(title) Zoids: Chaotic Century in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER)you acctually think this wont change. i dont own zoids and the charaters used here. can you please leave me alone?
(fanfic start) (Chapter: THREE 3)

*when we last left our....um...:*

- Van: Ahhhhhhhh!1!~`!1! AHHHHHHHH- hey lets go to a Zoid store to get...stuff.
- Irvine: yea! i can get new weapons for my Zoid!
- Van: i dont know what the hell im gonna get!
-Moonbay: maybe i can find myself a zoid!
- Fiona: Maybe i can get a Memory!
- Van: alright! since we all need something there, lets go!

*anyways...to the story...chapter..thing..*

*the crew is about to enter the store when:*

- Moonbay: hey guys..theres a letter in the store's outside mailbox..lets read it!
- Van: i bet its just bills.

**Moonbay walks to the mailbox, she takes out the letter and reads it.*

- Moonbay: "To Van,
due to hazordius health conditions, we need to inform you asap that we have to illegaly change your name from Van to Ban. this change is perment for your whole life until further notice. we apologize for any inconvience.
1 -Cartoon network

- Irvine: Ha! * laughs* you've been BANned for having VAN and must be BANned immmeadatly!
- Ban: that aint funny.
- Moonbay: your jokes suck.
- Irvine: so? *laughs harder*

** there are randomly screams happining inside of the store**

- fiona: what then hell?
- Ban: where is that comming from??
-Moonbay: Ban....you are very,very, stupid. ... its comming from the store
-Ban: i KNEW THAT!
-all except ban: *Kauf*LIE*kauf*

*INside the store (finally)*

-Manager: *yelling over screamming* I IS MANAGER! HOW IS I HELP YOU?
-Fiona: WTF?
-Ban: *pokes Moonbay* can i talk to you outside???
-Moonbay: ...

*Ban and Moonbay leaves*

-Fiona: *to the manager* do you sell memory cards?

*outside*

-Moonbay: what the hell do you possibly want you dummy?
-Ban: you know what... i think the reason Zoids here is massed produced here is because.... they are made out of people....
-Moonbay: that is the stupidest thing you said!, acctually its one of the stupidest things you've said.
-Ban: im serious! how do you explain the screaming?
-Moonbay: *digs in ban's pocket, putting a bag out* too much weed?
-Ban: (thought: damn she got me there..)... ...um... what about all the rare zoids they have there?
-Moonbay: working repicas?
-Ban: (thought: ....she shushed me.. damn.)
-Moonbay: (thought: Ha! i shushed him.)
-Ban: um..
-Moonbay: *randomly punches Ban* you are weird.*walks inside*
-Ban:ow... wait!

* inside*

-Manager: how about the Memardcard 2619?
-Fiona: okay..* puts it in the card slot on her head, it goes right in her head.* (gasp) i remember EVERYTHING! ill buy this! *takes managers money and gives it to him*
-Manager: thank you *doesnt know hes been played*
-fiona: yay! me got a memory
-Irvine: i ish glad for you!
-Moonbay: your....um... creator would be proud..
-Ban: what about the zoids??? they is made out of people !!
-Moonbay: SHUT UP. you and your fu8king ignorance. we all know it aint true, so shut up.
-fiona:...*thinks*... hey... i think those zoids are made out of people..
-Moonbay: hey,.. she could be right, lets go check it out!
-Ban: but thats what 'I' been trying to tell you!
-Irvine: you didnt say anything about that.
-Moonbay: all you was thinking about was food.
-Ban: *sigh*
-Manager: i gotta feed the.....CHICKENS! *slides thru a door*
-Irvine: after him !!1!

* everyone chases after him*

-Manager: you will never catch me! *jumps into the zoid machine*
-Fiona: ... You stupid.
-Moonbay: thats the machine that turns people to zoids..
-Manager: *pops out as a lyger* you cant catch me! *runs into the open desert*

*there is a team ready to battle anyone out in the desert*
-Manager: IM FREE IM FREE
-random pilot: its a zoid! ZOID BATTLE!

*all the piloted zoids attack the manager*

-Manager: noooo!~

*store*

-Ban: ha! all those zoids attack him. we win!
-Moonbay: hey! lets steal all of his stuff!
-all: YAY!

(end fanfic Chapter THREE 3 )
((c)Chomperz 2002)

(w00t! our heros defeated the evil manager and we all get to steal his stuff! get those zoid repicas now! party at the store! what will happen at their 'next' adventure though? stay tunned.)