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I decided to call Emmett to pick me up from Edward's house as it looked like he was about to pass out.

Fifteen minutes later I heard Emmett honking out in front of Edward's house.

I kissed Edward good-bye as he walked me to the front door.

"I'll call you later this evening," he whispered into my ear.

I nodded and blew him a kiss, as I made my way to the car.

Edward laughed, "Love you too," he yelled after me.

I slid into the backseat when I noticed that Rosalie was sitting in the front seat.

"Rose," I cried happily.

"Hey, Bella!"

"So, why didn't you want to stay at Edward's today?" Emmett asked.

"He's just really tired from the trip."

"I went on that trip too, and I'm not too tired."

"That's because you don't try as hard."

"What? How can you say that? I totally try as hard as lover-boy."

"Em," Rose said while placing a calming hand on Emmett's shoulder, "she was just teasing you."

"You know Bella," Rose began, "the flu's been going around, maybe he should get checked for it and get a flu shot."

"Yeah, okay, I'll mention that to him."

Crap crap crap. If Edward has the flu that probably means that I have it too.

"Bells? You okay? You went a bit paler on us," Emmett asked.

"Your afraid that if Edward has the flu, that you probably have it too…"

I nodded. God I hope that he doesn't have the flu.

X

The next day was Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday.

I hated Monday with a burning passion. It's not the schoolwork or the teachers that do it for me. But the bloodsucking sluts, who are determined to have their way with my Edward.

I have a severe jealousy problem when it comes to sharing my Edward with other girls. Rose was the only one that will I willingly let near him.

I know, I have a problem. Edward thinks it's cute though. Nothing cute about a green-eyed monster, unless that monster is named Edward. Ha.

I had just finished eating the small bit that was left of breakfast; Emmett had made it to the kitchen before me this morning, when I heard Edward honk.

It was really funny how Rose, Em, Edward, and I were all oblivious to the high gas prices, because the guys definitely go out of their way to take us girls to school. Rosalie live a block away from Edward and Emmett and I live in the same house, but none of us ride together.

I ran out of the house, after grabbing my school bag and locking the front door. I jumped in the Volvo and was greeted by a flushed Edward.

"Oh! Are you okay!"

"I think I'm sick," Edward said sullenly. No duh.

I reached out and put my hand on his forehead. He was hot; this time it was temperature wise too. Damn.

That probably meant that Edward had the flu and that was not good.

"Soooo…" I began, "how about we skip school and go to the doctor?" I proposed.

"Uh, yeah, that's not going to work. I missed four days of school next week and I can't miss anymore."

"Exactly, you've already missed four days, might as well miss another day."

"Bella," he warned.

"Fine. I don't want to hear any complaints though when you can't breathe, and have a nasty scratchy throat and all those other symptoms."

Edward glared at me, he hated being sick. "Can we go after school?"

"I don't know? Can we?" I shot back.

The rest of car wide to school was quiet. Edward was ticked that he was sick and was obviously trying to avoid going to the doctors. The poor thing was in denial.

I was ticked because the quicker we get to the doctor the quicker I can get my flu shot, so that I won't get sick too. I'm selfish; you don't have to tell me.

Edward pulled into the school parking lot and smoothly pulled his car into a spot. I jumped out of the car and slammed the door shut.

"Real mature Bella," Edward called after me as I stormed away. "Break my car door."

X

First and second period had flown bye surprisingly; normally they last a ridiculously long time, especially when I'm upset.

I had decided to use the bathroom on the way to third period, when I saw Jessica aka co-president of 'The We Want Edward to Dump Bella' fan club begin to turn toward the bathroom as well. I quickly found a stall and locked myself in there. I then heard the bathroom door swing open again. Apparently the bathroom was the place to be now.

"Oh. My. God"

I recognized that voice; it was Jessica's co-president, Lauren.

"What?" That was Jessica.

"I just heard the best news EVER!" She was squealing now, and the bathroom echoed horribly.

"What? What? What? Tell me." Jessica demanded.

"It was just confirmed that Edward and that retched Bella Swan have broken up!" Lauren was a bitch; I hated her.

"Oh. My. God."

"I know I said the exact same thing right. It's just so amazingly unbelievable."

"I can't believe it."

"Me neither. So if we give Edward three days to grieve, even though I don't know why he'd want to grieve after that thing, then one of us should have a date this weekend."

I was actually president of 'The I Hate All Members of The We Want Edward to Dump Bella fan club fan club'. Rosalie was my vice-president. We have t-shirts.

"Oh! I hope it's me." I couldn't tell which voice belonged to which person as they were now shouting and squealing and doing all of those other girly things that I found to be extremely annoying.

I flushed the toilet and stepped out the stall, trying to appear sad.

Lauren and Jessica both gasped when they saw me.

