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(A/N): Thank you for all of your reviews! Here's the next chapter, (a Moomba is a tiny lion from final fantasy 8).


Demyx continued his venture down the hallway and he now stood in front of the room of the "Luna Diviner".

"This room has got to be weird." Demyx spoke as he heard loud bangs emanating from behind the door.

"Help someone!" A voice yelled from within. Instinctively Demyx ran into the room.

"Do you see what your cunning daughter has done?" Saix yelled as four dusk nobodies and Luxord held him down. Larxene was in the corner dressed up like a nun using her throwing knifes as crosses.

"Demyx! Help keep him down he's berserk! And he thinks he's a woman again!" Luxord yelled as Demyx dropped his moogle and rushed to help.

"Banish demons! Banish Demons!" Larxene yelled as she sprinkled water on Saix's face.

"Demyx! Water!" Luxord yelled to Demyx as he made his sitar appear, and doused Saix with water.

"Eromyna ereh ton si xias! Xymed uoy yortsed lliw I! Enim si luos ruoy! Rewop em evig noom!" Saix yelled out.

"He's speaking in tongues! Cast out the impure and send them to the pit! Demyx hit him!" Luxord yelled as Demyx swung his sitar and smashed his head in.

"Larxene go!" Luxord yelled as Larxene electrified her knife-cross and pinned it to Saix's head.

"Judgement!" She yelled as she sent volts though the luna diviner.

"GAHHHHH!" Saix screamed as things fell off the walls and the lights went out.

"I...I think he's fine." Luxord said as he snapped his fingers over Saix's face. Saix's eyes slowly opened, as he looked around his water soaked room. He calmly turned toward Luxord.

"Luxord?" He spoke.

"Yes?" Luxord responded.

"I want three sleeping pills and a cup of coffee..." He spoke as he collapsed in his water soaked bed and Larxene made the sign of the cross.

"O-kay." Demyx spoke. He left, nothing more, no searching, no snooping, he left.

"I'm beginning to think that I've gotten myself in over my head... crazy people. Wait... what good would a cup of coffee do if you take three sleeping pills" Demyx said as he walked very slowly from Saix's room, still in shock, from what could only be described as an "exorcism".

"Let's see who's room is next... Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, Me, Axel, Saix... ZEXY!" Demyx yelled down the hallway as he ran to Zexion's room. He slowly approached the door, and turned the door knob and let himself in. Zexion was there sitting among several books, and papers, writing.

"Okay, if heartless are created from the heart, that means that technically have hearts, therefore they have no bodies, but they do have bodies, but their bodies are composed of darkness. Then, if nobodies are created from the body, that technically means that the have bodies, there fore they have no hearts, but they feel, and they think independently, does that mean we do have hearts? And are they like Heartless bodies? That our hearts are made from darkness? And what happens if a heartless and it's other, it's nobody, are both destroyed will the original be reborn? What if a heartless and it's nobody merge? Is there another heart of worlds opposite of Kingdom Hearts of Light? Where is it? Is it in the world of dark with Kingdom Hearts? Or hidden in the light? If it does indeed exist, I shall name it Shadow Hearts." Zexion continued on in this manner with his thoughts, and Demyx had understood very little of it. So Demyx took this opportunity to sneak up on Zexion.

"Zexy!" Demyx yelled.

"What!" Zexion yelled as he turned around, and was smothered by Demyx.

"Zexy stop being so EMO! Be happy!" Demyx yelled.

"I hate you all..." Zexion responded as he pushed Demyx away, and continued writing.

"Moogle glomp!" Demyx yelled as he shoved the plush into Zexion's face.

"C'mon don't be so boring! Do something other than write!" Demyx insisted, oh how he enjoyed annoying the silver-haired emo Zexion.

"Fine..." He said, knowing it was the only way of getting rid of him.

"What do you want to do?" Zexion asked in a depressed, stoic voice. Like when Saix took too many painkillers.

"Well, why don't you tell me your secret?" Demyx asked.

"What secret?"

"Don't play dumb! THE SECRET! You know, your weapon."

"I don't know what your talking about, I have no weapon." Zexion spoke feeling a little uneasy.

"C'mon! What is it? Is it something stupid? Or funny? Is that why you don't want anyone seeing it?" Demyx continued as he backed Zexion into a corner.

"Of course not, do I look like someone who would embarrass myself with anything less than a destructive weapon?" Zexion raised his voice at the thought.

"Oh so you do have a weapon?" Demyx had caught him now.

"Um..." Zexion let out as he tried to think of an explanation.

