Ichigo-baachan (Grandma Strawberry)
Summary: NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto characters at Hogwarts? Harry Potter-sama? Wtf happened?
Title: Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
Chapter 3
Ichigo: Yay! Sorting Hat will be in this chapter! And everyone, thank you for your reviews (again)! d(.)b (just so you know, that's a smiley face smiling while doing a thumbs-up sign with both hands). Also, the whole "not getting the wands" thing will come out later on! Or...maybe in this chapter? I have no idea. And I hope that you guys will be okay with where everyone is sorted into. . "
Naruto: I'm in Gryffindor! Yay! That means I'm brave!
Ichigo: Naruto you baka! Why'd you tell the readers that? You just gave part of it away!
Naruto: I wasn't supposed to tell?
Sakura:...She told us to keep it a secret for now, Naruto...(sweatdrops)
Sasuke: Baka.
Naruto: At least I'm not in stinky-
Ichigo and Sakura: Shush Naruto!
Sasuke: Yeah shut up dobe.
Naruto: You shut up, teme!
Sasuke: Why should I listen to you?
Naruto: Ha! Then why should I listen to you?
Sasuke: Stop copying what I'm saying Naruto.
Ichigo: Here comes Chapter 3 guys. You better watch out or it'll hit your head while coming down.
...?(First...this...intro thing)...?
Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
By: Ichigo-baachan
Chapter 3
"Blah"-Talking
'Blah'-Thinking
"Blah"-Inner Sakura
AN.- How sad is this? I still don't own Naruto! XD
...?(Chapter 3-story-start!)...?
"Man, it's raining so hard!", Inner Sakura complained.
'Yeah I know. Hope we won't drown before reaching Hogwarts.', Sakura muttered back to Inner Sakura.
As a gigantic shadow appeared at the end of the platform, Harry cried out, "Hi, Hagrid!"
"Wow, did he drink a lot of milk!" Temari said, her eyes wide.
She added while smirking, " Gaara, you should start drinking milk!" ((AN.- Gaara isn't that short anymore, he's one of the tallest of the guys...I guess. He's 5 inches taller than Sakura, who's...5'4"! Also, after Gaara became Kazekage, the Sand siblings got a lot closer to each other.))
Kankurou and Naruto overheard Temari and started laughing at Gaara.
"Shut up Temari. Anyway, I'm one of the tallest now, and I'm taller than you, same with you Naruto. And I drink milk every morning, Temari. You should know that since you've been the one who always forces me to drink it.", Gaara mumbled while glaring at them.
Naruto grinned, but they were interrupted when the humongous figure ahead of them said, "All righ', Harry? See yeh at the feast if we don' drown!" While Hermione whispered to Ron," Oooh, I wouldn't fancy corssing the lake in this weather!"
The big groupd made up of the 'Japanese wizards' and the already-Hogwarts-students. They all stopped next to a carriage that was horseless, just like hundreds of others next to it. As they settled in, the carriage made it's way to Hogwarts Castle.
As they got out and to the doors of the castle, Ron said, "Blimey! If the rain keeps up, the lake's going to overflow! I'm soak- ARRGH!"
A water-balloon had just dropped onto Ron's head and exploded, leaving his hair, his face, and his clothes even more wet. Other water balloons sailed through the air and dropped onto other students. A ton of others headed toward our favorite group of 'Japanese wizards' at an alarming speed.
Surprisingly, all of them had managed to dodge so quickly, that they looked like they had not moved at all.
The set of balloons that were filled with water instead, burst at Harry's feet, causing water to wash over his feet. Then an angry voice was heard over all the noise.
"PEEVES! COME DOWN HERE AT ONCE!" the voice yelled.
Professor McGonagall (Deputy Head Mistress and Head of Gryffindor House) skidded into view and slipped, and ended up grabbing Hermione around her neck while trying not to fall onto the wet floor.
