This chapter is slashy just saying. Each chapter will be different from the one before unless stated otherwise. Pairings will be gay and straight.
"I swear when I get my hands on him I'm gonna launch his ginger ass into space or the sun which ever one will kill him faster." An irate Green Lantern cursed, climbing out of the crater he had created. "I swear he is the worst boyfriend ever. Now where the hell am I?"
He looked around and frowned none of this looked familiar to him and he had crashed landed into a lot of cities.
The Green Lantern cursed again climbing out of the crater he had created and rubbed at his throbbing head. He groaned and flopped onto the grass staring up at the sky. At least he had crashed landed in a park. It gave him some time to think on plans of revenge. His view of the sky was blocked by familiar green eyes and messy red hair.
"You!" The Green Lantern spat lunging at his boyfriend. Two years of dating a speedster had taught him how up catch them, he tackled the ginger to the ground straddling him, "What do you have to say for yourself mister?"
"Um do I know you?"
"Oh playing innocent I see. I guess I'll just have to punish you." The Green Lantern smirked, stroking a hand down his chest.
"Woah!" The ginger blushed, "You've got the wrong boy! And frankly you're a little too old for me!"
Whatever the Green Lantern was gonna say next was cut off as he was picked up.
"Dude KF are you okay?" A boy dressed in weird colors asked.
"Yeah I'm fine he just got a little handsy."
"Who do you think you are?" A girl in green glared at him.
The Green Lantern said nothing merely staring at Kid Flash before muttering, "Wally?"
"How do you know my name?"
"You're a kid? What the fuck is going on?" He shouted.
"That is what we would like to know as well." Batman said coming into the clearing.
"Thank god, Bats do something Wally's been turned into a kid. I can't have a kid as my boyfriend it was my turn to top!"
"Boyfriend."Kid Flash, squeaked out.
"At least we know who catches in the future." Artemis snickered.
"I suggest we take this elsewhere." Barman muttered.
"I think I preferred the park."
Kyle Rayner was not having a good day. First his boyfriend presses the big red button on the bad guys machine, something you never do it's like Superhero 101. Then his idiot boyfriend gets himself turned into a kid and apparently so had Superman and lastly Batman puts him in a holding cell, like he doesn't know him. So if Kyle Rayner was being a bit crabby he'd say he had the right to do so.
"Batman can you please tell me what's going on. Why have Flash and Superman been turned into kids!"
"What is he talking about?" Robin asked.
Batman said nothing merely tapping on his comn-link two seconds later both Superman and Flash appeared in the room.
"Wait, what?" Kyle spluttered, looking between Kid Flash, Superboy, Superman, and Flash. "I don't understand what's going on?"
"Why don't you start by telling us your name and your relationship to Kid Flash."
"Bats you already know-"
"Humor me."
"Fine my names Kyle, you don't need my last name, and I'm dating the Flash, Kid Flash. Wally but he's not suppose to be twelve."
"Sixteen!"
"I don't care, why are there two Wally's?"
"Two? I'm not Wally." Flash said.
Kyle blinked looking around taking in the differences between, Batman and the one he was familiar with and cursed. "That oaf!"
"Is there a problem?" Batman asked.
"You bet your cape there is! That fucking idiot sent me to another dimension. When I get my hands on him."
"I assume you're referring to Wallace."
"Wow even the you in another dimension is stupid." Robin deadpanned.
"Hey!"
"At least the Wally here is cuter than the one I have." Kyle winked. "Hey if there's a me here call him!"
"Stay away from him, you-"
"And mine doesn't have overprotective mentors. We get into some kinky shit. There was this one time were you poured chocolate all over my..."
Somebody coughed and both members of the Flash family turned red for different reasons.
"Alright you guys need to leave!" Barry said shoving the kids out of the room.
"Name now." Batman growled
"Kyle Rayner!" He squeaked, "Look I don't know what the big deal its not like Wally didn't like it when I cover myself in chocolate he loves chocolate!
"Why I oughta-"
Whatever Barry was gonna say next was cut off as Kyle Rayner abruptly disappeared.
"Well that was interesting." Superman said.
"Uncle Barry! Come meet our new neighbors!" Wally shouted dragging his uncle outside, "They're the Rayners."
Barry nodded introducing himself and choked it was that Kyle Rayner boy who had defiled his nephew in that horrible dimension. Well that wouldn't be happening in this universe even if they were the same age now.
He shook the boys hand smiling evilly as he crushed it already aware of the looks Kyle was giving his nephew, definitely not if he could help it. Kyle was a dead man if he as so much looked at his nephew wrong. Wally wouldn't be dating for a while if he had anything to say about it.
