Saint H's OMFGuush This Fic is Actually Popular Author's Notes:

I got my license! I got my license! I got my license! I am better than you! Review Responses!

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Disclaimer: Disclaimage!

Well, just so you know, I passed my drivers test! (everyone on the road, watch the hell out!) Also once again Gem W's suggestion 'Deception' is up. OveractiveMind's suggestion of 'Fractured' will be up next time so I can make sure it's good. Anyway, new chapter in 3, 2,

Chapter 3 'Deception'… no, it really is Deception I promise you!

Cyborg had just shown his new kick-ass gear (holo-rings and Cy-Clone hehehe.. Cy-Clone, like cyclone but not!)

"Wait just a sexond!" Beast Boy exclaimed as Cyborg was about to go get ready for the mission.

The others sighed.

"What is it BB?" Cy asked his voice saturated with fatigue.

"…. What else can those Holo-Rings turn you into?"

"Well, umm, y'know, it can turn me into a-a umm… yea!" Cyborg responded, blushing.

"… You so turn yourself into Beyonce and touch yourself!" Beast Boy laughed with victory.

"I do not!" Cyborg yelled, right before the holo-rings malfunctioned and he turned into Beyonce. "Uhh…."

Raven glared and Beast Boy for asking the question and then glared at Cyborg for being a perv.

Robin was eyeing the holo-rings with a malicious glint in his eyemask.

Starfire was staring off into space.

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"Brother Blood, a new student has entered our school." A HIVE lackey reported to the villain.

"Let me see this new student." Blood command from behind his desk.

A large screen appeared from the ceiling, it turned on to reveal Cyborg as 'Stone'

Blood's mouth dropped open and his eyes went wide.

"Umm, sir?" the lackey said.

Drool hung from the corner of Blood's mouth.

"Br-Brother Blood? Are you OK?" the lackey asked.

"He's- he's beautiful! I MUST HAVE HIM!" Blood yelled as his eyes suddenly transmuted into hearts.

The lackey slowly backed away from the swooning super-villain.

"I mean, look at him! His big muscles, the swagger in his walk, that bulge in his pants, my good Satan, he's the epitome of sexity!" Blood fawned.

The lackey sprinted out of Blood's Office with all speed.

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"Hello ladies!" Beast Boy said slyly.

"Hey look it's the little green dude from the Titans." one girl said.

"He's kinda cute." said another.

"I bet he's a bad lover though." deduced the last girl.

'Time for my wingman!' the changeling thought.

The Cy-Clone came out of nowhere and in a mechanical voice said.

"Boo-ya! Beast Boy is a totally great lover!"

The girls looked impressed.

'Yes! It's working!' Beast Boy thought.

"I know because he and I always do the 'Boo ya!' before bed time!"

The girls looked like the were about to be sick.

Beast Boy was in no better condition.

"Yes, BB's amazing 'Boo ya!' goes all the way up my 'Boo ya!' and then he 'Boo ya!'s all over my 'Boo ya!'" Cy-Clone said in monotone.

The girls had now ran away vomiting.

Beast Boy had turned into a fly and zoomed as far away from the malfunctioning robot as quickly as he could.

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Brother Blood was standing on his hover-thingy and talking to a stadium full of students, "Gentlemen! Behold! I have created corn!"

The students stared at a table with a massive pile of corn-on-the-cob on top of it.

Billy Numerous raised his hand.

"Yes Billy?"

"Can I have some corn?"

"Sure thing!"

"Awesome!"

Billy jumped out of his seat and ran towards the table.

The corn flew at Billy and impaled itself in his body, spraying blood everywhere.

"Today's lesson students? BEWARE THE GODDAMN CORN MOTHERBITCHES!"

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Stone, Jinx, Mammoth, and Gizmo were sitting in the Rec-Room. A random student was trying like hell to win and online game of Halo 2, and Mammoth was trying like hell to mess him up.

Mammoth was now sitting on top of the TV and waving his massive arms in front of the screen while trashing talking at a high pace, "Am I messin' ya up? Are you dead yet? Am I messin' ya up? Huh? Huh? Oh man you got sniped! These guys are thrashin' you man! Why are you even playing? Oh man, just put down that n00b stick before you hurt yourself! Am I messin' ya up? Messed up yet?"

Stone and Jinx were cuddling one another on a couch.

Gizmo was by himself watching another TV.

"A'right! Next we're gonna surprise attack Iran! Er, Iraq? One of them!" the President said, "Now, I don't know what state Iraq is in, but we're gonna get you! Cuz you tried to kill my Daddy! And my Daddy had enough trouble trying to put food on us when we were little kids…… Daddy says I'm a pretty little girl."

The scene switched to a man behind a news desk, "We interrupt this message from the president to bring you this special announcement!" The scene once again switched, this time to the format of an infomercial.

"Uh Oh America! Here comes Tito!"

Gizmo focused on the TV.

"You've seen curves, and you've seen tits, but if it's girls you want go away! We've got black meet swinging on by!"

Gizmo's eyes went wide, "Sweet! This is so sweet! Oh My God!"

"That's right, Tito is back in the flesh! Times Nine Inches!"

"Yes! So Sweet! Oh My God!"

"And if you call now you'll also get 'Tito Gone Wild: Fred Durst Style!'"

Fred Durst was shown with Tito, "Yea! I'm Fred Durst and I'm here, rocking it out with Tito! Yea! We're rocking it out, micity mic I like the dick!"

"Sweet! Oh My God! Where's my phone?" Gizmo said exasperatedly.

"Just call 1-800-HOT-TITO! Call now!"

The scene switched back to the man behind the news desk, "And with that special announcement over we return to our wonderful president who really does nothing for us at all."

"… So bin Laden is nothing but a big bully, and he can't bully us……… America! This is a great country we live in, we're much better than the country… Africa."

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"Gentlemen! Where are my robes?" Blood asked another stadium full of students.

"Your what?" Bumble Bee asked.

"My robes! Y'know, the things I wear!"

"But, Brother Blood, you're wearing them right now, they're on your body." Bumble Bee pointed out.

Blood looked down at the robes that he was indeed wearing, he looked back at the girl, "Bullshyt!"

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The walls of the HIVE acadamey were falling down around them.

Jinx looked up at Cyborg, "You could've been one of us."

Cyborg looks down at Jinx, "I coulda been a lot of things."

(Somewhere, a thin boy with lots of brown hair is sitting in front of his TV)

"Best… damn… one-liner… ever!"


Saint H's Ending the Parody of my Favorite Episode Author's Notes:

Well, there it is. The newest chapter of 'Interlude'. Next time 'Fractured' hopefully I'll even be able to do that! Anyway, review and tell me what you think about this chapter. (I can drive legally… bitches.) Good night.