A/N: new chapter.

Chapter 3 : What Happened Last Night?


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Ryan got up and walked into the bathroom. He started to use it. When he heard something growl. He turned around looking in the eyes of a beast. He immediately ran out, his pants still around his ankles. He didn't see Troy who was sleeping on the floor of the villa's entrance, and tumbled on top of him. Troy woke up from his sleep. "What the fuck! Watch where your going next time, and can you please pull your pants up? I don't want to see your junk." Troy sat up, rubbing his eyes. "THERE'S A LION IN THE BATHROOM!" Ryan spit out, ignoring everything Troy just said. Troy got up, walking towards the restroom. "If I go in here, and your bullshitting me, I am going to strangle you with my bare hands." Troy opened the door. "Holy shit! There's a lion in there!"


"What's going on?" Chad asked as he started towards the bathroom. "I wouldn't…"Ryan started. "Its just a bathr… Why is there two lions in the bathroom?" Troy looked at him. "There's two? Well that explains the blood."

"Guys I can't find Zeke!" Jason blurted as he entered the room, out of breath. "He's probably eating breakfast or something." Troy said leaning against the wall. "No, he's not. He's no where to be found, I checked everywhere." Jason said as he started to panic. "Let's calm down, and think." Troy said lifting his hand up to rub his temple. He stared at his wrist for a second. "Why was I in the hospital last night?" He asked looking at everyone who just stared. "What are you talking about?" Chad asked, he paused. "Guys am I missing a molar?" Troy looked in his friends mouth, stifling a laugh. "Yeah, how'd you do that?"

"I don't know…I can't." there was a sound that sounded like a small child crying. "What…the fuck…is that?" Jason asked as all four guys looked around. "Its coming from the closet." Troy said as he reached to open the door. "What if it's a trap? What if Zeke's trying to scare us. Or worst something freaky is in there and its going to kill us all!" Ryan asked, his eyes getting wide. "Maybe your watching to much TV." Troy said opening the door. He laughed. "Its just a baby." he said picking the baby up and giving it to Ryan. "it's a boy." Ryan said with a smile. "Okay, so we have this baby but we don't have Zeke. Whoa! Chad is that a wedding band?" Troy said pointing to Chad's left ring finger. "That can't be possible. I didn't get married last night…did I?"

"Does anyone remember a thing that happened last night?"

"We took some shots of Jagermeister in Chad's room." Ryan began.

"Then we went to eat dinner at the restaurant." Jason pitched in.

"Then we went to the casino. And after that its all a blur." Chad finished up. "There's got to be some kind of clue." Troy said looking at Chad's new wedding band It appeared to have some sort of engraving. "Chad what does your band say?"

"Uhm… I got married at Happy Happy Chapel."

"There we go! So, we can visit the hospital and then this chapel and ask them if they've seen Zeke!" Troy said grabbing his shoes, and bolting out of the hotel room.


They waited out in the front of the hotel for the valet to get back with their car. "Uhm, Troy, I think now's a good time to tell you that my father doesn't want you driving the car." Ryan said as he rocked the baby. "Your father wouldn't know the difference. And why do you have the baby with you?"

"Well what else are we supposed to do with it? We can't leave Alejandro by himself."

"Alejandro? Really?"

"Yep, after the song by Lady Gaga."

"Here's your car, officers." The valet said as he got out of a police cruiser. "Don't say shit. Just get in." Troy instructed more towards Ryan than the other two. They all piled in. Troy in the drivers seat, Chad in the passenger seat and Ryan, Jason, and 'Alejandro' in the back. "Isn't this illegal?" Jason asked getting worried. "Would you just live a little? I mean relax. And to the unknown, we're in the force. Well at least me and Chad are in the force. You and Ryan plus Alejandro are under custody." Troy said as he pulled into the street. He looked at all the cars in front of him that sat bumper to bumper. "DAMN IT!" he said banging his hands against the steering wheel. He looked over at the sidewalk. A smile coming to his face. He looked on the dashboard, finding the siren and turning it on, as he drove up on the sidewalk. "WHAT THE FUCK TROY?" Chad asked watching people duck and cover. "Are you crazy?" Jason asked from the backseat. Alejandro started to cry. "No, no, ssssh. Ssssh!" Ryan said trying to hush the young child. Troy grabbed the walkie-talkie/intercom, pushing the button. "Attention. Attention. Move. Cops coming through. I repeat please disperse. You sir in the green. Please move. You with the red hair. Yeah you. Get your kid. He's almost ran into me. You ma'am in the zebra print dress. You have an extraordinary rack." the blonde woman smiled at him and he winked as he put the walkie-talkie down, smiling to himself. "Man, forget being a sales manager. I should've been a cop."

