Hey everybody, todays chapter contains a lot of humor.

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Four Armed Bride

Chapter 3

The Plumbers left taking Psyphon and his gang to be locked up back at Plumbers headquarters leaving Ben and Rook to give Looma a tour of Undertown. As the princess looked through the items at a stand the two stepped back. "Okay now what?" Ben whispered.

"My original plan to take my leave comes to mind." Rook said.

"Come on Rook, I need a wingman here!" Ben pleaded.

The Revonnahgander raised an eyebrow. "Is the purpose of a wingman not to help find female for someone?"

"Well yeah." Ben said.

"Then would you not be needing the opposite of a wingman as you have a female, but are trying to get rid of her?" Rook asked.

Ben face palmed. "Okay fine I need an anti-wingman."

"She is gone." Rook said suddenly.

Ben removed his and looked at the stand she had been. "Looma!" he called looking left and right but she was nowhere in sight . "How do you lose a nine foot, four armed woman?" he groaned.

"Apparently all you need to do is look away for a few moments." Rook said simply. "We should find her before there is trouble."

"Whats the rush?" Ben asked. "I doubt shes gonna get hurt."

"I believe it is much more likely that the princess would hurt someone else." Rook said.

Ben remembered her smashing through a cart while they were chasing Liam. "Good point, lets split up."

They both went different ways in search of the missing Tetramand princess. After looking for a few minutes Ben stopped in front of a store. "Where could she be?" he scratched his head. Suddenly he was struck in the back of the head with something bristled. "HEY!" it didn't really hurt but it was annoying.

"NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T BE HERE!" came a high pitched voice.

Ben turned and saw the speaker. "Pakmar?" he recognised the little green alien.

"Ben Tennyson, you stay away from Pakmar's new shop!" he swung the broom again.

"Take it easy!" Ben grabbed the handle of the broom. "I don't wanna go into your-" he paused looking through the window. There was a lot of red curtains and pink hearts around the place, the boxes, parcels and items he couldn't describe and an extra large door to allow larger aliens to enter. "What are you selling this time?"

"Pakmar is in the romance business." he said puling the broom away. "Couples getaways, romantic gifts, matching clothes, pictures, the works. Even some more mature stuff for special occasions."

"Mature stuff?" Ben was confused but had an idea what he meant. "Never mind, I don't wanna know!" he shook his hands in front of himself. "So hows business?"

"Business is good." Pakmar said happily before taking a defensive stance with the broom. "And will stay good as long as you stay away!"

"Relax." Ben held up his hands defensibly. "I have no intentions of going in there. I'm trying to find a, well a friend." he said awkwardly. "Her names Looma and shes a Tetramand."

"Pakmar has seen several Tetramands today. What does she look like?" he asked.

"Well shes about nine feet tall, red skin, four arms and four eyes." Ben noticed Pakmar giving him a blank look or at least he thought he was, it was hard to tell. He thought for a moment of more specific traits. "She was wearing black and gold armour with a winged helmet, had a double headed hammer and she was really…" he blushed slightly as he made a gesture with his hands, "Curvy."

Pakmar starched under his chin. "Hmm nope, Pakmar hasn't seen her."

Ben let out a sigh of disappointment and was about to leave when the door opened and the missing princess walked out. "Looma?" he said in surprise.

Looma heard her name and smiled at seeing Ben. "Oh beloved, I was just about to come and find you."

Ben looked at Pakmar. "I thought you said you hadn't seen her."

"That's because Pakmar knew if he said she was inside you would go in after her and wreck Pakmar's shop, again!" he said.

"Those were accidents." Ben argued but Pakmar did have a point, every time Ben went near his stores he'd either break something or trash the whole place. He contacted his partner. "Rook I found Looma, we'll meet you back at the truck."

"Understood." came Rooks reply.

"Beloved I spotted some lovely things for sale here." Looma said, then she became excited when an idea came to her. "We should get something matching items."

"Wait wha-" was all Ben could say before Looma grabbed him, pulling him off his feet and into the shop.

Pakmar let out a sigh and shook his head. "Pakmar has a bad feeling about this."

Rook was standing by his Proto-TRUK and had been waiting for Ben and Looma to return, he was considering using his communicator when he finally spotted them coming over. "Did you two encounter more criminals?"

"Even better!" Looma said happily.

"We, got matching belts." Ben said a bit awkwardly lifting his shirt a bit to reveal a black belt with a golden buckle. Looma was wearing a similar belt but a much bigger version.

"They look very nice." Rook said "Quite a matching pair."

Looma seemed even happier at those words. "And that's not all." she held up a large flat parcel and unwrapped it and held it up for them to see. It was a portrait of Ben and Looma in battle poses. Ben held up the Omnitrix with confident look on his face while Looma had her hammer raised and stood ready for a fight.

"That is a fine quality painting." Rook said inspecting it. "How was it painted so quickly?"

"Oh it wasn't made like that." Looma said "We posed and a machine crafted the paint and dried it almost instantly." she explained.

"I gotta admit Pakmar does good work." Ben said looking at the portrait.

"Pakmar? The same Pakmar whose store you usually demolish?" Rook asked. Ben looked away scratching the back of his head. "What did you do?" asked the Revonnahgander.

"Well…" Ben began

(Flashback)

Pakmar had finished wrapping up the portrait and handed it to Looma who paid for it and the two belts. "Thank you for shopping at Pakmar's."

They were about to leave when Looma stopped. "Wait I forgot my hammer."

"I'll get it for you." Ben said being polite and walked back to where they had posed for the portrait and sure enough on the floor was her two headed hammer. Ben grabbed it with both hands and attempted to lift it but with no success. "Okay looks like I'm gonna need more muscle," he said activating the Omnitrix selecting Four Arms and slammed down the core. His body was now composed red and brown rock covering glowing magma, the Omnitrix symbol was on his chest and his head was literally on fire. "Heatblast?" he reached down and picked up the hammer. "Good enough."

As he walked back to Looma, Pakmar screamed. "BEN TENNYSON YOU AR BURNING MY CARPET!"

Ben stopped in surprise and blinked before looking down to see the his molten feet her indeed burning the carpet, he looked behind him and saw footprints burned into the carpet beginning where he had transformed. "Whoops." Unfortunately Bens standing still caused the carpet beneath him to catch fire, "WOHA!" he jumped back only fall back against self stocked with bottles of strange liquids, the heat from his body quickly made them boil before exploding. A few of them caught fire and the liquid started a fire where ever it landed, which was around most of the shop.

"AAAHHHH!" Pakmar screamed. "PAKMAR KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" and ran out of the room.

"I've got it!" Ben dropped the hammer and held out both arms, he began to pull the fire off of the store a absorb it into his body. He finished just as Pakmar ran back in with what looked like a small fire extinguisher, he saw the flames gone and half his store and a lot of the stock brunt. "Ah, all taken care of heh heh." Ben said only to be sprayed the face with extinguishing foam creating steam.

"OUT!" Pakmar screamed and kept spraying. "OUT OF PAKMARS SHOP, OUT, OUT , OUT!" he chased Ben out of the store, Looma picked up her hammer and followed him out.

(Present Time)

"You burnt down his shop?" Rook was shocked.

"I didn't burn it down," Ben defended before adding. "Just some of the inside." he let out an embarrassed laugh while Rook face palmed.

Then the princess broke the silence. "Lets see what else this Undertown has to offer." Looma said before grabbing Ben and rushing off with Rook sprinting after them. During the next few hours Looma visited many of the stands and stores buying many things while Ben and Rook tried to keep up with her. By the end, she was carrying several bags and was like a teenage girl on a shopping spree. "This was a wonderful day, our first battle together and then exploring this marvellous place." Looma said walking over to place her bags in her ship.

Ben was exhausted from being literally pulled from one store to another. "I've fought off alien invasions and haven't been this tired." he placed his hands on his knees and took a deep breath. "At least its over now."

"Which raises a question," said Rook who didn't seem tired at all. "The princess mentioned she planned to stay for several days." he looked at Ben. "So where will she be staying during her visit?"

Bens eyes widened as a frightening thought came to him. "She can't be planning on staying at my house, can she?"

"That would be most logical." Rook said. "But I do not see why that would be a problem."

"What?" Ben asked.

"At this point, bringing a being from a different species can not be that surprising for your parents and while your human home may not be a suitable size for a Tetramand, the princess would no doubt be able to pay for any damages." the Revonnahgander explained.

Ben had to admit those were good points, but not the point the was worried about. "Dude I can't tell my parents about this."

