Hello lovelies! How you all doing this fine day? Good I hope ^-^ Wow, where has the time gone? It's already Easter O.O Happy Easter everyone! :D *Hands everyone a virtual chocolate bunny* :3 I love Easter x3 I didn't make an Easter special for any of my updates today...but I do have an Akatsuki Easter fanfic if anyone's interested in reading a funny Easter story :D Okay, no more advertising other stories xD
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"Dei get up!"
"Mmm…I dun wanna, uuunnn~"
Konan shook her head glancing at the clock. She sighed shoving the blond, "C'mon, you've got time to shower today. It's only just past 7 o'clock so you shouldn't have to rush this morning."
The blond grunted and rolled over waving his hand to the older teen, "Mmk, un. I'm getting up…"
The bluenette sighed, "Dammit, Deidara. I swear you're the hardest person to get outta bed in the mornings." She shoved the blond out of the bed, giggling at the annoyed blond groaning on the floor before exiting the room.
"Is he finally awake?" Itachi asked while leaning on the counter and sipping his coffee.
Konan nodded, "Kinda; he's awake but I had to push him out of bed to get him up." She pulled out a kitchen chair and took a seat sipping her own cup of coffee.
They sat around for a few minutes, Itachi having already been ready for almost an hour now, he was always fast to get ready and loved getting up at the crack of dawn; and Konan showered and dressed, they sat around sipping their coffee and chatting about nothing in particular.
Both teens nearly jumped when they heard someone knocking on their front door. They shared a look before Konan got up to open the door. "Hello?"
"Hey pretty lady; need a ride?" Pein winked at the gapping bluenette.
"Wh-what are you doing here, Pein? How do you even know where I live?" She stared wide eye at the smirking auburn haired teen.
"Cause he's a freaking stalker."
Konan raised a brow, looking around Pein to see Sasori getting out of the black 2005 Porsche. Pein shoved his redheaded friend, "I am not, asshole." He fixed his gaze back to the bluenette, "See, I have this friend, Tobi, who lives in this neighborhood. He mentioned that a pretty bluenette, hot blond, and grumpy looking raven haired teen lived a few houses down from him, so I decided to pay a visit."
Konan nodded, "Oh," she smiled and stepped aside, "then would you two like to come in? We've got coffee. Oh, and Dei will be ready in a minute, then we can leave, okay?"
Both teens returned her smile and walked inside. "Nice house." Sasori mused out loud. He smirked before tapping Konan on the shoulder, "Hey, Konan? Where's the brat's room?"
She smirked before pointing down the hall, "Third door on the left."
He smiled and thanked her kindly before heading off in said direction. He heard a small thud and a silent curse. Curious he peeked inside the cracked door and smirked. Inside was a half-naked blond bent over, picking up a dropped hair dryer.
He licked his lips as he silently slipped into the nearly quiet room; soft music could be heard playing in the background. His smirk widened as silently tiptoed up to the blond and slapped his ass.
Deidara's eyes widened, he spun on his heal with the retrieved hair dryer raised ready to beat the living shit out of the pervert who slapped his ass only to see a smirking redhead. He lowered his 'weapon' and scowled, a blush present on his cheeks.
He kicked the older teen's shin, groaning he practically shouted, "What the fuck are you doing here, un?!" If looks could kill, Sasori would be dead ten times over.
He's smirk widened into a grin as he ruffled the blonde's damp hair. "I'm here to say good morning to my favourite blond brat." He tilted his head innocently, "Is there something wrong with that?"
The younger teen scoffed, "Fuck you, un. What's your REAL reason for being here?"
The redhead shrugged, "One of our friends said that Konan lived here so he decided to see for his self and offer everyone a ride to school." He cupped the blonde's chin between his index finger and thumb bringing their faces inches apart. "When he said that you lived here, I thought I'd tag along."
Deidara blushed at their close proximity; Sasori's hot breath tickling his face. His mind went blank as the redhead's chocolate bedroom eyes gazed into his own sparkling azure ones.
They stayed like that until they heard knocking on the bedroom door. "Hey Dei are you- Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt." Itachi glanced between the smirking redhead and the blushing blond before awkwardly exiting the room.
Coming back to his senses, Deidara glared at the older teen, swatting his hands away. He turned around with the hair dryer and stormed over to the bathroom, slamming the door in a huff without another glance or word to the other male.
Sasori snickered and left the blonde's room with a small smile playing on his lips.
"Okay, un. We can leave now."
Pein looked at his watch, "Wow, Blondie. It only took you forty minutes."
Deidara rolled his eyes, "Whatever, un. I would've been ready sooner but this bastard," He jabbed his thumb in Sasori's direction, "decided to pay me a very unpleasant visit."
"It didn't look so unpleasant to me."
Deidara glared daggers at his raven haired friend. "Well it was, un."
Itachi shrugged, "If you say so." He got up and gathered his things, "Let's go." Everyone nodded, save for Deidara who continued drilling holes into the back of Itachi's head, and left.
"Shotgun!" Sasori shouted and sprinted to the car hopping into the passenger's seat.
Pein chuckled, "You're like an oversized child, I swear dude." He looked at his car and back at his group of friends before furrowing his brows. "Uh, there aren't enough seats…someone's either going to have to ride in the trunk, or sit in someone's lap."
He glanced to Konan with a wink, "I'd offer you to sit in my lap," He sighed dramatically, "but alas, I have to drive."
The bluenette giggled while Sasori came up behind Deidara, wrapping his arms around his waist and resting his chin on the other male's shoulder. He chuckled, "Y'know, you could always sit in MY lap, Dei."
The blond scoffed, pushing the redhead off with his elbow. "I'd rather ride in the trunk, un." He glanced at the car and blinked. "Wait…there are only five of us, un. So why aren't there enough seats?"
"Oh, that's because we're here. We decided to hitch a ride with these asshats instead of walking today."
Everyone's head snapped to the car to see a strange looking male in the back seat, waving slightly with a half-smile. He had scruffy green hair and piercing yellow eyes, but the strangest part had to be that half of his body was pure black and the other half paper white. He also seemed to be talking in two different voices having two different personalities. "Sorry, we didn't want to come in with Pein and Sasori. We're Zetsu, by the way."
"Oh yeah, Pein mentioned you, un. He also mentioned some kid named Tobi."
Pein nodded, "Yup, everyone; this is Zetsu. Er, well, he kind of already introduced himself already…" He scratched the back of his head sheepishly, he turned to face the rest of the teens, he pointed to each teen as he said their name, "This is the lovely Konan, this is Kisame's future lover Itachi, and this is Deidara, the group tranny." He finished with a grin.
Zetsu smiled kindly to the group of teens, "Hello, Konan, Itachi, Deidara; nice to meet you. Sup lovely, Kisame's lover, and tranny."
All three teens blushed; Konan and Itachi out of embarrassment and Deidara out of rage. He scowled at the other teens, "Fuck you guys, un. Let's just fucking go to school already before we're all late."
Everyone shrugs before following the blond to the car. Sasori sprinted to the blond and held him. "Sorry, brat, but you'll be sitting up front with me." He nuzzled the blonde's neck earning a moan of frustration.
Everyone piled into the car, Pein glanced over to the squirming blond and smirking redhead. He chuckled, "Common love birds let's get to school before we're all late."
The blond groaned loudly, "I hate you all, un!" He jerked out of the older teen's hold and stormed over to the car. He waited beside the passenger's door tapping his foot irritably.
Sasori's smirk widened as he strolled over to the car and slipped in. He winked, patting his lap waiting for the blond to take his seat.
Deidara groaned and rolled his eyes taking his seat on the irritating redhead's lap. "Comfy?" He asked as he wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist, resting his head on the younger teen's back.
"Whatever, un. Let's just go." Deidara muttered, turning his head to hide the blush tinting his cheeks.
The drive to the school was pretty quiet for the most part. Konan, Itachi and Zetsu chatted and got to know one another better with comments from Pein or Sasori once in a while. Deidara was unusually quiet, curious, Sasori decided to poke the blond in his lap. "Brat?"
Deidara groaned and shifted in his seat until his back was on the door and his legs between the two front seats. Breathy snores could be heard and that's when they realized that the teen had fallen asleep on Sasori's lap.
He mumbled something incoherent in his sleep resting his head on the older teen's shoulder and nuzzling his neck.
Sasori looked down at the peaceful face of the younger teen and smiled softly, tightening his grip on him. He rested his cheek on the blonde's forehead and sighed contently enjoying the rest of the ride to the school.
"Shut the fuck up! I wasn't cuddling with you in the car, un! I just fell asleep and you decided to cuddle ME!"
Sasori chuckled shaking his head, "I swear, Dei, you turned half way around in my lap and nuzzled you head in my neck!" He ducked, successfully dodging a book thrown by the angry blond.
Once they arrived at the school, well, let's just say Deidara was a little less than pleased to wake up in the position he was in when he fell asleep.
Now Sasori and Deidara were sitting in their homeroom class when the redhead decided to bring up the 'cuddling incident' in the car.
"Whatever, un. You're delusional." He turned his head away from the redhead muttering, "You just have a comfy lap is all, un." A slight blush creeping onto his cheeks.
Sasori perked up, a devious smirk dancing on his lips. "What was that last part, brat?"
His blush darkened slightly as he 'tsked' and ignored the older teen. He was about to return to his doodle of a flower on his notebook until a crumpled up wad of paper hit the side of his head.
He blinked a few times before glancing down at the wad of paper. His first thought told him that the bastard Sasori threw it at him to get his attention, but when he turned to look at him, he was talking to some brunette male with purple face paint.
He raised a brow at the paper before cautiously unfolding it. His eyes widened and his blush darkened as he read what was on the note.
Hey, I heard you and Akasuna were an item now. That true?
[] yes [] no
He scowled at the note taking out a red marker and putting a huge X next to the 'no' box. He looked around the room to see if he could spot who threw it. He looked two rows over to see the same pink haired girl from yesterday staring at him.
He glanced at the note and back to her silently asking if she sent it to him. She replied with a nod. He crumpled the paper up and threw it to the pinkette who caught the wad of paper with ease.
She unfolded it and giggled, looking back to the blond with a smile. Glancing back at the note, she scribbled something else down before tossing it back to the blond.
He was ready for it this time and caught the flying piece of paper, unfolding it.
Really? So does that mean that you're available?
[] yes [] no
He rose a brow but checked off the yes box, re-crumpling and tossing it back at the pinkette.
She giggled as she read it again only this time she pocketed the note. She turned around and winked at the blond before turning back to her violet haired friend.
'Well that was weird' Deidara thought but shrugged it off and continued to doodle his flower on his notebook until the end of class.
-Lunch-
"Yo."
"I didn't know you had lunch with us, un!" The blond looked wide eye at the redhead smirking down at him.
He shrugged, "I didn't feel like coming here yesterday, so I decided to hang out in the art room." He sat down next to the scowling blond, albeit to close for the other teen's liking.
Sasori glanced over to the younger teen and sighed, ruffling his hair, "Babe, if you keep scowling like that, you're going to get wrinkles."
Deidara blinked before glaring and swatting the other teen's hand away, muttering, "Don't call me that, un."
The redhead tilted his head to the side, "Call you what? Babe?" The blond nodded, a slight blush apparent on his cheeks. He smirked, "Would you rather me call you Love?"
His blush darkened, "Hell no! Honestly, I'd rather have you call me brat over those names, un."
Sasori shook his head glancing at Itachi. He narrowed his eyes, "Itachi, right? Kisame asked me to give you this," He fished out a neatly folded piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to the raven haired teen.
He carefully unfolded the paper and blushed, quickly pocketing the note and taking a sip of his apple juice.
Both teens raised a brow at the Uchiha, "What did it say, un?"
Itachi shook his head muttering, "None of your business." He sighed as he caught a glimpse of his overly involved bluenette friend approaching the table. He quietly whispered, "I'll tell you later if you promise not to mention anything to Konan now, okay?" Both teens nodded.
"Hi guys!" Konan smiled brightly at the three teens at the table.
"Where's Pein?"
"Oh, he said he had something to do at home, so he and Kakuzu left early."
Sasori nodded, "Yeah, they were going to deal with some legal shit with Pein's finances. See, his parents were wealthy, and they left all of their money to him, since he was an only child. But his selfish cousin, Nagato, is sewing him for something, I don't even know. But anyways, Kakuzu has a really good lawyer so he said that he would help him out with all of that bullshit." He shrugged, "He said that if you guys asked, just to tell you all not to worry about it."
Konan took her seat beside Itachi nodding, "I see. He's gonna be okay right?"
Sasori nodded, "Yeah, this isn't the first time this's happened, and it probably won't be the last either. He never loses, so I wouldn't worry too much about him." He offered her a small smile, which she quickly returned and nodded.
-Time Skip! Halfway through art class-
"Alright class, now would be a good time to start finishing up your paintings." Kurenai assigned her class to painting something they thought was beautiful. Each student had the class to work on it; it was due at the end of class.
Sasori hadn't said much to Deidara, which surprised him. Normally, Sasori would take every chance he could to talk to the blond, but today, he's hardly uttered a word to the blond throughout the whole art class. Whatever he was painting, he was totally zoned into it.
Deidara sighed as he finished his painting of a beautiful scarlet macaw flying threw a rainforest with a waterfall in the background. He smiled at his painting, he was proud of it! It looked like a freaking photograph; if he didn't get an A+ for this then he would blow up the whole school in a tantrum.
He leaned back on his stool to try and see Sasori's painting. He craned his neck over to try and get a better look; Sasori noticed the blond trying to sneak a peek at his painting and chuckled at his efforts.
He nonchalantly turned his painting ever so slightly to give the blond a little more access to his canvas. When he heard the blond gasp he chuckled again, putting the finishing touches of his masterpiece, he asked, "Do you like it?"
He glanced over to the younger teen threw the corner of his eye. Deidara opened and closed his mouth trying to form words. He stared wide eyed at the redhead's portrait. He painted Deidara! And it was perfect! Every brushstroke was perfect, everything blended perfectly, and it was…well, perfect was the only word the blond could think of.
It looked like a photograph!
"I-I" He swallowed, "It's beautiful, Danna, un." He continued staring at the painting in a trancelike state.
Sasori raised a brow, "Danna, huh?" He smirked, "I like it, brat."
Deidara shook his head, "Shut up, un. It's just because you're way better at art then I originally thought." He frowned and averted his gaze.
The older teen chuckled again, "Well, I'm glad you like it." He glanced over at the blonde's painting and smirked, "Y'know, yours isn't bad either."
"Thanks, un." He muttered, not looking at the older teen.
Ring
Ring
Ring
"Alright, everyone, you can place your paintings on the drying rack and leave. Have a nice afternoon!"
Everyone put their paintings and supplies away and gathered their things before exiting the classroom.
"Hey, brat!" Sasori walked up beside the blond smiling, "So…do you have any plans after school today?"
"Uh, actually, I have to go to work, un."
Sasori's smile faltered slightly, "Oh, where do you work?"
They continued walking out the front building and over to Konan and Itachi who were waiting for their friend. "Starbucks, un."
Sasori nodded making a silent 'o' with his mouth.
"Hey, Dei. Hey, er, Sasori? What are you doing here? Are you guys friends now?" Konan looked between the two with a raised brow. Itachi doing the same.
Sasori smirked and put his arm around the blond, "Well, actually-"
"No, un." He pushed the redhead's arm off of him and shook his head. "We're not friends."
