black 'n' Blue I'm going with
Roxas: you? You seem like the LAST person who'd want to go in there
Axel: I could never live with myself if I let you go alone. Let's spend some quality time
Xion: Whoa ho ho! You guys are… Like, you ain't… Blue and Pink? Sure, they go…but I didn't know they went LIKE THAT!
Axel:….wait…. WTF! WHAT IS THIS?
Aimi: I did say that yaoi dares are allowed didn't I? *smiles evilly*
Roxas: *glares* I hate you
Aimi: I know *smiles* and guess what for my own and the readers' enjoyment, you have to stay in character for the rest of this chapter!
Xion: What?
Aimi: oh Xion you know you love it
Xion: I do not!
Aimi: Well I know Roxas does
Roxas: *blushes* what?
Aimi: okay…these are from Kaxan herself so I'll let her read them
Kaxan: thanks!
Xemnas:Actually Superior I can.I can use all your elements,bake cookies,and my name is Kaxan until I get a name by as I do this.*Summons a sitar and blasts water,summons chakrams and throws them at Axel,and summons Lexicon.*Proof enough?
Xemnas:…..
Aimi: well Xemnas? Don't leave her waiting
Xemnas:….marry me
Xion: Oh hoho!
Aimi:….what…a turn of events
Kaxan: I'm not sure how to answer to that but if that counts as acceptance then sure!
Axel:*laughs*You admit it.I won without having to do power of the way you play your words is the best.
Axel:… shut up
Kaxan: *smiles* ok next
Zexion:*pokes*Sorry number to you you like a turn in hurting Axel?
Zexion: *smiles evilly* I'd love to
Axel: hey woah there Zexion. Didn't you already hurt me enough yes- Hey Hey!
Kaxan: Larxene:No your not a guy your an awesome girl!*summons pair of kunai*Would you like these kunais?
Larxene:…. *takes kunais* …..thanks….
Kaxan: What are you going to do now?
Larxene:…. I don- *throws them at Axel*
Axel: WTF?Kaxan: Demyx:Hi Dem!I know that your super ticklish!*tickles* now*summons sitar*It is yours now.
Demyx: whahahahaahahahahahaatt nohohohoh sthahahap!
Aimi: It seems he likes it
Demyx: nohooo I dohohohnt!
Kaxan: okay I'll stop heres your sitar
Demyx: thanks… oooo look its blue!
Aimi: its always been blue
Demyx: oh
Kaxan: Marluxia:Pick a color:black or red?
Marluxia: pink
Axel: that wasn't one of the choices you idiot
Marluxia: well sometimes I like to improvise
Aimi: Marluxia pick black or red no improvising
Marluxia: hmph red
Kaxan: why?
Marluxia: because it's dark pink
Everyone:….
Kaxan: Xigbar:Thanks Xiggy for the Sora issue.I dare you to float around saying your a pretty butterfly while pretending you are a butterfly.
Xigbar: wait so now I'm a pirate, a gangster, and now a butterfly?...yo?
Aimi: sure
Xigbar:….*shrugs* I'm a pretty butterfly! I'm a pretty butterfly!
Aimi: well…these are from XxOoSolanaSkylarXxOo
Well, my dear Org members, you can all just call me Sol. I'm here to torture half of you, the others all are awesome in my eyes. Xemnas: Battle Darth Vadar to the death with your knock-off lightsabers! (Yeah, I don't like you, Mansex/Sexman)
Xemnas: Darth…who? And Mansex? Wth?
Aimi: *snaps fingers and Xemnas disappears* well hopefully he'll be coming back
Axel: why?
Aimi: so we can do more dares duhhh
Xigbar: Target practice time! Your target? Hehehe...Anyone you choose! Go crazy, my awesome pirate!
Xigbar: excuse me but I'm a pirate, gangster and a butterfly, yo. But since you asked…. *looks at Roxas* I can't find Sora right now but you're the closest to him
Roxas:….*summons keyblade* BRING IT ON
Xigbar: hyahhhh!
Roxas: RAWR
Aimi: o.O uhm…
Xaldin: Get a new haircut. You kill the dreadlocks, "mon".
Xaldin:….my…my dreadlocks…..
Kaxan: to make it even better…Mohawk!
Aimi: YES
Xaldin: NO!
Kaxan: no….
Xaldin: thank god
Kaxan:….reverse Mohawk!
