The 20 reasons why...
Nami loves money
1 - Her fake breasts, her liposuction, her buttock implantations, her hairdresser...
2 - The green of banknotes goes well with her hair colour.
3 - What reason else than money would a handsome, wealthy and clever man have to marry her ?
4 - She was a little pig-shaped moneybox in another life.
5 - One can never know, if another twisted psychopath guy ever takes again her beloved village hostage, better to have enough to pay at hand. One can never be too careful...
6 - With Sanji, who thinks only about chatting up, Luffy who thinks only about eating and fighting, Zoro about fighting and training for futures battles, Usopp about inventing new weapons for future battles and having fun with Chopper, Chopper about having fun with Usopp and studying medicine, Robin about studying history and reading...
... If she didn't think about gathering treasures, which money would they eat with ?
7 - When whoever you have as parents walks around with a reel on their heads or scraped along by picking up tangerines, you think seriously about making provisions for the future.
8 - With the luxury she acquired a taste for, by dint of being served and taken care of by a cook and a three-stars doctor, and protected by exceptional bodyguards, she'll need at least all this money to get used to normal life again after Luffy finds the One Piece.
9 - She likes to bathe every morning in a bath tub filled to the brim with notes and coins, it's good for her complexion.
10 - Had Belmer had more money, she wouldn't have died.
11 - It's like a guinea pig : when trained to look for the cheese, they keep the same reflex for the remainder of their lives.
12 - Arlong grafted a bomb and a counter instead of part of her brain. If she hasn't earned her quota of banknotes in the month, her head explodes.
13 - She's Uncle Scrooge and Flintheart Glomgold's hidden daughter.
14 - Since no one ever explained to her how babies are born, she saves money to buy herself nice kids later.
15 - When Luffy finds the One Piece, she'll take it, run away with it and become the Queen of Pirates. Meanwhile, she takes everything she finds for the time being to keep from breaking up and unveiling her true goal to the crew by stealing all their gold.
16 - A penny is a penny. Period.
17 - She stores up the banknotes. In case of shortage of paper onboard, she'll recycle them so as to be able to keep drawing her charts.
18 - That way, when she's wealthy enough, she'll buy another ship with a sucking up, clever, silent crew that will obey her without a complaint.
19 - She's berry-oholic.
20 - The more bribes she gives him, the more Eiichiro Oda increases her part in the story. That's why she's taking a bigger part in the fights of late.
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