A/N: Whoop, whoop! Yeah, all right, chapter three! Let's get it on!

Disclaimer: (Army of lawyers come marching in) –sigh-why me? (Has Vegeta blow them up) Thanks Vegeta! Now I can say: I don't own Pokemon, Dragon ball Z, or any of the characters from either series.

Flashback

"What do you mean Ash?" Trunks asked. Ash chuckled.

"You want to know?" Ash questioned. Trunks nodded. "Let me tell you the other half of your story…"

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While Trunks was chatting with his idol, Vegeta was in the air trying to sense his son's Ki. But, the thing was...Vegeta couldn't. He couldn't sense any Ki signals! The only time he felt one was when a random bird Pokemon flew past him.

"Something's wrong," he said to himself, "I should have detected Trunks' Ki by now. Something about this universe must be jamming my ability to sense Ki!" Suddenly, Vegeta felt a Ki signal coming right at him, and fast! He had just enough time to dodge a Pidgeot that flew past him. Vegeta stopped in the air, watching the bird fly by.

"Grrr...stupid beast!" growled Vegeta. "I'll teach you to mess with the prince of all Sayains!" Vegeta put out his hand, gathered energy, and…

"BIG BANG ATTACK!"

BOOOOOOM!

The poor Pokemon never saw it coming. When the attack hit, it went from a flying Pokemon to a falling cooked goose.

"Hehehehe…that's better," Vegeta said, smirking. Then he heard a noise nearby. He looked behind him and saw an entire flock of Pidgeys. Apparently, the Pidgeot Vegeta just shot down was their father. Now they were all very, very angry. "What are you looking at-?"

PECK

"OUCH!" Vegeta cried. A Pidgey had flown up to Vegeta and started pecking at his spiky haired head. "Cut it out!" Vegeta growled.

PECK, PECK, PECK

"YEOWCH, CUT IT OUT!" now an entire flock of Pidgeys was pecking at Vegeta's head. The pecking continued to the point where Vegeta got a headache.

"Stupid wretched-OUCH!" Another Pidgey pecked poor Vegeta's precious cranium. After a few more moments, Vegeta decided he had enough. "DIE YOU STUPID BIRDS!" Vegeta unleashed his Ki, creating an explosion that fried every single Pidgey nearby. Vegeta watched the cooked birds fall down from the sky. "Hmph, good reddens!" Vegeta grunted. But then…

PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK

"YEOOOOOOOOW!" Vegeta cried, putting his hands on his head as even more Pidgeys flew up and started to peck Vegeta. They kept on, pecking at every square inch of Vegeta's head. Vegeta felt like blowing up the planet! "Grrr…if these stupid things don't stop pecking me, I'll-" Before he finished, a Pidgey had lowered itself down to Vegeta's, err…never regions, and pecked him right in his nuts.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!" cried Vegeta in a voice that was more girly than any scream he had ever made before. "GAH! ENOUGH!" Vegeta flew away from the wretched things. Vegeta watched them follow him, never giving up their pursuit. He turned up the heat as he sped away, the Pidgeys falling behind. Vegeta stopped in mid-air to see if they gave up. Much to his disappointment…they didn't.

"Stupid birds, why won't they leave me alone!?" Vegeta cried. Suddenly, his common sense gave him an idea to finish off the birds. Vegeta put out his arms, gathering energy for his FINAL FLASH. Vegeta watched the flock mover closer…closer…and closer still! But right before they got to him…

"Hehehe…" Vegeta disappeared as a Pidgey tried to peck his head. The entire flock of Pidgeys were completely confused as to where their prey had vanished to. After a few moments of trying to figure out where Vegeta went, someone said:

"Looking for me?" The flock turned around and saw Vegeta a few feet behind him with a large energy ball in front of him. "FINAL FLASH!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I swear every Pidgey that didn't become a pot roast flew faster than anything in the history of the world. As for those caught in Vegeta's deadly attack…well, let's just say that any starving man who was below Vegeta at that time would be very happy right now. Then, to avoid any further Pidgey attacks, Vegeta lowered himself into the forest below him.

"No way I'm going back up there! No way, not until I find Trunks!" Vegeta grumbled, relieved to have escaped the "Attack of the Pidgeys". Forward he walked, hoping to stumble across his son…that way he could ring his neck.

--With Trunks—

"What did you mean?" Trunks asked again.

"Oh yeah, I remember now!" Max shouted.

"Me too!" May cried.

"Yeah…I remember now too!" shouted Brock.

"FOR THE LOVE OF MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, AND JOHN, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" cried Trunks angrily. Everyone stared, not knowing what he was about to do next.

"Calm down Trunks…" Ash said nervously, not wanting to set off his temper. From what Trunks told him about his dad and his powers, he didn't want to see what he might do! "I'll tell you! Just calm down…" Ash waited until Trunks stopped fuming. "Here's what happened-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

CRAAAAAAASH!!

Everyone looked over to the big crater that had just appeared. More importantly, to the people inside the crater. Whom they saw was none-other than…Team Rocket.

"Oh no!" everyone groaned. A moment later, Team Rocket regained the sense to look up from where they were sitting.

Meowth was the first to look. "Oh my aching-" he started, but stopped when he saw Ash, May, Max, Brock, Trunks, and Pikachu all starring back at him. "WAAAAAAH!" he screamed. "Hey yous guys, we got company!"

Jessie and James both dizzily lifted their heads…then shrieked when they realized that the twerps were starring back at them. For a moment, all was silent…

Until Trunks broke the silence by asking, "What are you guys doing here?" The three again cackled, making Trunks realize the worst. "OH NO," he cried, "NOT THEIR MOTTO!"