Sasori rolled his eyes and sighed, as they continued to walk home. "So, brat, mind if I come in and buy a coffee?"
Deidara's eyes widened, "Woah, wait, you're not coming into work with me, un!"
Sasori chuckled, "I'm not…well I am, but I'll be there as a paying customer." He smirked, "Do I get a special boyfriend discount?" He winked at the now blushing blond.
Konan and Itachi snickered at the blonde's blush, causing said teen to shoot them a glare. He redirected his glare to the older teen, and cleared his throat. "Actually, no, un. 1, Starbucks doesn't allow those kind of benefits unless it comes out of MY paycheck. And 2," He took a deep breath, "WE. ARE. NOT. DATING. UN!"
Sasori looked up in thought, "Well that's stupid…other places allow special discounts like that…"
Deidara groaned in frustration before speeding his steps to be quite a bit ahead of the other three teens. Sasori glanced back at Konan and Itachi, "Has he ever had a boyfriend before?"
Both teens looked up in thought, "Hm, well he's had a few girlfriends…"
Sasori raised a brow, "Does he even know he's gay?"
Itachi shook his head, "Honestly, I don't even know. He's mentioned it before but I don't think he's ever tried it."
"Yeah, he mentioned finding guys more attractive over girls a few years back. But, he hasn't had a boyfriend. Trust me, if he did, I would've found out about it." She smiled and put her arm around the raven haired teen, "By the way, Itachi, dear; when were you planning on telling me about that note from Kisame?"
Itachi's eyes widened a fraction, "How did you find out about that?"
Konan's smile brightened, "Oh 'Tachi darling, you can't hide stuff like that from me!"
The Uchiha gapped at her for a moment before growling muttering, "Damn woman." And sprinting to catch up to Deidara.
Both Konan and Sasori chuckled, and continued to chat about nothing in particular while Deidara and Itachi did the same.
When they reached the teen's house, Konan, Deidara, and Itachi went to their rooms to get dressed and ready for their work while Sasori sat patiently in the living room playing on his phone to pass the time. After about twenty minutes, everyone was in the living room getting ready to walk out the front door.
They walked into town, chatting about nothing in particular, as Konan waved to the other teens. "Bye guys! See you at home!" They waved her off and soon after doing the same to Itachi.
Now it was just Sasori and Deidara. The blond signed loudly as they approached Starbucks, "You do know you didn't have to walk all the way here, un."
Sasori shrugged, holding the door to the coffee shop open for the blond. "I know." He walked in behind the younger teen, "I wanted to. Besides, I haven't had Starbucks in a while, so why not?"
Deidara shrugged, "Whatever you say, un. So," He went behind the counter and put on his green cap, "what do you want?"
Sasori looked the blond up and down, smirking, "Well-"
"I'm NOT on the menu, bastard."
Sasroi faked a pout, "Aww, what happened to Danna? I rather liked that nickname."
The blond bushed and scowled at the older teen, "Just shut up and order a freaking coffee already, un."
The redhead hummed in thought, "I think I'll take…a caramel Frappuccino, vinti please." Deidara nodded and took the older teen's money, handing back the change. Sasori held up a hand, "Keep the change, brat." Deidara shrugged and muttered a 'thanks' before making his drink.
"Here, un." He faked a bright smile, "Have a nice day sir."
Sasori smirked, "I will thank you. Oh hey, brat?" The blond grunted in reply. "What time do you get off work?"
Deidara raised a brow, without even thinking, he answered, "9:30pm why, un?"
Sasori's smirk widened, "Good. See you at school tomorrow." He winked before exiting the coffee shop and heading home.
Deidara stared at the door for a few seconds. "He's so weird, un." He said to himself aloud. He chuckled and continued working with a small smile playing on his lips for the rest of the evening.
SasoDei sparks! Kinda...DeiDei is stubborn xD
I hope you all enjoyed! Have a totally awesome chocolate filled Easter (Unless you don't like chocolate...then for you, I hope you get lots of Easter eggs filled with love! x3 ...or money...money works too right xD)
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