Previously…..

I'm going to go back to college.

And so it continues…..

It's been 2 days since the saints rescued the 3 morning star leaders and so far nothing good has come from it. And by not good I mean fighting! Not the twins but the boss and her boyfriend. Matt and scarlet had been in argument for the last two days about going to college. Everywhere those two were it was college this and college that! It annoyed everyone in the gang, especially Johnny. So he decided to do something about it. Today was the third day of their fight and this time they were arguing in the kitchen which causes their voices to echo all over the penthouse so Johnny interrupted.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! He yells at the two bickering idiots. They both jump a bit at Johnny sudden appearance. I have had it! What is the big problem!?

Matt wants to ditch the saints to go to college! The boss tells Johnny.

Well excuse me for wanting more with my life than crime and media entertainment! Matt tells the boss and Johnny stops both of them. Johnny then points to matt.

You're selfish! After all the thing the boss did for you, you're just going to pack up and leave her. Johnny tells matt who look at him with a shock face, than Johnny pointed to the boss.

You're bad too! Matt wants to be normal and your saying no to his request. Johnny says.

It's not because of that im upset! The boss yelled at Johnny.

And I was never going to leave her! Matt tells Johnny and gets a shock look from the boss and Johnny.

You weren't? They both said at the same time.

No! Why'd you think that anyway?! Matt asks the two.

Where we come from (steel water) when a guy in a relationship and goes to college he is dumping his girlfriend. Johnny tells matt.

Your weren't going to break up with me? The boss asks matt in shock.

No! Why would I break up with the most beautiful and craziest woman in the world? Matt tells his girlfriend as he hugs her.

I'm so sorry matt. She hugs him back and kissing him softly.

Look if it bothers you about me going far away for college why don't I just go to the community college in downtown steel port. Matt tells her.

I'd like that. She says.

I am better than . and with that Johnny leaves the room with victory over his head.

(the studio!)

After a month a destroying killbaine reputation, selling drugs, killing Lou chadors and STAG soldiers, partying and going to college matt decided to spend some time with his girlfriend who is now at a movie studio getting ready for a scene for the Saints movie GANGSTA IN SPACE. Matt was sitting in the bosses chair studying for a history quiz tomorrow on the civil war. So far matt life had been going swell even though he was two completely different people. Since matt didn't want any trouble or recognition from his fellow college class mates he created a fake birth certificate that he gave in to the college. In the college he is known as Robert L. Baitforth a 24 year old exchange student from England. Even though some people call him or ask if he is matt he tells them no. when he is not around his pupils or school he is matt miller a lieutenant of the Saints. So right now he is matt miller.

PLACES EVERYONE! The director called. This was a new director being the last one got ran over by a spaceship (that was a funny scene!). EVERYONE! He started. We are now on page 375 the bedroom scene! Everyone got into place. LIGHT! CAMERA! ACTION! The camera was rolling and everyone was in place. The setting was a balcony in a 4 star hotel. The boss was looks over the city, she was wearing a nightgown dress that stop a few inches from her waist. She looks to her homies (Shaundi and Pierce) and the alien princess who was sleeping on their beds. She smiled and looks back down to the city not noticing Johnny walking onto the balcony. Snuck up behind her and hugged her tightly.

Johnny. She says softly.

I love you. He says to her causing her to push him off her with a shock face.

What!? She says with a gasp her hand on her heart.

I love you. He repeats himself.

No! Your just confused Johnny! The boss says. You don't love me.

YES I DO! I loved you ever since Aisha died. Johnny says, you can see in the twitch of his mouth he was trying not to laugh. I want…when this is all over…I want you to marry-Johnny burst into laughter and the boss too.

I'm sorry! But this is some gay shit! Johnny told the director nearly to tears on how hard he is laughing.

CUT! The director yelled. Please mister Gat can you stay in character for just one scene!

Alright-alright! Johnny says getting back into place.

TAKE 69! AND ACTION!

I want you to marry. I want to run away from the violence and crime and raise a family with you. Johnny tells her. The boss was looking down and taking deep breath to keep herself from laughing.

Johnny I have to tell you something. The boss says.

Anything. Johnny says.

I'm a man! The boss says causing both her and Johnny to laugh like hell.

DAMMIT CUT! The director screamed at the laughing idiots.

I'm sorry! Let's try this one more time! I promise I won't screw up! The boss tells the director before he attacks her.

Alright, places everyone! He yells.

TAKE 70….AND ACTION!

The boss cleared her throat and continued from where she left off and said:

Make love to me! She tells him. The boss puts her arms around him and kissing him.

CUT! PERFECT! The director yells.

Blah! My stomach twisted! The boss says as she gets off Johnny.

Well I think you did a smashing job! Matt tells his girlfriend.

Everyone! The director shouted. Tomorrow will be the sex scene and car racing!

SEX SCENE!? Matt yells.

Don't worry matt, it propyl going to be some skin takes and kissing. Johnny ashore the kid only to be corrected by the director.

No! An actually love scene! With passion, love, lust, and- death. Matt says giving the director a death glare.

My girlfriend is not fucking her best friend….they already did that…..12 times! Matt says recalling all the sex story Johnny told him about the boss and him.

The fans want it and I must give it to them! Or the whole movie is cancelled! And with that the director took his leave.

Well this sucks, if I knew we be fucking I would have never agreed to this. Johnny tells his boss. Look matt its one scene. Let's just do it and get it over with. And afterwards I promise you can hit me in the face and wear my glass.

Actually it's two sex scenes. Jenny says (the alien girl actress from GIS). The second scene is when Johnny gets brainwash into raping the boss there causing her to get pregnant. Jenny says as she reads the script. The look on matt said it all.

You're not fucking her! Matt yelled.

It's for the movie! Jenny tells him.

I don't care! Change the script! Threaten the director or something! Just don't have sex! Matt begs them.

We can't. If we do the production paying for this movie will sue us for 10 million dollars. The boss says.

Fine…then it's over! Matt shouted at her then stomp away, the boss ran after him.

Matt! Matt your acting like a child! She grab his wrist only to have it swipe away.

You got some nerve calling me a child! You were beyond piss when I told you that I wanted to go to college! But when I get upset because you want to fuck Johnny I'm the child!? Matt yells at her. Johnny could see where this was going so he made a suggestion:

Why not give him a free ticket? Johnny tells them.

Free ticket? Matt asks.

Yes! Awesome idea! The boss says. A free ticket allows you to fuck any girl you want. In fact I'll even help you get this girl!

Any girl I want? Matt says thinking about this for a second he looks around the room before his eyes stop.

SHAUNDI!

What? The boss looks at him confused.

I want to have sex with Shaundi.


kikkie:lol twisty ending huh?

boss: i hate you

matt: plz review