Update time once againe. I don't anything to say. Just be sure to review, I like reviews. And here to do the disclaimer is the Moonanites, Knik Knok and Err.

Knik Knok: Vaati's Apprentice does not own Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Super Smash Brothers.

Err: But we do.

Knik Knok: Yes, and we shall shove them up your anus unless you review.

Err: Or unless we get some beer.

CHAPTER 3: VISITORS FROM ANOTHER WORLD

New York

beyond Pluto

The mothership of the Star Fox team, the Great Fox, floated through the deep recesses of space. Now, one would assume to see the Star Fox team on board this masterpiece of space travel. On a regular basis, you would. But it had been taken from Corneria when the team was on a short vacation. The people responsible for this were Roy and Link. There was a certaine word to describe what it was that they did, but the called it borrowing withought permission with no intent to return.

Anyway, there was a small R.O.B unit roving around and ringing like a telephone. "Uuh dude, the phone's ringing." Roy pointed out.

"Yes I can see that. These work you know." Link said, pointing to his eyes.

"Maybe we should answer it." Roy said.

"Do not touch the phone!" a voice ordered.

"Intruder! No, wait... it's just Zelda." Link said. Zelda had come on board the ship with them. She had been resting for a little while.

"I am the Hylian Princess of Christmas Past. Do you two have a quik second?" Zelda asked. Link could tell that she had recieved another vision and was going to ramble on forever about how he has to go on some impossible quest to save a bunch of people he doesn't care about. By now Link was used to these kind of rants from his childhood friend, and over time he taught himself to tune Zelda out. Usually he just stared at her chest and tried to picture what she looked like withought her dress on.

"Sure, we got time." Roy said.

"Thousands of years ago into the future, your race shall develope the ultimate in exercise technology. It has 200 different exercises and an infinate amount of weight. And it even has a roving machine for cardiovascular workouts. And a clicker to keep track of your reps. Every time you do a rep it clicks... one. The color is faded red, a color wich no longer exists in your time." Zelda said.

"Cool, how do I get one?" Link asked, breaking himself from his fantasies about him and Zelda doing something innapropriate in Zelda's bed chamber back in Hyrule.

"You fool, don't you understand? You built it. If this machine falls into the wrong hands, then the world as you know it will become a world as you've never imagined." Zelda said.

"I still want one." Link said.

"Oh sure, you'll set it up. But it will be over a week before you tell yourself 'Gee, I should really hop on that thing and use it. Because these slacs no longer fit'. You have got to answer that (BLEEP)ing phone, it's driving me nuts!" Zelda yelled.

"Let the machine get it." Link said. A second R.O.B appeared and a recording of Link's voice played. However, the first R.O.B grabbed a cutlass and sliced the second R.O.B's head off. "Aah damn it, we need a new machine." Link said.

"OK man, what are you saying. Because I don't even know what you're talking about." Roy asked Zelda. "Are you saying that someone could become so buff that he could score like all the world's ass. Thus causing massive global inbreeding. And ultimately bringing population growth to a stand still?" Roy asked.

"No! Well, that's not what I was thinking. But I suppose that could happen." Zelda said.

"And what exactly should we do about this thing?" Link asked.

"Fortunately for humanity, I traveled foreward into the Bahamas. And also back in time to steal this." Zelda said, holding up the object that was the core of the Insane-o-flex.

"A screw?" Roy asked.

"No, this is part XJ300. It connects the rover to the weights to the... thing. Withought this one piece, the entire Insane-o-flex would fall apart." Zelda said.

"So that thing is basically a screw?" Roy asked.

"Yes, it screws into things." Zelda said.

"Can't you just go out and buy another screw?" Roy asked.

"Shit." Zelda said.

"I'd probably just shove a pencil into the screw hole." Link said.

-Nintendo City-

"I just shoved a pencil into the screw hole." Mewtwo said, putting the finishing touches on the Insane-o-flex.

"Well it better not have been mine, my algebra homework is due tommorow. Kirby, grab the vegetable oil. I think I'm gonna pose right here. Show you guys how it's done." Marth said, striking poses.

"All right Kirby, turn it on." Mewtwo said. Kirby walked up to the machine and flipped the switch on it. "Try againe, jiggle it a little." Mewtwo suggested.

"Do it exactly as he says." Marth said.

"It's just one switch, I'm doing it." Kirby said.

"Aah, here's the problem. You see this 'M'. It probably stands for motherboard. And apparently we don't have it." Mewtwo said, pointing out the large 'M' shaped hole in the back.

"It stands for Marth, and that's him." Kirby said, pointing at Marth.

"It stands for Ma, Morfa, Morbi... I will come up with something. And it will sting like the bee." Marth said, standing in a large cardboard box wich was drawn on with crayon to make it look like a race car.

"Is that the box it came in?" Mewtwo asked.

"No. What am I, on trial here?" Marth said.

"Where did you get this?" Mewtwo asked.

"From a dear friend who knows my needs. He also happens to wear bitchin-ass pants." Marth said.

-next door, at Captain Falcon's house-

"You see they're made of a fiber optic material that hugs the flesh on my uniqe shape. They circulate air around my genitals. And they wick the sweat off my balls." Captain Falcon said, showing Mewtwo the tiger skin pants he had on. "If you want to know more about my pants I have some literature back here." he said.

"No no, we're just here about the Insane-o-flex. Where'd you get it?" Mewtwo asked.

"Some garage sale, back when I gave a crap about my body." Falcon said.

"Well Marth says you gave it to him for Christmas." Mewtwo said, noticing that Marth was still in the box with Kirby trying to push it down the street.

"Oh is that where it went? Yeah, I thought Santa Clause came here and busted out my window." Falcon said.

"Anyway, we're kinda missing a key component that makes it work." Mewtwo said.

"Well boo-hoo for you. So go cry in the street off my property." Falcon said.

"Well if we could just come inside." Mewtwo said.

"Yeah, I would love to do that. But uuh... no. You're not coming in here." Falcon said.

"Well here's the adress, right here on the dang box." Kirby said.

"Why are we stopping when my foot is clearly still on the gas?" Marth said.

"South Hyrule shore. I know where that is." Mewtwo said, reading the back of the box.

"Great, let's go. Impulse power!" Marth ordered. Kirby tried pushing the box again, but it didn't work. "Wow we overshot that. We went all around the earth, then back to where we started." Marth said.

"Let's just take the cart." Mewtwo said. He and Marth got into a wooden cart and Kirby pulled them both. Suddenly the huge shape of something like a space craft decloaking appeared. But it was only there for a second. "Whoa, whoa, whoa stop for a second." Mewtwo said. He scanned the area but couldn't see the ship. "Hmm, I guess it was just the wind." he said.

END OF CHAPTER: 3

Well, Knik Knok and Err got themselves drunk and passed out on my couch. But heed there warning, and review. Unless you want them to shove something up your butt.