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Authors note: I love yuri lemons! Okay, let's get started on the actual story instead of just one-shots that have nothing to do with anything. Ya, you all know what's going to happen in this chapter, that's right Rei. Oh, and one more thing, this is where you learn of most of my crazy tweaks to the alternate reality from episode 26, so it's going to get a little freaky and at the end your going to be saying "What the fudge!?".


New Girls are Lame


Shinji and Asuka had just strolled into their first class of the day cheery because they had actually made it on time that day. But Shinji knew that good days have a tendency to turn bad.

"Hey, you two are on time today." said Hikari as she walked up towards Asuka.

"Ya, no thanks to this slowpoke here! He's always so slow in the morning it's pathetic." replied Asuka looking towards Shinji with a look of disappointment on her face. But as she looked she saw someone that always had a negative effect on her.

"Shinji, I'm glad you're here." said Kaworu as he walked up to Shinji and put his hand on his shoulder with a smile.

"Oh, hi Kaworu nice to see you too." replied Shinji half expecting an angry Asuka to instantly hit him in the head. To his surprise she simply grabed his sleeve and pulled him away from Kaworu but she used so much force that he fell down right behind her.

"Hey, get away from Shinji. He doesn't need you freak." was Asuka only words to Kaworu.

"There has always been those who wish to own others and to have them all to themselves." Kaworu said calmly with his eyes closed as Asuka simply grabbed Shinji who had subsequently gotten to his feet and dragged him to his desk.

"Hey, Shinji what's the deal not waiting for me?" came the yell of the resident jock Toji. But before there was any more talking between the two Misato came in and looked at Hikari that made her do her stand and bow routine.

"Okay, everyone lets get to the point we have a new student today." Misato said as she motioned towards the door. The door then slide open and a blue haired girl dressed in her newly acquired school uniform came in and stood in front of the class.

"Hi yawl, nice to meet you, I'm Rei Ayanami." said the blue haired girl with a smile on her face.

"Okay Rei why don't you sit in front of Shinji. Mr. Ikari please stand." said Misato looking at Shinji. Shinji reluctantly stood fully knowing he would get a beating from Asuka for even looking at the new girl because of Rei's obvious feminine figure. Rei quietly took her seat but gave a small smile toward Shinji, now he knew he was in for it. Misato then started lecturing the class on history but Shinji could only concentrate on how to best defend himself from the beating he would get after school.

"That will be all class." was all Misato said before motioning towards Hikari to do her stand and bow commandments. But before Shinji could get out of his seat to reluctantly get a taste of the beating he would recieve after school, Rei turned towards him.

"Shinji was it? I'm new so I don't know my way around. So I was hoping you could tell me where my next class is?" asked Rei with an innocent smile on her face and her schedule in her hand. Shinji knew fully now that Rei had talked to him Asuka was going to kill him so helping Rei out wouldn't cause him to be beaten anymore seriously. So Shinji calmly looked at Rei's schedule and told her what floor and wing her classes where on. Just then he spotted the glaring Asuka coming towards him.

"What are you doing you idiot, you're going to make us late for our next class." was all Asuka said before slapping Shinji in the back of the head while fixing her narrow eyes on Rei.

"Looks like the Ikaris are fighting again." said Toji butting into the conversation if you could call it that.

"Um, Ikaris?" was the only words out of Rei's mouth as she looked confusingly between Shinji and Asuka.

"Oh ya, you're new so you don't know. Well if you must know Shinji and Asuka here live in the same house, creepy isn't it, it's like their mar…" was all Toji could explain before a flying binder landed right on his forehead with enough force to throw him to the ground.


Authors note: There you go the start of the actual story. Don't worry about Shinji and Asuka being roommate again, I'll explain it later. It's really hard to come up with ideas with them not living together, so give me a break and as for Kaworu I just like him. I love yuri lemons!