"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, YOU'VE CAUGHT US IN A BAD MOOD!" cried Jessie.

"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE, RUNNING AWAY WILL DO YOU NO GOOD!" cried James.

"HEY-HEY-HEEEEEEY!" interrupted Trunks. The two stopped mid-pose and glared at him.

"Hey, what's the big idea?" Jessie cried angrily.

"Yeah," James also cried, "no one interrupts us when we're doing the motto!"

"Look, we all have heard your stupid motto befo-"

"STUPID!?" they cried.

"YES, STUPID!" Trunks cried. "I mean, come on! It's the same thing over and over again! You both say (Before I continue let me point out that Trunks does a mock voice of them) 'to-protect-the-world-from-devastation-to unite all people-within-our-nation-to-denounce-the-evils-of-truth-and-love-to-extend-our-reach-to-the-stars-above-Jessie-James-Team-Rocket-blasts-off-at-the-speed-of-light-surrender-now-or-prepare-to-fight-fight-fight-"

"MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!" Meowth cried.

BONK! BONK!

Meowth fell to the ground, knocked out. As Jessie and James lowered their fists, they each shot a nasty glare at Trunks.

"Look kid…you're messing with the wrong people!" Jessie cried.

"My name's not kid!" Trunks cried. "It's Trunks!" After he said that, he completely and utterly lost their attention. Team Rocket started giggling.

"What? What's so funny?" Trunks asked. Still, they continued giggling. "WHAT! WHAT IS IT YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT!?"

"BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" They all fell, crying with laughter. Trunks, however, didn't know what they were laughing about.

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" Trunks cried, his rage building.

Jessie stopped laughing long enough to say, "Well…do you not know what the word 'trunks' stands for?" Trunks thought for a moment.

"Well yeah…so?"

The three looked at each other…then burst out laughing again.

"GRRRRRRR THAT'S IT!!" Trunks put his hands in the air, gathered energy, and cried, "FINISH BUSTER!"

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

"NOT AGAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaiiin!" they cried, launching through the air. Trunks turned around and looked at Ash…

…who looked like he was about to wet himself. They stared in awe at the power Trunks had just showed, and couldn't help but wonder what machine in any universe would be powerful enough t o suck himand his FATHER in!

"So," Ash said nervously, "That the 'powers' you were talking about?"

Trunks rubbed the back of his head before saying, "Yeah, hehe…pretty cool, huh?" Ash nodded his head very slowly...

--With Vegeta—

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Vegeta cried. He was walking in the woods, looking for Trunks, when suddenly, out of nowhere, he came across a…

"GET AWAY YOU STUPID WORM!" Vegeta cried, trying to fend off a 'vicious' Wurmple that had decided to follow Vegeta. "WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?"

"Wurmple, wurmp," cried the worm Pokemon. It, again, tried to come up to Vegeta's leg.

"ACK, GET AWAY!" Vegeta fired a Ki blast, creating a small dust cloud…only to find the Pokemon completely unharmed. "GRRRRRRR, STUPID BEAST!" Vegeta fired more Ki-blasts. Even so…

"Wurmple!" the Wurmple was just fine.

"GAAH! BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta flew up in the air (not too high, as to avoid the Pidgeys) and fired his attack. Vegeta watched as the explosion created a giant cloud, temporarily obscuring his vision.

"That should have gotten him!" Vegeta said triumphantly. He started to float away when he heard:

"Wurmple!"

Vegeta froze. 'There's no way, and I mean NO WAY that thing survived!' Vegeta thought. Yet, slowly, he turned around, and sure enough, there was Wurmple, standing on a tower of dirt in the center of the crater.

"Wurmple!" cried the Wurmple.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Vegeta cried. He put his hands to the side, gathered energy, and cried, "FINAL FLASH!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Nearby, an ordinary hiker was climbing upside a hill. Suddenly, he heard an explosion. "What in the-WHOA!" He turned and saw a GIANT mushroom cloud over across the forest. Then, a few seconds later, a breeze blew at him so hard that…

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" the hiker cried as he was blown off the side of the mountain. Somehow, he landed seven miles away, and lived to tell the tail.

Anyway, back with Vegeta…

Vegeta was positive that it didn't survive this time. He sat there, panting, with a smirk on his face.

"Nothing-pant-and I mean nothing-pant-could have survived that!" Vegeta said reassured. He started to walk away, but he heard:

"Wurmple!"

Vegeta froze…again. "No way, I mean NO WAY! THAT'S…THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" he quickly turned around and…there it was underneath him, somehow having gotten out of that crater before the blast.

Vegeta lost it. He completely, lost it.

"WHAT IS THE MATTER, YOU STUPID WORM? WHY DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME!?" Vegeta screeched. Suddenly, he noticed the little anime hearts in the Wurmple's eyes. That's when it hit him. The 'he' was actually a 'she'! "Oh no…don't tell me you're…you're…"

"Wurmple!" the Wurmple cried affectionately. Yep, poor Vegeta, the Wurmple was in LOVE!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Vegeta cried. He then 'ran for the hills' not daring to look back. Poor Wurmple watched as the strange man ran further and further into the forest. Wurmple shrugged, and crawled away, wondering if she'd ever see her love again.

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A/N THE THIRD CHAPTER IS DONE! HUZZAH! Well, this took a little longer then I thought it would. Ehehe…oi. So much for the "fast updates". Anyway, Read and Review, and keep an eye out for the next chapter of…Vegeta's Worst Nightmare: The Return of Pikachu!