I knew I could count on you two! Gred, Forge, once again, I fell out of my chair laughing at your review. I'm going to have to use that one part as a disclaimer one day...


Gred and Forge

It has come to our attention...

...That our brilliant...

...Awesome...

...And all-around charming Charm Caster...

...Has problems with authorities.

...Or, more precisely...

...With those who know no fun...

...And at the first sign of trouble...

...To the Pink-Dressed Toad they run.

(Oi, can you imagine old Perce paired up with that sneak Marietta?)

(Ugh... thanks, Forge; I could have happily grown old without THAT mental image!)

Anyway...

...We have decided to offer...

...To the most charming Charm Caster...

...A little bit of help.

The first of all...

...We solemnly swear...

...That we are up to no- OUCH! Oi, Gred, what was THAT for?

The OTHER oath, Forge! The disclaiming one!

Oh! Alright, then. We...

...Solemnly swear...

...On our Marauderly Honor...

...Bestowed on us but unworthy mortals by Holy Padfoot and Holy Moony...

...That the charming Charm Caster...

...Has our full permission...

...To publish and re-post...

...Everything we leave in our reviews...

...Or any other means of Interwebly communications.

So mote it be!

So mote it be!

(You think that it'll pass Percy's scrutiny?)

(I doubt that even Hermione would find a fault there.)

With that said...

...We...

...That is, Gred and I...

...Deeply promise...

...To diss on Her Toadiness...

...In our wicked Marauderly way...

...So that this charming Charm of story...

...Be always here to stay.

We promise we'll be creative...

...And never skiv on work...

...So we'll have a place to lay it heavy...

...On the Lady With Dulcet Croak.

Maybe we should diss on others, too...

...And expose all their folly...

...Like the ickle-widdle Drakie-poo...

...Sucking up to Auntie Dolly.

We'll be 'round, that we promise...

...Down along the road...

...We'll do our best, with little rest...

...To bash the Woman-Toad!

('Woman-Toad', Gred? I'm mighty disappointed.)

(Oi! At least it rhymes!)

(Too true, brother of mine. Too true.)