Aftermath of Anistar

A Wander over Yander/Dragon Ball Z crossover (it's still weird as ever)

Part 3: Karma's a Bitch, and it's in Heat!

Other World, the afterlife for the world of Dragon Ball. However, this place would the dead from various other universes due to them not having an established afterlife. Jihi was in line for judgment from King Yemma and she wasn't alone. Behind her were the villains Jōshō killed and they hadn't recognized her as Jihi.

"This sucks!" Little Bits screeched. "I don't even have my body!"

"This isn't funny!" Screwball said oddly having his body.

"I want my mommy!" Something the So and So stated as he wailed not having his body either.

"My glorious body is gone thanks to being killing by that arsehole, Jōshō!" Brad stated.

"Funny, you bastards killed me and I'm cool with being dead." Jihi said not facing them.

They still stared at her before she faced them, but they weren't surprised. They were all thinking she was going to hell with them. Soon the group found themselves in the Check-In Station, in front of a giant red ogre that have a beard, he has a helmet with two horns, and he is colossal in size. This was King Yemma. Brad being the hotshot he is demanded to know why he didn't have his body.

"Well little soul, you don't keep your body unless you've done something heroic or have a high power level." Yemma said to his. "Now shut it and await judgement."

They looked over at Jihi who had her body still and she addressed Yemma politely. Yemma checked his book and said, "Yes, you are Jihi. The plane taking you to heaven is waiting for you."

Little Bits, Screwball, Brad, Something, and the other villains' jaws crashed the ground hearing this.

"Bullshit! She was an arms dealer who helped us destroy planets and is married a villain terrorizing the multiverse." Little Bits shouted pointing at Jihi.

Jihi walked up to Little Bit's soul before giving her a venom laced stare to scare her and the others. Even the orges around were frightened except for Yemma.

"Was married to him. I'm already dead, so whatever he does isn't my concern. Secondly, you killed me while I tried to protect a sword capable of the destroying the universe and more importantly the multiverse. I died a heroic death thanks to you all. Now the living worlds are screwed, Jōshō probably balls deep with Dominator as I speak, and I'm off to Heaven." Jihi said before breaking into the laughter walking away to the plane. "Enjoy the torment, I'm off for relaxation."

"You bitch, I'll kill you!" Emperor Awesome yelling charging at her.

Unlike the other villains, he got to keep his body. He lunged at her intent to bite her face off, but he didn't expect Jihi to fight back. She launched a barrage of kicking attacks that knock him into the air, then slamming him to the ground with a Double Axe Handle leaving him a crumpled heap.

"Think I'm bad, wait until you go to Hell. There's no rules, so anything goes." She said to them before she spat on Emperor Awesome and left for Heaven. "Don't drop the soap!"

The Wander villains were all looking at each other stunned and being sent to Hell didn't faze him much. They soon found themselves sitting at a diner where other villains were sitting eating the crappy food there.

"So what are in for?" A young woman stated sitting with them. "I'm Naru Narusegawa."

None of the Wander villains felt speaking until one of orge servers spilled on what they did. The Wander villain felt shame. Despite them harming and killing Jihi, she twisted it to her advantage. She was in Heaven probably getting pampered and laughing at their suffering.

"Even worse, that Jōshō douche probably has his hands down Dominator's pants." Emperor Awesome stated.

If he only knew.

"BAKA!" Naru shouted slamming her fist into the dead Emperor sending out the window into the crash. "Don't ignore me, mother—"

She was stopped by an ogre who tossed her out shouting, "This is the 200th time you've done that shit, Naru. It's getting old!"

Meanwhile up in Heaven, Jihi was with some other souls enjoying a picnic and looking up into the sky. She missed Jōshō, but she knew he'd be happy raising Hell on the living.

"Jōshō, my love. Live long and well, and you have my blessing to plunder any ass you want." She said to herself before having a toast with the other souls.


(A/N: And that's the end of it all, Jihi gets her good end. I was inspired by Snafu the Great on this final part. I recently got his blessing to work a one-shot of his, so stay tuned because Jōshō's coming for that soon. Oh, and for Naru being in hell, read the "The Worst Way to Go"- interconnects my other fictions too.)