Belgarath:gazing intently at Poledra

Poledra:gazing right back

Garion: Uummm...you guys...just thought you'd like to know...THE COTTAGE IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Both:continue staring at each other

Garion: ...

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Urgit: Give my thanks to Cho-Hag for killing my beloved father!

Hettar:kinda scared lookUuhh...okay...

Urgit:mumbling to selfOh, I need some kind of gift for him...do you think Cho'd like his skull? It's a nice enough skull, I suppose, I just gotta figure out where I threw him away...

Hettar: *silence*

Urgit: Huh? Where'd he go? Eeeehhhh well, guess he's decided to go lookin' for it immediately...

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Vella:Staring at BeldinI want to spend my whole life with you...FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA...

Garion:weird look on faceUumm...why?

Vella:insane look on faceHE CAN FLY!!!

Garion: He's a rude, ugly, bad-mouthed, drinking basta-

Vella: HE CAN FLY! I WANNA FLY! PRETTY BIRDY IN THE SKY...laalalaalalaaaa...

Garion: ...

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Belgarath: Silk, stop hogging all the food.

Silk: But my dear Eternal Man, 'hogging' is such a horrible-sounding word...'devouring with grace' has a much nicer ring to it, do you not agree?

Belgarath: ...

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Garion: Heellooo...?

silence

Garion: Aldur's on fire?

silence

Garion: The prophecies are on fire!

silence

Garion: BELGARATH THE WHOLE FREAKIN VALE IS ON FIRE!!!

Belgarath: Aargh! My tower! runs off

Poledra: Men!!

(This was Songwind's idea, thx Songwind! *hugz*)

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How was this edition? As you can see, my chapters have been kinda lacking off...due to lack of ideas. I would love your feedback, though. If you have any ideas, please review and maybe I'll write something based on your light bulb.

P.S. Also, don't worry about plagerism...if you have an idea, share it and I will be sure to give you credit. I am a very honest person. Serious. Shadowfox- Oh, REALLY? Ani-shut up. 0;)