Chapter 3
Disclaimer- You know the concept already, you're probably getting fed up with this cause I am.
A/N- Sorry if I made fun of some of the superstars that you all like.
Everyone- "DDP!"
Voice- "Noooooo. It's Trish Stratusfaction."
Matt, Jeff, Edge, Angle & Austin- "Ohhhhhh."
Lita & Molly- "Ewwwwww."
Lita- "Uzzz a whoeee, Uzzz a whoeee, oops I wasn't thinking out loud again was I."
Matt- "Um . . . Yea Lita, ya kinda did."
Lita- "Whoops si. I didn't mean it Trish. Honestly."
Trish- "Sure, you didn't." (giving Lita a dirty look)
Angle- " Hey there Trish, you're looking great today."
Trish- "Ewwwwww, like how about you get away from me you milk drinking, thong wearing, bald headed freak. Wow I'm winded. Hey there Edge."
Edge- "Hi, a . . . Trish."
Jeff- (starting to get impatient) "Hey, Can we please move on? I do have things to do tonight."
Austin- "WHAT? I SAID I NEED A BEER BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS, WHAT? AND I'D LIKE TO GET MOVING BEFORE I GET OLD AND PRUNY.
Angle- (mumbling) "You're a bit late for that."
Austin- "WHAT?"
Angle- "Nothing, I didn't say a thing. Honest."
Trish- "Alright, alright you don't need to get all whiny about it. By the way Edge did I tell you that you're looking so fine and sexy today in that. . .
Matt- "Ok, well how about we keep to steppin."
Molly- "Yes, please before I throw up." (making a face at the comment that Trish had made)
Edge- "Yea, let's before she feels me up." (running ahead of them)
(The 8 wrestlers turn a corner and find themselves near the exit. They walk closer and try to open the door, but discover that it will not open.)
Jeff- "Grrrrrr. The stupid door won't open. It's stuck. Damn It. Oh sorry Molly, I forgot you were here."
Molly- "That's alright as long as you don't do it again."
Lita- "Well how about if one of you guys run at it and.
(All of a sudden they see Angle running towards the door, but he accidentally slips and instead runs his head into the door.)
Edge- "Hey dude, you ok."
Lita- "Quick someone give him mouth to mouth."
Everyone- "NO WAY!!"
Lita- "Well we gotta do something."
(Trish kicks him hard in the stomach)
Trish- "Nope he's not dead, he's still breathing."
Molly- "Oh my goodness, what should we do now?"
Matt- "Well he's just unconscious, it's not like we can do anything about that."
Jeff- (Ignoring the unconscious Angle on the floor) "Great, just wonderful, how are we supposed to get out now."
(From behind them in the darkness, they hear something.)
Hurricane- "Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through."
Trish- "What? Where, this can't be happening, I'm not ready to die yet. I mean a. . . Just what we need now, another freak of nature and I knew the Hurricane was there, I . . . was a. . . just acting. See I fooled you all.
Hurricane- "Ok, anywayz what's the problem here besides the blonde who needs a life."
Edge- "Well you see here dude, the door is stuck and we have one unconscious female, I mean male."
Hurricane- "No problem I can knock this door down with my super abilities. Now if you all could stand back."
Trish- "Oh come on stupid hero we all know you're fake."
Hurricane- "Well we all know you are too, but we're not complaining."
Trish- "I . . . you . . .Grrr. . .
Lita- "That's right go fetch yourself a life, oops I was thinking aloud again, dooh, stupid me, sorry Trish."
Matt- "Ok, now what were you planning to do Hurricane?"
Hurricane- "Oh yes that's right, I was about to use my super human strength to run down the door, so if you all could stand back."
Trish- "This should be interesting."
(Hurricane runs at the door, but it still doesn't budge)
Hurricane- "Oh no my powers, they're gone."
Trish- "Really, No kidding, well that's a surprise."
Austin- "BEER, I NEED BEER." (Now starting to twitch.)
Trish- (Ignoring Austin) Just face it, you never had super powers and you aren't a super hero. Wow Edge, even in the dark you still glow."
