He is like those guys you see in those catalogs, you know smiling,looking all sexy and unattainable. With his sexy uncontrollable bronze hair and that light scattering of stubble. Oh god that stubble!

Unattainable...Which is exactly what he is, to me and any other woman in the universe.

Well except for one.

That would be Mrs Tanya Cullen, his wife.

I hate her and not just because of her last name or the humongous rock on her finger. You should see that thing, hell I bet you you can see it from space!

No the reason I hated her was because after hearing why I moved back home she decided out if the goodness of her heart to donate me her old clothes that and I quote 'I was going to donate to the salvation army and I thought I would just bring them over here, saves you a trip' she makes my blood boil. errrrrrgg

According to Charlie she married Edward straight out of high school before they went of too college, together.

I'm thinking she wanted it signed, sealed and on show to keep any of the other ivy league gold diggers away from her man. Oh didn't I mention he went to Harvard, well she did too but what the hell ever.

I haven't spoke To her since her 'donation' to my jobless and homeless cause. And her husband well I've never spoken to him.

So I guess that makes me crazy for all these thoughts and feelings I get about him, but I just can't help it.