"We need to hunt ghosts." Nicolas stared into Riley's full moon eyes. "I know just the people to see." The two rode down to an old house nestled in the woods. They broke in with the lockpicking skills Riley knew from playing too much Skyrim.
"Tell me more about this ghost." Riley spoke with his nerdy endearing voice.
"They have a pirate booty, and we need to find the two sexiest ghost hunters around." Nicolas Cage rolled like a cat into the house. A bearded man lay on the couch, sleeping. Nicolas Cage sang sweet nothings in his ear until he awoke with a startle.
"IDJITS?" The man flew out the window in shock. Just then two men came downstairs. One had long hair and the other had a frown.
"Where is Bobby?" He growled like a true warrior. Nicolas Cage worshipped him like the greek god he was.
"Dean Winchester." Nicolas Cage swaggered over to his friend and gave him an Eskimo kiss. "I need your help with the ghost of Black Bard the pirate, he took my treasure many moons ago." Nicolas channeled his Native American spirit blood that gave him his powers. They transported to the deep sea, and were afraid of sharks, but Nicolas once again used his powers to make a boat. They floated out to the ocean and could see the pirate ship below. Dean took off his clothes and jumped in, all of the men enjoyed the sight. Sam jumped in too, and took his clothes off too. The two brothers swam like majestic dolphins and attracted a school of mermaids who were in turn, slaughtered by Dean because they hit on his brother. The two brothers smooched as they descended into the briney abyss.