"Cops, or married men in general, don't compliment woman on their racks." Jason said giving Troy a look. "Or flirt." Ryan pitched in. "This cop and married man does. I just complimented her on a gift she was oh so very blessed with. A compliment isn't bad. Plus I love my wife. More than anything. Damn sure more than you guys right now."

"Whoa! Did the word love come out of Troy Bolton's mouth?" Chad teased.

"I didn't know that was in your vocabulary." Jason said chuckling. "Ha ha. Very funny. Ha ha. Fuck you." Troy said as he pulled off of the sidewalk. "Guys, I don't want to interrupt your conversation, but I'm afraid Alejandro made a mess."

"Can't you clean it up or something?" Troy asked not looking back. "Uhm…you need diapers and wipes for this mess." Ryan said as Alejandro started crying. "There's a store up here, they should have one of those diaper machine things. Can you handle it on your own?" Troy asked as he pulled into the parking lot. "I think so." Ryan said as he exited with Alejandro.


"We're about a mile away from the hospital, and one step closer to finding Zeke." Troy said as he looked at the GPS on his cell phone to locate the hospital. "Does anyone else have one of these wrist things?" Troy asked looking at his best friends. "Nope, just you."

"So, let me get this straight." Troy began as he found a small empty notepad and pen, taking notes. "We're missing Zeke. And in his place we have this kid."

"Alejandro." Chad and Jason said in unison. Troy nodded. "Alejandro. And we found out that Ryan's terrified of lions, I was in the hospital, Chad is missing a molar, and he's now a married man. Jase, you have nothing going on?"

"I guess…what's this." Jason asked as he looked at the back seat where a small white thing sat. "That's my molar!"

"Eww! Jase you just touched Chad's tooth!" Troy said laughing. Ryan opened the car door. "To the hospital we go!"


"Look Dr. Thompson, I don't want to be a nuisance. I really don't. but your leaving me with no choice here, all I want is for you to answer some questions, and then my friends and I will be out of your hair for good." Troy said as he looked into the doctor's eyes. "Fine. Walk with me though."

"Okay, so why was I here in the first place?"

"You came in with a concussion. Nothing to serious. Oh and extremely bruised ribs. We had to bandage you up. And when your blood work came back, and there was some Rohypnol in your system. "

"Rohypnol?"

"Yeah, the street name is roofies. It's a date rape drug. Causes memory loss."

"So are you saying I was raped last night?" Dr. Thompson looked through his files.

"No, no you weren't, but you did have the drug in your system."

"Okay…who was all here with me?"

"The people your with now. Minus the baby and plus some huge beefy guy."

"Did he have black hair and respond to the name of Zeke?" Ryan asked. "Yes he did. Anything else gentleman? I have patients to deal with."

"Yeah, did you over hear us talk about anything?"

"Yeah, you talked about coming from the best wedding ever since some Gabriella chick. And how hot this Taylor chick was."

"Wedding, do you know where Happy Happy Chapel is?" Troy asked trying to get out of this place. "Yeah, its on the corner of 'Get a map' and 'go fuck yourself'. I'm not your damn tour guide. Now if you don't mind I will like to get back to my job." Dr. Thompson walked away. Troy looked at his friends. "Did anyone else want to beat up the doc, or was it just me?"

"I found him very helpful." Ryan said rocking Alejandro. "Let's just go find this chapel." Troy said pulling out his phone and searching for directions.


"Why didn't we try to call Zeke?" Jason asked as he watched Troy dialing a number. Troy slammed on breaks, making everyone jerk forward and the cars behind them honk their horns in protest. "Wait…you're telling me that you looked all around the hotel, but you didn't bother to call him?"