Jeff- "Ok how about we all chill and. . .
Hurricane- "No she's right for once in her life, I'm not a super hero and never will be."
Lita- "Oh come on now, you just lost your powers because of the . . . a . . . storm and all."
Hurricane- "Well maybe you're right and maybe you're wrong, all I. . .
Molly- "Wait, did you all hear that."
(Everyone listens closely as they hear a faint voice coming from the ground)
Angle- (talking very quietly) "Nooooo, mommy don't throw him away, Clayvis! We'll always be together no matter what happens, I'll find you again someday."
Edge- "Well at least we know how his brain operates now, kinda scary if you think aboot it."
Trish- "I don't ever wanna know what he dreams aboot."
(Angle starts to mumble again in his sleep)
Angle- "Hi Trish, you're looking really gorgeous today, wow that outfit looks really great on you."
Trish- "Like ewwwwww, gross. That's it I'm gonna wake him up right now before I really start to get sick." (She then kicks Angle in the head, but to everyone's surprise he is still in his little dream world.)
Lita- "I think he likes that Trish, try a little harder next time."
Molly- "Well I do hate to interrupt, but I think we need a way to escape before anything else occurs."
Edge- "Dudes, she's right we need to figure oot a way to get outta here. (Leaning against the door)
(It then swings wide open revealing the outside)
Hurricane & Edge- "Whoa, wassupwitdat?"
Jeff- (Running out and kissing the ground) "Yes we're free, we're free, ew I just kissed something slimy and disgustin and it wasn't Trish either." (Getting up and noticing something a few feet away from them) What is that?"
Molly- "Oh my. . .
Lita- "Whoa!"
Matt- "What the. . .
Edge- "Dudes!"
Hurricane- "Wowzires!"
(Angle finally waking up)- "Ekkkkkk, Clayvis!!"
Trish- "What in the world. . .
Austin- "BEER?"
So what'd ya think, corny? Stupid? I duno reviews would help me out a lot.
Disclaimer- You know the concept already, you're probably getting fed up with this cause I am.
A/N- Sorry if I made fun of some of the superstars that you all like.
Everyone- "DDP!"
Voice- "Noooooo. It's Trish Stratusfaction."
Matt, Jeff, Edge, Angle & Austin- "Ohhhhhh."
Lita & Molly- "Ewwwwww."
Lita- "Uzzz a whoeee, Uzzz a whoeee, oops I wasn't thinking out loud again was I."
Matt- "Um . . . Yea Lita, ya kinda did."
Lita- "Whoops si. I didn't mean it Trish. Honestly."
Trish- "Sure, you didn't." (giving Lita a dirty look)
Angle- " Hey there Trish, you're looking great today."
Trish- "Ewwwwww, like how about you get away from me you milk drinking, thong wearing, bald headed freak. Wow I'm winded. Hey there Edge."
Edge- "Hi, a . . . Trish."
Jeff- (starting to get impatient) "Hey, Can we please move on? I do have things to do tonight."
Austin- "WHAT? I SAID I NEED A BEER BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS, WHAT? AND I'D LIKE TO GET MOVING BEFORE I GET OLD AND PRUNY.
Angle- (mumbling) "You're a bit late for that."
Austin- "WHAT?"
Angle- "Nothing, I didn't say a thing. Honest."
Trish- "Alright, alright you don't need to get all whiny about it. By the way Edge did I tell you that you're looking so fine and sexy today in that. . .
Matt- "Ok, well how about we keep to steppin."
Molly- "Yes, please before I throw up." (making a face at the comment that Trish had made)
Edge- "Yea, let's before she feels me up." (running ahead of them)
(The 8 wrestlers turn a corner and find themselves near the exit. They walk closer and try to open the door, but discover that it will not open.)
Jeff- "Grrrrrr. The stupid door won't open. It's stuck. Damn It. Oh sorry Molly, I forgot you were here."
Molly- "That's alright as long as you don't do it again."