"Ah ha! Now where is it!" Demyx said as he began to search though Zexion's room.

"Stop that! Don't touch anything!" Zexion spoke as he chased Demyx though his room.

"What's your element anyway? Nothing weak I hope!" Demyx laughed out as he searched though everything.

"Oh! Look at this! I didn't know you liked Cait Sith!" Demyx said as he pulled a black and white cat with a gold crown out from under Zexion's bed.

"Die!" Zexion yelled as he grabbed Demyx, and tried to push him out of the door.

"Zexion you're so mean! You're so mean!" Demyx complained as Zexion slammed the door behind him.

"He'll have to come out if he wants this!" Demyx said as he lifted the Cait Sith cat off the ground, and continued down the hall.

"Let's visit Lexaeus next!" Demyx spoke to the moogle, and now the cait sith.

"Hello!" A female voice resounded though the hall.

"Huh? Who's there?" Demyx said as he turned around and saw no one.

"Down here!" Another voice yelled.

"Huh?" Demyx looked down to see three fairies.

"Hi I'm Yuna, This is Paine, and this is..."

"Rikku!" The blonde fairy answered for the brown haired one.

"Why are you in here?" Demyx asked.

"Oh!" Rikku began. "We're doing some spying for Malefic-." Rikku began as Pain flew over and covered her mouth.

"Treasure." Paine calmly said.

"Oh! Yes! Treasure! We're looking for treasure!" Yuna quickly spoke, as Paine let Rikku go.

"Yes! Treasure! Do you know where any is?" Rikku asked.

"Um... okay? There's not really anything like treasure here." Demyx told the three.

"Oh... I see..." They said disheartened; they all quickly turned around and began talking. Demyx couldn't really hear what they were saying, but he definitely caught the words "respect points" and "duck soup".

"Okay! We've decided!" Yuna said cheerfully.

"Were taking that!" They yelled as they swooped on Demyx and stole Zexion's Cait Sith."

"No! Give that back!" Demyx begged as he chased after the three fairies. He jumped forward to catch one, but they were to fast and he fell on his face.

"DEMYX!" Zexion's voice could be heard down the hall.

"Oh crap!" Demyx said as he got back on his feet and made a break for Lexaeus's room.

"COME BACK HERE WITH CAIT SITH!" Zexion yelled as he began to run down the hall.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!" Demyx yelled as he tried to get the three fairies so stop.

"Don't let him have it girls!" Yuna said, as she and the other two ducked into a door; the door to Lexaeus's room.

"Wait come back!" Demyx said as he followed. As he ran though the doorway, he tried to lock the door behind him, but Zexion kicked the door open knocking Demyx on to the ground.

"Demyx... give me back my Cait Sith." Zexion said as he grabbed Demyx by his hood.

"Don't be like that Zexy! The fairies stole it!" Demyx calmly explained to Zexion.

"Fairies?" Zexion asked, as a large man came from behind them both. Zexion and Demyx stared with wide eyes at the person casting the shadow, Lexaeus.

"Who are you supposed to be?" Demyx asked, inquiring why Lexaeus was wearing a Buddhist robe.

"I have achieved enlightenment from this book I found in Radiant Graden." He said as he lifted up a brown and white book with a picture of a yellow bear, and Sora on the cover, 'The Tao of Pooh'.

"Um..." Zexion began, but Lexaeus cut him off.

"You two must not fight! Be at peace!" Lexaeus yelled as he forced Demyx and Zexion to sit down on floor pillows and listen to his Winnie the Pooh rants. Many an hour passed, as Zexion and Demyx had both given up. They had even tried to play cards, word games, I spy, and other childish things, all had failed... they both even tried singing the song "I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves", but Lexaeus being a nobody, was completely unaffected.

"You know what Zexion?" Demyx asked half asleep.

"What Demyx?" Zexion responded.

"I think that Sora killed Christopher Robin so he could replace him." Demyx stated as Zexion's eyes flew open in contemplation.

"You're boring! We'll take that too!" Rikku said as she, and Yuna, swooped down with Cait Sith, and stole the book out of Lexaeus's hands then flew out of the door.

"My Baby! You stole my baby!" Lexaeus began to cry in the middle of the floor... in the fetal position.

"My Cait Sith!" Zexion yelled as he chased after it.

"We'll take this too." Paine said as she appeared next to Demyx and stole his moogle.

"Moogle!" Demyx yelled as he began to chase after them too. The two nobodies chased after the three girls as they fled into the next room, but Zexion, nor Demyx, dared to follow.


(A/N): Thanks for all of the reviews! i'll update soon!