"Well calling him wasn't on my mind."

"Panicking was on your damn mind!" Troy said as he deleted the number he just typed and typed Zeke's cell phone. "Hello?" an Asian accented voice said. "Your not Zeke!" Troy yelled into the phone. "No. I You."

"Your me? What?"

"No. I You."

"What? Is your name You?"

"Yes, I You."

"Okay, do you have a last name?"

"You Lee."

"Can I call you Lee?"

"Yes."

"Okay, Lee, why do you have my friend Zeke's phone."

"You Lee is stuck in trunk. Phone was in trunk."

"Damn it! Well do you know what trunk you are?"

"No. it is dark, and uh oh."

"Uh oh? Why uh oh?"

"Phone go bye bye." The line went dead. "Damn it! Some dude is stuck in a trunk of a car, which could be our car, with Zeke's phone." Troy pulled into the parking lot of the Happy Happy Chapel. "Let's just hurry and find Zeke so we all can go home."

"What about Alejandro?" Ryan asked.

"Leave him in the car, we'll be in then out."

"We can't leave a baby in the car Troy!" Chad protested. "He'll be fine, I cracked the windows."


They entered the chapel, "Oh look at these bastards. You come back to see Frankie. Give me a hug." Frankie said as he hugged everyone. "Did you do all the marriage…stuff?" Chad asked. "Yes, last night you, your friends, and another friend that isn't here right now, came and you got married to Taylor. You don't remember? You were so happy."

"Wait, Zeke was here?"

"Yes, yes. Zeke, he was best man." Frankie said as he put a toothpick in his mouth. "So, Frankie let's talk." Troy said as Frankie pulled them to the desk. "Coco puff, got get the stuff." Frankie instructed to his assistant and wife. "Okay, so talk to me, Troy."

"Okay...last night we fucked up. We got drugged with roofies, and can't remember shit."

"Roofies? You got raped?"

"No, we didn't, it was just slipped to us somehow. Anyway, we can't find Zeke and now we know that he was with us at this wedding. What time did Chad and Taylor get married?"

"uhm, I'd say around 2 in the morning."

"Two. Okay…so what's in the box?" Troy asked pointing to the box Frankie's wife set in front of them. "Oh all the stuff you ordered. I got calendars, coffee mug, baseball cap. Oh and album."

"With you and Taylor's pictures on them," Troy said as he looked through the box. "Holy shit! You even got personalized condom packages! Where were these when me and Gabi got married? Maybe I would of actually used condoms." Troy said as he took the box giving it to Ryan. Chad wouldn't speak. "Obviously, Frankie, my buddy Chad here is kind of freaking out about this whole marriage deal. So do you do annulments?"

"Of course, breaks my heart. But I can't do it with just him, I need the chick too."

"Do you have her address?"


Troy opened the trunk putting the box inside. "I can't deal with this. I say we burn all this shit, and the cop car." Chad said pacing nervously. "Whoa! Burn it? Who the hell are you?"

"I don't know anymore. Apparently I'm a person who marries complete strangers. I'm done with this shit. I hate all this shit. And I hate this mug. I don't even drink coffee!" Chad threw the mug on the ground. "What the duck man!" Ryan said dodging the ceramic shards. "Look, I'm your best friend, I have a wife and kid to look after, I'm all up for secrecy, okay? But I'm not going to burn a fucking cop car? I want to live with my family, not have them visit me every weekend when I'm in the slammer!" Troy said closing the trunk. "Let's just go find this Taylor chick."

They all piled in the car finding Alejandro asleep. Troy put the key in the ignition as a yellow Honda pulled up. Two guys exiting one with a bat. "WHERE IS HE?" The one with the bat yelled as he smashed the window. "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Troy yelled as Alejandro started screaming. "Get out of the car! Right now! I'm gonna beat your ass! WHERE IS HE?" The guy said again. Troy looked at his friends who just sat there scared shitless. "THIS IS BULLSHIT! Look maybe we're looking for the same guy." The man bashed the window again. Almost breaking in.

A/N: that's the end of the chapter. (: