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Slight OOCness

Sorry for any grammar mistakes, my editor wasn't able to read this chapter.


August 6th 2010,

Another chaotic day at the Nordics house. Nothing is ever normal around here, something is always off. I woke up this morning feeling well rested. When I walked downstairs, Sweden was cooking breakfast. I said hello and he said hello back.

Normal morning, right? Wrong, Sweden was wearing a pink apron with little puppies all over it. Worse of all, he was wearing just the apron. So I looked at him and ask what he was wearing and he just stares at me. It was really creepy.

A few minutes later, breakfast was ready. Everyone sat at the table...but wait, Denmark came running down the stairs singing"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a rid on your disco stick." I'm sorry Denmark, but I burst out laughing when you did that. But then, he came into the kitchen in a towel that is about to come completely off. When Norway walked down and started to yell; Denmark picked Norway up, put him in a chair, straddled him, and continued to sing "Don't think too much just bust that kick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

Now that's a catchy song, but when you see a drunk that is sitting on top of Norway, in a stripping position, whose towel just fell off, you gotta admit that it is disturbing.

I guess the afternoon was fine, besides the fact that Sealand kept asking me where babies come from. Denmark was laughing at how red my face was, and I cursed him out. I don't curse that often, so it was a shock to him. Finland was upset with me, though. Apparently I am not allowed to use that language in front of Sealand. It ruins his innocence. Pfft, I bet France had a little "chat" with him when he had to see England.

I don't want to know why France was at England's house...

Later in the night was when it got really chaotic. Finland was getting tired and he didn't want to walk upstairs. Suddenly, Denmark came out of nowhere and gave Finland a piggy-back ride. Sweden was not happy. Denmark started to run around the house with the poor, scared, Fin on his back. Finland was so frightened that Sweden pulled out a gun and started shooting at Denmark. Denmark then drooped Finland onto the hard, cold, marble floor and ran off.

While I was asleep, I could hear Sweden and Finland "screwing loose bolts". I couldn't sleep, they're all so loud! They could at least kick me out when they want "happy, fun time."

Anyway, time to look at comments.

Quรจbec's comment:

Hello Jokull

Iceland replies:

Hello...ummm Quebec? I'm sorry, but what country are you? You sound familiar, but I can't seem to remember who you are.

Denmark's comment:

WoW! I didn't know that Jokull was your name, it sounds like Joker. Ha! Are you serious?

Anyway, didn't Norge look hot today without his shirt?

You want to go drinking later? It'll be fun!

Iceland replies:

Yeah, I haven't told anyone yet. Just decided on it a few days ago. I'll tell Norway tomorrow. Shut up! My name means "glacier". Serious about what?

I don't look at my brother that way. Perv

Touch Nor in anyway that makes him feel uncomfortable and I'll castrate you with a rusty spoon.

No, you know I don't drink. Remember what happened last time?

candyXkyo comment:

ICELAND! :D ur sooo cute! (in a hot guy sort of way lol) anyway WHO IN THE WORLD DO YOU LIKE? TELL ME! and i'm glad you don't have those feelings for your brother ^-^ brotherly love can have it's own quirks, no? -evil laugh-and thank you iceland! OH! and before i forget, what's your puffin's name again? and did you ever find out why there were hairs in your food? and what's ur puffin doing all the way in Germany? OH! TELL GERMANY AND PRUSSIA I SAID HI AS WELL! ^/^ thank you! GRACIAS!

Iceland replies:

-blush- really? Thank you. Will you promise you won't tell them? I love my brother, but as a brother. Nothing more.* Yep, we made cake once and Norway accidentally spilled flour on my head. My puffin is named Puffy. What? I was still a child, looked about three years old when I named him. It was a cat. Greece and Japan will be very disappointed. I don't know, he wanted a friend? I will, you're welcome chika.

Luna and Star comment:

Iceland~You're so cool! And awesome! We don't think your accent is weird! It's cute. Don't feel so self conscious...hehehe =)

Iceland replies:

-blush- thank you. Really? That's very nice. I don't like my accent, it's hard to understand.


Authors note:

*= I don't support the incest. NorIce will just be brotherly love.

I don't know about you, but I would like to see a certain Dane in nothing but a towel.

I wonder who Iceland likes...