Aimi: YES!
Xaldin: this is unfair
Aimi: too bad *teleports him to a barber* now…next
Vexen: Hug Mar-Mar and be nicer to him, you old fart!
Marluxia: Mar-Mar, kiss Vexen! I don't like yaoi really, there are a few exceptions! Like Marxen!
Vexen:…..
Marluxia: Yes! No come Vexen, dear!
Vexen: you have GOT to be kidding me!
Marluxia: *wraps arms around him*
Vexen: *cringes but reluctantly hugs back*
Marluxia: now how 'bout a little kiss? *kisses*
Vexen: ack! Nooooo my first kiss lost to …..a mannnn arghhhh! My life is over!
Kaxan: you wouldn't have gotten it from anyone else
Vexen: what did you say?
Kaxan: nothing nothing
Aimi: Lexeaus: Say an entire paragraph. Please? You never talk much, ya know.
Lexeaus: ….
Kaxan: Come on, Lexeaus
Lexeaus:….. an entire paragraph
Everyone: ….
Aimi: that's not fair
Lexeaus: that's what she asked for….
Aimi: I give you a cookie
Lexeaus: only Xemnas likes cookies
Aimi: hmph fine
Zexion: Out of all the girls in Kingdom Hearts, including the Final Fantasy ones, who do you think is the prettiest? Hehe, you must talk!
Zexion: errrr
Aimi: talk, boy, talk
Zexion: *glances at Larxene* I think all of them are ugly
Kaxan: oh ho but I just saw you sneak a glance at…Larxene?
Larxene: wha-…..
Zexion: it's not what it looks like!
Larxene: you…YOU LITTLE
Aimi:…oh my… normally girls would like being called pretty
Saix: You are the host's slave for an entire chapter. Not like you aren't already, but still! I really don't like you, Saix Puppy.
Saix:…. What do you want me to do…Aimi
Aimi: me? Oh no I'll turn you over to Kaxan
Kaxan: *smiles evilly* come here for a moment
Saix: *gulps*
Aimi: so while Kaxan does…her thing…
Axel: Soo...you and Roxy? What's the deal on that? You must tell me!
Axel: We're not gay
Aimi: are you sure about that?
Axel: We're best friends
Aimi: Who love each other
Axel: NO
Aimi: geez why so serious?
Axel: -_-
Aimi: *laughs* you'll have to say it sooner or later
Axel: that I'm gay for Roxas? No thank you.
Aimi: Ah ha! You did it again!
Axel: wait what?
Aimi: *plays recorder* Axel's Voice: I'm gay for Roxas…. And to think you'll learn the first time
Axel:…..DAMN IT
Aimi: you lose ;)
Demyx: EEEEEIIIYAAAA DEM-DEM! I LOVE YOU! ...Alright, I'm calm now. Can I have a hug, please? Oh, here's a cookie! Well, do you even want to be in the Org? You're too sweet and innocent and adorable and I could go on, really.
Demyx: uhm…. Thanks *smiles*
Aimi: I think you just got most of those fan girls out there squealing
Demyx: I actually do want to be in the Organization
Aimi: *gasp* why Dem?
Demyx: Because… I have nowhere else to go
Fangirls: AWWWW KAWAIIIIIII
Aimi: o.O…..where did they come from?...
Luxord: Play Lexeaus in poker. He's too quiet...he must have some secrets. Like a professional poker player?
Luxord:….
Lexeaus:…..
Luxord:… you're on
Lexeaus:…..
An hour later…
Luxord:…. Impossible…
Lexeaus:….
Luxord: *throws cards down* No way! How did you….how did you beat me?
Everyone:….
Aimi:… That…. Was…. Expected okay next…
Larxene: Fight Kairi one on one. I hate her. Too damsel in distress. You are badass and don't take any shit from anyone!
Larxene: ahahahahahha
Aimi: *summons Kairi*
Larxene: there you are you little twerp!
Kairi:…. *runs*
Larxene: Hey! Come back! *chases*
Aimi:….
Kaxan: Ohkay I'm back!
Saix: *comes in dressed as a maid*….I don't enjoy this
Everyone:….. *bursts into laughter*
Aimi: Looking….hot there Saix
Saix: shut up…you'll pay….you'll all pay!
