Author Note: Sorry about the short chapters, but I'm writing these before I go to school... once weekends and holidays come, expect longer adventures for our spiky-headed vic- errr... hero! Without further ado... Chapter 3! The XIII Complex is explained! GASP! Also, I don't own FF6, FF7, FF8 or FF10, Neither do I own the 'Cloudia' name... Yuffie Leonheart does, the shame, the shame (sigh) But I do own the XIII Complex (looks about shiftily)

Chapter 3: The... WHAT complex?

When we last left off, our unfortunate spiky-headed hero had become (much to the surprise of the fangirls) Cloudia Leonheart! "NOOOO! Shoujo-ai between the spiky-head and the thief!" After that, some of the fangirls jumped out after Auron, who still lived and had a great feast on fangirl hair. Yuffie however, was crying her eyes out, "I'm not a thief... PLUS I'm part of a friggin' SHOUJO-AI NOW!" Our spiky-haired hero(ine?) went over to comfort the thief, "I'M NOT A THIEF YOU IDIOTIC NARRATOR!" Fine, fine, Materia hunter, happy now? "Yes, much better!"

The Spikyhead is now in a bit of a situation... "Yuffie... I know you're upset about this, but I can tell you why I'm like this now..." Yuffie glared at the Spikehead, "Like, how?" Taking a deep breath, Spikyhead told his(her?) girlfriend this: "I'm the last surviving test subject from Project XIII!" Yuffie just twitched, "The... WHAT project?" Cloud(ia?) sighed, it was gonna be a long day...

Outside, Rikku was happily eating away at Auron's sugar stash, "SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" As Auron got up, he found himself being trampled to death by sugar eaters, "Ow..." He died of an exploded spleen... The sugar eaters and anti-Aurokku fangirls squealed with delight, the Sugar Eaters squealed: "SUGARRRRR!" And the anti-Aurokku fangirls squealed: "DEATHTOAURONNNNNN!"

Cloud(ia?) was explaining to Yuffie what the XIII Complex actually is... "You see, after the incident with Sephiroth, I was taken to the underground labs of some unknown corperation... They had a bit of a mess around with my brain, and as a result, if certain conditions are met, I COULD change gender... I've yet to control it too..." Yuffie just looked lost... "Wait, wha?" Spikehead (who now has long flat blonde hair... GASP!) sighed, "Okay, say... Someone belts me in the stomach one like one of the fangirls did last chapter... I think... At the time, there would've been a major hormornal reaction which changes my gender... get it now?" Yuffie nodded, and Cloud managed to contain his rage, using it to actually REVERSE the change!

Author EndNote: Cameos start next chapter... as do the FF6 characters hehhehehehehehehheheh (rolls on ground giggling) so if you think you're up to being mauled by someone/something, let me know... and in you go XP