Cahpter 3: Fun at Jail
Upon arriving at the jail, the cops shot Josh with a taser. And then later when the effectis had weared off they went out of jail. After they told the police their story.Because in califonia it is a felony to pee on someone. So they went after snoop dogg and let the people go. And then they finaly catched him and he peed on them.and then he runned away. After he runned away, the police was wet and then he steled the police's car. And drove it into a lake of poop.and then later that day when the polices got their car back it smelled like wet poop because it had been inside of wet poop. (Hey, if you're actually reading this, please review!)
"You're too old to be hula-hoopin'" said Josh.
"No I'm not! Really, really old people hula-hoop!" said Walter.
All this occurred after they had got out of jail and went to Wal-Mart. And Walterd was hula-hooping because he was escited to get out of jail. As they was leavin Wal-Nart, Megan saw a Mexican or fiveā¦and she said:
"What up, Mexican?"
And he said:
"Whajubabhul ta-tunga tonna-jabgababah. Yo tengo un gato del fuego in mis pantalones!!"
And she says:
"I'm callin' border control, cause I don't like Mexcians. they give me the heebie-jeebies."
So border patrol arrived at Wal-Fart and picked up a thousand and two hundred and a half Mexicans and put them all in a pick-up truck. Then drove down to Texas and flung them across the border with a big sling-shot.
No he's not dead, they shot him with pee.
So after everybody got over the border then Wal-Kart had no people in it. And half the country was empty, and global warming stopped in the usa because Mexicans have poisonous toes and they cause global warming. Because cheese is pretty yummy if yo hungary and poop stinks most of the time. Also dolphins have magical tongues. So after that everybody ent home from everwhere and chilled watchin the hamster doin backflips off the door. So mcdonalds cooked a deer and ate tires.
