Tastes Like Cherry Chapstick
By: Dragoon-sama
Describe TEREZI and JADE's first kiss
Jade decides that whatever the internet said, too much tongue was kinda gross.
Jade should have been nervous; it was her first kiss, and it just happened to be not only with another girl, but an alien! Which was all kinds of amazing and weird, and she wasn't entirely sure she was okay with it, but it was happening! Right now! And…it was really really uncomfortable.
"Wait—wait, Terezi!" she spluttered in between long, wet swipes of the troll's tongue across her face. "I don't think this is how you do it!"
Terezi's gleeful cackle rippled through the air, though to Jade's relief she did stop and lean back to regard Jade with her bright red sunglasses. Or were they moonglasses, since the trolls were nocturnal? After a moment Jade decided they were moonglasses, then she turned her attention back to the matter at hand.
"It is the decision of this jury to hear the criminal's plea for mercy!" Terezi said, ending with a manic cackle. That was a little bit disconcerting. Not the laugh, since Terezi was forever laughing or grinning or giggling and really that was kind of nice! But Jade was no criminal, and had no idea why Terezi had decided to accost her now of all times, let alone at all.
Jade put a finger to her cheek thoughtfully. "I'm…pretty sure that I'm no criminal. If anything, the criminal is you Ms. Moonglasses!"
Terezi leaned on Jade's arm, pulling Jade down to stare right in those red glasses. "What's the charge?"
"One case of unsolicited assault," Jade answered promptly. She could still feel the faint slickness of saliva drying on her cheeks.
"Objection!" Terezi said. "The advance was not unsolicited! The prosecution puts forth the evidence that the defendant was deliberately enticing innocent, law-abiding trolls with her use of lip flavoring!"
Jade paused to consider this; she had put on some chapstick earlier. But that didn't mean she wanted to be kissed! Even if it was cherry flavored, and she knew that Terezi liked that flavor above all others, and it wasn't like Jade had deliberately gone looking for the blind troll. "Circumstantial evidence!" she protested. "Besides! I didn't want to get licked! In the hypothetic circumstance that I wanted anything at all, it would have been a kiss. "
Before she could comprehend the movement, Terezi had once again mashed their faces together. This time, she was biting and licking at Jade's lips, at least, and it was certainly better, but it still wasn't all that enjoyable! Their noses were bumping, and their glasses were clicking together and digging into the bridge of Jade's nose. Pushing firmly at Terezi's shoulders, Jade managed to separate them again.
"Okay," Jade began, licking her lips to assess any damage taken. "First off! You need to be a little more careful of your teeth! Secondly, it works better if you turn your head to the side just a bit! And thirdly, tongue is okay, but better if it's not all over the place!"
"So you are admitting to the crime of trying to sway the prosecutor by bribes of sloppy makeouts!" Terezi said, grin widening as she threw her arms around Jade's shoulders and brought their faces close together. Jade paused for a moment to consider this seriously.
"Guilty!" she agreed.
The third kiss was much better than the first!
A/N: I'm sort of happy with this, considering how little thought I put into it.
