SCENE 3:
In a Subway Sandwich Shop.
Clayface (Jon Bon Jovi) and Killer Croc (Steve Buschemi) are robbing the clerks (Natalie Wood & Jenna Jameson).
KILLER CROC:
"Give us all of the sandwiches and nobody gets hurt!"
CLERK 1 (Natalie Wood)
"But our Sandwiches are only five dollars at certain locations."
KILLER CROC:
"Does that include a cookie and a fountain drink?"
CLERK 1 (Natalie Wood)
"No."
KILLER CROC:
"Then you're as useless as she is!" "I'll spray a load of bullets all over her face!"
CLERK 2 (Jenna Jameson)
"It wouldn't be the first load that got sprayed all over my face!"
Cue Sound Effect: "Ba Dum Dum Tshish"
Cue Laugh Track.
Killer Croc shoots Jenna Jameson in the face with his sawed-off double-barreled pump-action shotgun, killing her instantly.
CLERK 1 (Natalie Portman)
"You have killed my co-worker."
Bruce Wayne smashes through the window.
CLAYFACE:
"Oh No! It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne!"
BRUCE WAYNE:
"You'd better believe it, Bub!"
Bruce Wayne Kicks Killer Croc in the nards then steals his shotgun and puts it on the heatray setting.
BRUCE WAYNE:
"Get ready to say hello to your baker..." "'Cause I'm gonna Kill-n ya!" "I hope they bury you in a Potter's Grave!"
Cue Laugh Track.
Bruce Wayne shoots Clayface with the heat ray and he turns to stone.
Killer Croc gets up and tries to run away.
BRUCE WAYNE:
"Subway, Eat Lead!"
Bruce Wayne shoots Killer Croc in the face with the shotgun.
BRUCE WAYNE:
"That's two villains down... A Batload left to go!"
Bruce Wayne waits at the bus stop for roughly 27 minutes.
Swipe / Scene Transition: A CGI Bus rotates and oscillates into the scene, reveal Scene 4.