"They do not know?" Rook was surprised.

"Why would I tell my parents I'm engaged to a super strong space amazon?" Ben held out his hands dramatically.

Rook raised an eyebrow. "Because you are engaged to a super strong space amazon." he said simply.

Ben dropped his hands before face palming. "Why is this happening to me?" he groaned.

"Because when you defeated Looma you…" Rook began.

"RETORACLE QUESTION!" Ben cut him off.

"Perhaps she has made other arrangements for accommodations?" Rook offered.

"You think so?" Ben hoped "But didn't you say-" this time he was cut off.

"I said it would be the most logical. But during my time on this planet I have learned that earth and logic rarely go together." the Revonnahgander said.

"Good point." Ben agreed before walking over to Looma who had just placed the last of her bags in her ship. "Hey Looma I was wondering, where will you be staying during your visit?" he asked dreading the answer.

"Oh I'll be staying in my ship." Looma said.

"Really?" Ben was surprised looking at the ship behind her, large by human standards but not by Tetramand standards. "Does it have a hidden mattress?"

"What? Oh no Beloved this is just my transport ship." Looma laughed. "I'll be staying on my warship just outside of earths atmosphere." she pointed to the night sky.

"Warship?" Ben said nervously looking at the star filled night. "As in the same kind of ship your dad threatened the earth with the last time you were here?"

"Oh no, this one is much more powerful than those old models." Looma waved it off before grabbing Ben in another hug. "Today was wonderful Beloved" she squeezed him a little tighter making it hard for him to breath. "I can't wait for tomorrow." she dropped Ben who began breathing again and got into her ship, once the red screen closed it took off and flew into the sky.

Ben stood there staring into space as Rook came over. "Did she say more powerful?"

"Yep." Ben said, he stood there for a moment before turning around "I'm going home." he activated his Omnitrix and transformed in a lash of green light, "XLR8!" He turned to Rook, "We'll meet up tomorrow and talk about what to do about my fiancé." With that his helmets visor came down over his face and Ben speed off towards home in a blur. Rook was about to head to his truck when Ben came back and stopped in front of him, "And keep this a secret from now on okay?"

"Very well." Rook agreed and Ben sped off again.

With XLR8's super speed it only took Ben a couple of minutes to get home, returning to human form he opened the door and walked inside, "Hi sweetie." came the voice of Bens mother Sandra Tennyson.

"Hi mom." Ben said before droping down on the couch.

"So anything strange happen today? Well, stranger than normal." even with all the things she had heard and seen since Sandra and her husband Carl discovered that their son was a super hero that battled aliens, monsters and super villains on a daily basis.

"Oh you know, stopped a bank robbery, fought some bad guys, nothing special." Ben shrugged.

"Well your dinner just needs to put in the microwave and you can dig in." Sandra said.

"I'll get in a few minutes, right now I just need a moment to relax." he sank down into the couch.

"Are you okay?" she wouldn't have thought those things to be tiring for Ben.

"I fine mom don't worry." Ben assured her.

It was then Sandra noticed something "That's a very fancy belt." she noticed her sons golden belt buckle. "Where did you get it?"

"Oh um, this thing." Ben had completely forgotten he was wearing it. "It was a gift from a, friend." he said awkwardly.

"Well it looks very classy." Sandra said.

"Yeah you know what I think I'll have that dinner now." Ben said standing up and walking into the kitchen before his mother could ask him anymore questions.

As he sat down to eat his food Ben thought about his current situation. "I'm engaged to a super strong space amazon with a new and improved warship flying just above the earth." Then he perked up a little, "What am I worried about? I've beaten Vilgax, Aggregor, the Forever Knights, Malware and Diagon the Destroyer. All I need to do is end it with her, how hard could it be?" He took a bite of his food, then came memories of his fight against Looma where she beat many of his transformations, how she beat so many of Psyphons goons and then Psyphon himself without breaking a sweat. Magister Patelliday's story of what a Tetramand girl did to him when he broke up with her, Ben swallowed his food with a deep gulp. "Maybe I should plan this a little better."

Laughter, as promised. Hope you all enjoyed it. And now just for the hell of it, some completely useless facts I read in a book. 1. An Elk has four stomachs. 2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 3. Whales have no vocal cords. 4. An elephant's brain is five times larger than a human brain. 5. The cigarette lighter was invented before matches were.