As the Professor apologized to Hermione, a little ghost man in a bell-covered hat and an orange bow tie, named Peeves the Poltergeist, continued to bombard the innocent people below him with the water balloons.
"Peeves, get down here this INSTANT!" Professor McGonagall shouted, her eyes flashing dangerously behind her square-rimmed spectacles ((AN.-hehe XD)).
"I shall call the headmaster if you don't stop at once! I'm warning you, Peeves!" she added when Peeves pretended that he had not heard her.
At this, the attack of the balloons stopped, and Peeves stuck out his tongue and zoomed away.
"I see that Peeves is still the same.", Harry said sadly, and Hermione let out a sigh as Ron muttered angrily under his breath, as they walked into the Great Hall.
Of course, the Great Hall still looked the same, splendid self as the year before, but a little more decorated for the start-of-term feast. The golden plates and goblets were shining by the light of the hundreds of candles that were lit all around the room, floated over the tables in midair.
The four long tables where each House sat, were packed with talking students, and at the top of the Hall, every teacher sat along one side of a fiftch table, which faced the Hogwarts pupils. The Great Hall was a lot warmer than outside, where it was still pouring.
Professor McGonagall said, "Well, go on, Potter, Weasley, Granger. I have to speak to the Japanese wizards privately."
As Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked to the Gryffindor table, they were welcomed by all their friends, including some pats on their backs.
Professor McGonagall put her head toward the shinobi and whispered, "You have been informed that you have to protect Harry Potter during your stay in Hogwarts?"
As each of them nodded, she continued. "I have been told by Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts, himself, to secretly help you with some of your schoolwork, if you do not understand. We have to make sure that your intelligence of magic has to be Grade Four level, so it won't be suspicious. I will lend you some books that will help you understand, and learn many spells that were taught in Grades 1 through 3. But for the Grade Four spells that you will learn during each class, you will have to learn on your own, without my help. Some of the classes you will be taking in Hogwarts, you will be needing a wand."
"What's a wand?" Sakura asked, her eyebrows raised.
"It's a long, thin, stick that helps you cast spells! You do have wands, don't you?" Professor McGonagall said, a look of surprise on her face.
Seeing their confused faces, she muttered darkly under her breath, and then sighed. "I suppose we will have to get you some wands. Come after dinner to Dumbledore's office. You have to say 'Lemon drops' to enter." She told them the directions on how to get to Dumbledore's office, and then left.
"Why would we need a stick?" Kiba asked, Akamaru barked, causing many students to stare strangely at them.
Kankurou made a rude gesture with his finger, and when they had finally looked away, said, "The 'sticks' are called wands, you baka."
Kiba growled, but then Shino interrupted and said, "We need wands to help us cast spells during classes when we need them."
"Shino! You talk!" Ino cried out, a dramatic look on her face.
"Yes he talks. He is human after all, and every human knows how to talk.", Neji said.
"I t-think w-we s-should-", Hinata started to say, but was again, interrupted when Professor McGonagall rushed back toward them.
"Goodness! I forgot! You will have to be sorted into each house! Follow me, follow me!" she said when she reached them.
They followed her and was leaded to a line to a stool, where a raggedy, patched-up, dirty, hat lay. "Stay on line, until I call out your last name.", Professor McGonagall muttered.
The doors of the Great Hall opened, and silence fell. Professor McGonagall led the first years (15 of them being shinobi-that will end up being fourth years) into the room, and stopped in front of a three-legged-stool, which the Sorting Hat lay on.
Another moment of silence came, and then a long tear near the brim of the had opened like a mouth, and the hat broke into a song. ((AN.-Er..I'll do the song...for those who want to read it...))
A thousand years or more ago,
When I was newly sewn,
There lived four wizards of renown,
Whose names are still well known;
Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slyther, from fen.
They shared a wish, a hope, a dream.
They hatched a daring plan
To educate young sorcerers
Thus Hogwarts School began.
Now each of these four founders
Formed their own house, for each
Did value different virtues
In the ones they had to teach.