Lita- "Well how about if one of you guys run at it and.
(All of a sudden they see Angle running towards the door, but he accidentally slips and instead runs his head into the door.)
Edge- "Hey dude, you ok."
Lita- "Quick someone give him mouth to mouth."
Everyone- "NO WAY!!"
Lita- "Well we gotta do something."
(Trish kicks him hard in the stomach)
Trish- "Nope he's not dead, he's still breathing."
Molly- "Oh my goodness, what should we do now?"
Matt- "Well he's just unconscious, it's not like we can do anything about that."
Jeff- (Ignoring the unconscious Angle on the floor) "Great, just wonderful, how are we supposed to get out now."
(From behind them in the darkness, they hear something.)
Hurricane- "Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through."
Trish- "What? Where, this can't be happening, I'm not ready to die yet. I mean a. . . Just what we need now, another freak of nature and I knew the Hurricane was there, I . . . was a. . . just acting. See I fooled you all.
Hurricane- "Ok, anywayz what's the problem here besides the blonde who needs a life."
Edge- "Well you see here dude, the door is stuck and we have one unconscious female, I mean male."
Hurricane- "No problem I can knock this door down with my super abilities. Now if you all could stand back."
Trish- "Oh come on stupid hero we all know you're fake."
Hurricane- "Well we all know you are too, but we're not complaining."
Trish- "I . . . you . . .Grrr. . .
Lita- "That's right go fetch yourself a life, oops I was thinking aloud again, dooh, stupid me, sorry Trish."
Matt- "Ok, now what were you planning to do Hurricane?"
Hurricane- "Oh yes that's right, I was about to use my super human strength to run down the door, so if you all could stand back."
Trish- "This should be interesting."
(Hurricane runs at the door, but it still doesn't budge)
Hurricane- "Oh no my powers, they're gone."
Trish- "Really, No kidding, well that's a surprise."
Austin- "BEER, I NEED BEER." (Now starting to twitch.)
Trish- (Ignoring Austin) Just face it, you never had super powers and you aren't a super hero. Wow Edge, even in the dark you still glow."
Jeff- "Ok how about we all chill and. . .
Hurricane- "No she's right for once in her life, I'm not a super hero and never will be."
Lita- "Oh come on now, you just lost your powers because of the . . . a . . . storm and all."
Hurricane- "Well maybe you're right and maybe you're wrong, all I. . .
Molly- "Wait, did you all hear that."
(Everyone listens closely as they hear a faint voice coming from the ground)
Angle- (talking very quietly) "Nooooo, mommy don't throw him away, Clayvis! We'll always be together no matter what happens, I'll find you again someday."
Edge- "Well at least we know how his brain operates now, kinda scary if you think aboot it."
Trish- "I don't ever wanna know what he dreams aboot."
(Angle starts to mumble again in his sleep)
Angle- "Hi Trish, you're looking really gorgeous today, wow that outfit looks really great on you."
Trish- "Like ewwwwww, gross. That's it I'm gonna wake him up right now before I really start to get sick." (She then kicks Angle in the head, but to everyone's surprise he is still in his little dream world.)
Lita- "I think he likes that Trish, try a little harder next time."
Molly- "Well I do hate to interrupt, but I think we need a way to escape before anything else occurs."
Edge- "Dudes, she's right we need to figure oot a way to get outta here. (Leaning against the door)
(It then swings wide open revealing the outside)
Hurricane & Edge- "Whoa, wassupwitdat?"
Jeff- (Running out and kissing the ground) "Yes we're free, we're free, ew I just kissed something slimy and disgustin and it wasn't Trish either." (Getting up and noticing something a few feet away from them) What is that?"
Molly- "Oh my. . .
Lita- "Whoa!"
Matt- "What the. . .
Edge- "Dudes!"
Hurricane- "Wowzires!"
(Angle finally waking up)- "Ekkkkkk, Clayvis!!"
Trish- "What in the world. . .
Austin- "BEER?"
So what'd ya think, corny? Stupid? I duno reviews would help me out a lot.