Kaxan: Go bake me cookies
Saix:…. Yes madam…
Aimi: *smiles* okay next Xion: Please tell me you don't like Riku? I don't care if you ruin AkuNami, AkuLarx, RokuNami, or anything like that. Just don't love Riku. He's taken by a million fangirls around the world. Like me!
Roxas: You and Namine? Or you and Xion? Which is it pal? I hate players like you! But, I love you so yeah. I'm cool with it if you are!
Roxas:…. I err….
Aimi: I personally prefer RoxasxXion
Xion:…. *blushes*
Roxas:….well…. I like…err…
Aimi: *snaps fingers* come on, Roxas
Roxas:…Xion
Xion: *blushes*
Aimi: *turns to Xion* and you
Xion:…Roxas
Aimi: *smiles* ohkay so these next ones are from…..mahboi9610
Roxas/Xion: go on a date. (i think you two are cute together! :))
Roxas and Xion:…..
Aimi: *snaps a finger and Roxas is dressed in a tux and Xion in a black dress*
Both: wha….
Roxas:….you looks gorgeous
Xion: Th-thanks
Aimi: *reads*….hey Kaxan come over here
Kaxan: *reads*…
Saix: watch larxene take a shower.
Larxene: beat saix up for watching you take a shower.
Saix:…. This is inhumane
Larxene: what? What's going on?
Aimi: nothing… hey Larxene wanna go take a nice warm shower?
Saix: no!
Kaxan: shut up, dear
Larxene:…. Uhm sure….
Kaxan: now go!
Saix:….do I have to?
Kaxan: Yes!
Saix: fine… *peeks*
Larxene:…. WHAT THE HELL!
Saix: this is not what it looks like….HEY HEY HEY NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!
Aimi: would you like to read the next one?
Kaxan: I'd love to
Vexen: guess larxene's weight.
Larxene again: no matter what vexen guesses your weight is, you can beat him up too.
Larxene: *throws a crippled Saix aside* what?
Vexen: First Marluxia and now this? Conspiracy I tell you! Conspiracy!
Aimi: No complaining. Now guess.
Vexen:… I dunno…. A hundred twenty?
Larxene:…. Are you saying... I'm….fat?
Vexen: what? No! That is a decent weight for a girl like yo—
Larxene: are you saying I'm decent?
Vexen: now how can anyone get angry at that?
Larxene: oh so now you're talking back
Vexen: Only to you- hey…hey watch that fist….keep away keep away!
Kaxan: … where is Mansex?
Xemnas: *comes through the portal* huff…huff….that Darth Vader one is strong
Aimi: Xemnas: fire larxene from the org. for attacking fellow members.
Xemnas: attacking other members? Well that happens everyday….
Aimi: too bad….fire her
Xemnas:…. Larxene
Larxene: what?
Xemnas: you're fired
Larxene: WHAT? *chases*
Xemnas: *glares at Aimi and Kaxan* I blame you *runs*
Xaldin:….I'm back
Aimi: oh lord!
Kaxan: hmmm that looks good on you
Xaldin: shut up….
Xigbar: yes…very…manly….
Xaldin: I said…shut…up!
Kaxan: Axel/Xigbar/Demyx/Zexion: start a band!
Axel:….I call drums
Xigbar: guitar
Demyx: I wanna play guitar too
Zexion:…. I guess I'll play the keyboard
Axel: do you even know how?
Zexion: yea… did you think my head was filled with hot air?
Axel:…..
Zexion: yea that's right
Aimi: Well you guys are performing for us next chapter!
Luxord/Lexaus/Xaldin/Marluxia: watch spongebob.
Marluxia: oh how I adore that yellow sponge!
Luxord: I prefer Mr. Krabs
Xaldin:….the squid
Lexeaus:… the starfish
Aimi: high five man…. Patrick FTW
Marluxia: the sponge is smarter
Aimi: so? Patrick is awesome
Xaldin: the squid is smarter
Luxord: but he's boring
Aimi: -_- P.S.: i will give up my heart to join you. i have power over darkness. things like black holes, dark matter, etc.
all: if you could kick one member out, who would it be?
Xemnas:… fine Kelxik…..take Larxene's place for the time being
Everyone:….
Roxas: well we already kicked her out so…
Xion and Axel: I agree
Everyone:…*nods*
Aimi: well so we have it! Phew that was one long chapter!
Kaxan: til next time!
Aimi: and remember! Review!