By Gryffindor, the bravest were
Prized far beyond the rest;
For Ravenclaw, the cleverest
would always be the best;
For Hufflepuff, hard workers were
Most worthy of admission;
And power-hungry Slytherin
Loved those of great ambition.
While still alive they did divide
Their favorites form the throng,
Yet how to pick the worthy ones
When they were dead and gone?
'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,
He whipped me off his head
The founders put some brains in me
So I could choose instead!
Now slip me snug about your ears,
I've never yet been wrong,
I'll have a look inside your mind
And tell where you belong!
((AN.-Boy was that long!))
As the hat finished it's song, the Great Hall filled with applause, and Naruto whispered, "Holy crap! A hat that could talk! Sugoi!"
As silence again filled the Great Hall, Professor McGonagall unrolled a large scroll of parchment. "When I call out your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool. When the hat announced your House, you will go and sit at the appropriate table."
"Ackerley, Stewert!"
A boy walked forward, visibly trembling from head to foot, picked up the Sorting Hat, put it on, and sat down on the stool.
The hat shouted, "RAVENCLAW!" and Stewert Ackerly took off th hat and hurried to the table where Ravenclaw sat, where everyone was applauding.
"Baddock, Malcolm!"
"SLYTHERIN!"
Another table applauded, and Baddock headed toward the Slytherin table, and so on so forth.
It was finally down to fifteen people (our awesome shinobi), when Dumbledore stood up all of a sudden.
The cheering, and applauding stopped, and Dumbledore began to speak.
"These fifteen people here are wizards and witches (At this, Dumbledore's eyes sparkled mischievously and his mouth curled upwards in a smile) that had come all the way from Japan. They have transferred from their school, to Hogwarts, where they have been accepted with open arms. In their school, they have already been in their Third Year, so therefore, will be in Fourth Year in Hogwarts. Later on, you will learn that Japanese wizards have different kinds of magic than us, and wishes it to be kept a secret from others, so please do not attempt to learn these spells, unless of course, you are allowed. I have also heard that their magic will not be easy to learn, and you might not even be able to learn it in your life anyway. (At this, all fifteen 'Japanese wizards' smirked and Inner Sakura said,"Hell yeah! That makes us sound awesome, doesn't it?") Please, continue the sorting!"
Applause again filled the Great Hall and then quieted down as Professor McGonagall called out the first name((AN.- I'm not going to do it in alphabetical order-too lazy XP)).
"Aburame Shino!"
Shino stepped up, and sat down on the stool, the hat on his head.
'Hmm...this one is indeed mysterious', the hat thought. For once in his whole life, the hat had been defeated. It had no idea where to put Aburame Shino.
'Alas! A clue!' the hat thought. But for some strange reason...it was only a bug! Actually, millions and billions of bugs! The hat was very disgusted at this point, and
finally decided to put Shino in Slytherin.
"SLYTHERIN!"
The Slytherin table clapped, and Shino walked over to them, silently.
Again, Professor McGonagall spoke.
"Uzumaki Naruto!"
'This one...has had a very sad past indeed. He has been treated very cruelly, but then made friends later on. He is hoping to be the best in his village so he
could make people recognize him for who he is...he has also been very brave and had risked his life for many. Definately a-'
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Naruto stepped down, and joined happily with the most cheeful, fun-looking group that was cheering loudly.
"Uchiha Sasuke!"
'He loves all his friends, but has betrayed all of them and his village for his quest for power. He had joined one of the people that his village hated.', the hat thought. 'Definately Slytherin material!'
"SLYTHERIN!"
The Slytherin table clapped loudly, until Sasuke sent a death glare at them. As he sauntered toward them, girls all around the hall whispered excitedly stuff like,"Oh my god! He is sooo hot!" or "He is sooo going to be my boyfriend!", etc. etc.
"SHUT UP!" a voice yelled.
