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Slight spoilers for Season 1, Episode 8 "Through the Storm"
By the time that the first bars of 2-Dads song had started I had already threatened bodily harm under my breath which had only caused Mike to snigger and wrap his arm around my shoulder. You see, a few years ago, back when we still had Toby "Chefo" Jones cooking for us, he decided to get married. And at that particular time he decided to get married. Spider (being Spider) decided to put on a, a show for lack of a better word, at his engagement party. Since this "show" involved Spider putting on a sailor's uniform with a card saying "XO" on the chest and a blonde wig and pretending to be me I don't think that either I or Mike were meant to see it but because ET filmed it over a boarding tape that Mike was watching and because I walked in at the right time to talk to him we got a pretty good look at it, despite Mikes best efforts to keep it from me. And some how I was now looking at 2-Dads wearing said uniform and wig, although thankfully without the name tag. Judging from the sniggers around me most of the original crew were now remembering that particular incident. Since I couldn't move I settled for sending death glares at the man currently on stage as well as plotting out my revenge in my head. Unfortunately for us, or perhaps fortunately, by this time we had figured out that 2-Dads really can not sing (he had tried to instigate a singing day on board which had escaped my detection until he had started singing in the bridge and I had caught half of the crew threatening to push him off the boat if he ever did it again and the other half fleeing the scene as fast as humanly possible) so my crew had already blocked their ears by the time he opened his mouth which left anyone who had already left Hammersley to discover this fact in a rather…painful manner.
Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
Oh, I love you Ken!
By the time he had finished singing everyone at our table had blocked their ears and once they finally realised that it was over unblocked them. Of course, at this point 2-Dads offered to sing another to 'get us in the mood' which led to Buffer and Dutchy leaping up and forcibly removing him from the stage and ordering him to buy the next round before Nav took the stage. At this point I was simply praying that whatever she chose would be appropriate before the music started to play.
I apologise for this taking so long, RL got in the way a bit but there have been a few PM's and reviews coming in asking for the next part so here it is. Please review.
