SCENE 3:

In a Subway Sandwich Shop.

Clayface (Jon Bon Jovi) and Killer Croc (Steve Buschemi) are robbing the clerks (Natalie Wood & Jenna Jameson).

KILLER CROC:

"Give us all of the sandwiches and nobody gets hurt!"

CLERK 1 (Natalie Wood)

"But our Sandwiches are only five dollars at certain locations."

KILLER CROC:

"Does that include a cookie and a fountain drink?"

CLERK 1 (Natalie Wood)

"No."

KILLER CROC:

"Then you're as useless as she is!" "I'll spray a load of bullets all over her face!"

CLERK 2 (Jenna Jameson)

"It wouldn't be the first load that got sprayed all over my face!"

Cue Sound Effect: "Ba Dum Dum Tshish"

Cue Laugh Track.

Killer Croc shoots Jenna Jameson in the face with his sawed-off double-barreled pump-action shotgun, killing her instantly.

CLERK 1 (Natalie Portman)

"You have killed my co-worker."

Bruce Wayne smashes through the window.

CLAYFACE:

"Oh No! It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne!"

BRUCE WAYNE:

"You'd better believe it, Bub!"

Bruce Wayne Kicks Killer Croc in the nards then steals his shotgun and puts it on the heatray setting.

BRUCE WAYNE:

"Get ready to say hello to your baker..." "'Cause I'm gonna Kill-n ya!" "I hope they bury you in a Potter's Grave!"

Cue Laugh Track.

Bruce Wayne shoots Clayface with the heat ray and he turns to stone.

Killer Croc gets up and tries to run away.

BRUCE WAYNE:

"Subway, Eat Lead!"

Bruce Wayne shoots Killer Croc in the face with the shotgun.

BRUCE WAYNE:

"That's two villains down... A Batload left to go!"

Bruce Wayne waits at the bus stop for roughly 27 minutes.

Swipe / Scene Transition: A CGI Bus rotates and oscillates into the scene, reveal Scene 4.