Everybody turned to look at the person who had yelled, and there she was, with her silky, shiny, short ((AN.-Hey they all start with 's'!)) pink hair, her gorgeous,
emerald-colored eyes, and her pale, creamy-looking-skin. She glared at all the girls who had talked about her, (cough) I mean (cough) nevermind..(coughs even more) Sasuke. ((AN.-no one is a couple yet))
"Ahem...er...Haruno Sakura!"
The pink haired girl walked up as boys whistled at her, and clapped. She glared, but she didn't notice this, but Sasuke had also glared at all the guys that had
whistled at her.
'Hmm...very intelligent...but also equally brave as well. She is well liked and is popular with the boys. She is willing to save someone's life. She could fit in
either Ravenclaw or Gryffindor.', the hat pondered.
But then a memory came up. ((AN.- one where she saved Gaara from Akatsuki))
"GRYFFINDOR!"
The boys of the Gryffindor table all hooted, clapped, and whistled. Many girls glared at her, but Hermione welcomed her ((AN.-sorry, this might take a while...)).
"Hyuuga Neji!"
A tall boy with long, silky, straight, brown hair tied into a low ponytail and (Well, to me-) HOT, white eyes walked up. Girls also started whispering, doing the same
thing they had done to Sasuke. But they all stopped after Tenten glared at them. ((AN.- Awww...isn't that sweet?))
'He is known to be a prodigy, and from what I see, he IS a prodigy.'
"RAVENCLAW!"
Ravenclaw table clapped, as Neji walked over to join them.
"Nara Shikamaru!"
'Holy...is he SMART! An I.Q. over 200!'
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Tenten!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Yamanaka Ino!"
"GRYFFINDOR!"
"Rock Lee!"
"GRYFFINDOR!"
"Hyuuga Hinata!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Akimichi Chouji!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Sabaku no Temari!"
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Sabaku no Kankurou!"
"SLYTHERIN!"
((AN.- And finally...GAARA-CHAN! -squeals-))
"Sabaku no Gaara!"
Gaara walked over, and girls again whispered like they had done to Neji and Sasuke.
"SLYTHERIN!"
For the last time of that year, the Slytherin house cheered for their new arrival. He glared at them coldly, which made all of them to shut up automatically. Everyone
from the Slytherin table had greeted them 'warmly', except Malfoy and his croonies.
Albus Dumbledore had again stood up, and was smiling, his arms open wide.
"I have only two word to say to you all. Tuck in.", he said, and then seated himself again.
Cheers were heard and food became appearing on the golden plates. Thus, the Sorting had ended, and everyone had been sorted into their rightful place.
...?(CHAPTER 3 END!)...?
Ichigo: YAY! I'm finally finished! Also, sorry that I couldn't update that fast. I had to go somewhere to cheer for Korea for FIFA World Cup on Sunday! GO
KOREA! (They won against Togo ? 2-1 their first game and for their second game-on Sunday- they tied with France-1-1! -I'm Korean-) And I also had to go
to somewhere on Friday and Saturday. Please fogive me! Also, I hope you guys are okay with what house everyone was put into. At first, I wanted Sakura to be in Ravenclaw because she's smart-
Naruto: Yay! Sakura-chan is smart!
Ichigo: ...I just said that Naruto (sweatdrops) -.-"
Sakura: Well...um..thanks?
Sasuke: Hn.
Ichigo: Okay. As I was saying, I wanted her to be in Ravenclaw because she's smart. But then, Sasuke is in Slytherin, and Slytherin and Gryffindor are rivals, so it
would be hilarious (to me) if a guy from Slytherin and a girl from Gryffindor became a couple! -HINT HINT!-
Naruto: Oooh. So...what's this have to do with Sakura-chan?
Ichigo:...Baka. You didn't notice the hints that I gave out? Psh. -Sakura meanwhile is blushing, while Sasuke is looking awesomely kawaii with his face turning
slightly pink.-
Naruto: Huh?
Ichigo: Nevermind...Well to my readers, please review again! I'll be looking forward to reading them! XD -bows-