Jessica walked toward me carefully, "oh Bella, we are so sorry for you loss." She patted me on the back awkwardly.

Laurens response was "Ew, go wash your hands."

I gave her a dirty look as I went to the sink to wash my hands, and then proceeded to stalk out of the bathroom.

I quietly made my way to third period, which I coincidentally had with Edward. I walked into the room and made my way over to my seat, which was just next to Edward's.

"Hey," he said and leaned over to kiss me, apparently our little argument had blown over.

"So guess what I just heard?"

"What?"

"You and I have…." I paused in a pathetic attempt to make it seem suspenseful. "Broken up."

Edward did some fake gasp thing, "Wow, that's just so sad, after all those years. I wish I could have been there when it happened."

"Oh I know," I said playing along. "It would have made it so much more memorable experience."

"So, I'm guessing that our 'break-up' is the reason a Mr. Michael Newton aka The Fly asked if I would care if he dated you."

"And you said…" I prompted.

"Well of course I said that I didn't mind." I playfully swatted his chest, when our English teacher came in and began the day's lecture.

X

The day passed pretty quickly. Lunch was boring as it was just me, Rosalie and Emmett seeing that Edward was in math tutoring.

The Edward and I broke up comment was put to end when Edward kissed me full out in the hallway after sixth period. And I mean full out too. He had dipped me and everything and I was pure Jell-O when it was over; he had to help we walk back seventh which was gym.

Our biology teacher broke us up, and when we came up for air the entire school was right there, watching us make-out. Needless to say I was beet red until the end of the school day.

After recovering from my swoon, I got extremely upset at him for kissing me when he had some horrible virus. I was probably a straight shot for the flu now.

"So you ready for the doctor?" I asked Edward when he met me in front of the school as usual.

"I guess," he said sullenly.

I laughed and tugged him towards his car.

X

When we reached the doctors office, I signed Edward in, as he was currently a basket case. I also filled in some paperwork seeing that he hadn't been to doctor's office in a while unlike me, who has recent paperwork at just about every hospital and doctor's office from here to Seattle

I turned to glance Edward; he was practicing breathing.

I had to crack a smile at that. This day just seems reversed. Normally Edward's the one bringing me to the hospital and I'm also the one who normally needs help remembering to breathe.

I placed my hand over one of his, and ran my thumb in calming motions over his hand.

"It's going to be okay," I promised.

"Edward Mason?" A nurse called.

"Here," Edward replied weakly, as he stood up dragging me with him.

"Hello Bella, Edward," the nurse greeted us.

"I see you're the patient today Edward. I guess you guys decided to have a role reversal."

Edward made a weak smile, "yeah, something like that."

I snorted.

The nurse escorted us back into what would be Edward's room and after taking his vitals told us that the doctor would be in to see us shortly.

I always thought that that was the biggest lie in the world. 'The doctor will be in shortly.' It actually meant that the doctor would be in to see you in about an hour. But seeing that Edward and I were regulars at the doctors, more like me being a regular and Edward accompanying me, we often were bumped up to an exclusive V.I.P. list.

Edward jumped onto the check-up table and the paper crinkled underneath his weight. I went and sat in the chair. It was awkward; I've never sat in the chair before. "Mr. Mason, Miss Swan. How good to see both of you again" the doctor said bursting onto our room.

"Hey Dr. Clearwater," I said brightly. Edward just nodded; I then proceeded to glare at him.

"So Edward…what seems to be the problem today?"

"I think he has the flu," I interjected, "and he seems to be in denial about it."

"Thanks for sharing Edward," Edward sarcastically toward me.

"Is that so?" The doctor asked. He walked toward him and checked his glands.

"Well, your glands are swollen and you definitely have a fever. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Edward looked at me and I looked back, he then proceeded to give me the 'you tell him, even though I just got mad at you for telling him but now you have my blessing' look. I rolled my eyes and relayed all of the symptoms Edward told me about last night on the phone.

"Well, Mr. Cullen it definitely sounds like the flu. I don't know if your aware but it's definitely going around town. So what I'm going to do is right you a prescription, and you are going to take it easy for the rest of the week. Okay?"

Edward nodded. "Bella would like a flu shot."

"What the freak Edward?" I freaked, "I'm perfectly able to talk for myself."

"Well since you've been so keen on talking for me today, I thought I might return favor." He then made his crooked grin smile; he knew he won the argument the second he smiled. It was extremely unfair.

"You two really take the role reversal to a new level don't you," Doctor Clearwater chuckled as he filled out the prescription.

Edward smiled very weakly and I let out a sigh.

Dr. Clearwater stood and opened the door for us, and Edward gently guided me out of the office.

"Thanks Doctor," Edward said.

"Anytime, good-bye Bella. Edward."