Hello! I'm glad to see you back for another round of Sasuke Bashing!! XD I hope everyone is ready for this! Before we begin though I'd like to say we except your fangirlish flames, actually I hope I get one because it will be used to roast Sasuke like a marshmallow. And if you wish to roast him too simply write the word FLAME at the end of your review or AS you review. I'm not picky.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, at all. And even if I did I don't think I'd kill of Sasuke, because then who would we get to make fun of?
This
story is by lostsockzindryer34
(I
didn't add to your story because I thought it was ahmayzing as it
is, if you would like anything changed PM me okay? Oh and feel free
to send more than one story!!)
ONTO THE BASHINGS!!
One
day, Sasuke Uchiha was sulking in the corner when Itachi
magically
appeared (as Itachis do) in front of him. "I kill
you!" Sasuke screamed, not
caring for grammar, as he jumped
up, clutching a random knife. Itachi didn't
move, didn't blink.
Then he fell backwards, revealing the real Itachi hiding
behind
the decoy Itachi. "Little brother, I have finally found a way to
defeat
you," Itachi said. Sasuke blinked. Wait, wasn't he
supposed to say that?
Anyway, Itachi made a lot of complicated
hand signs. "Shut the Hell Up no
Jutsu!" he growled.
"What the he" before Sasuke could finish, Itachi slammed
a
bucket over his head. "Whoa! Who turned out the lights!"
Sasuke yelled. Itachi
then disappeared in a cloud of swirling red
smoke (HOUDINI!). "Get back here
Itachi! So I kill you!"
Sasuke's voice was metallic sounding. Then Naruto
entered,
carrying a box of instant ramen, eight forks, and a stuffed
kangaroo
named Boxers. "Whoa, bucket head! Where's
Sasuketeme?" Naruto asked. Sasuke
growled. "I am
Sasukete I mean Sasuke!" the chickenhaired boy we all know
and
coughhatecough stated. Utter silence. A cow could be heard in
the background.
Suddenly, Naruto burst out laughing. Sasuke
scowled. Then Naruto recieved the
most devious of devious ideas.
Pulling out a random magic marker, Naruto
scribbled on Sasuke's
bucket. The end result was a funny looking face and "I
R
Stoopid" in block letters. God knows if it was planned or
Naruto's own
stoopidity. Der... "Hey, what'd you just do!"
Sasuke cried out, trying to get
the bucket off his head. Naruto
was convulsing on the floor, Boxers squished
between his left
buttcheek and the tiles. "Get this off my head!"
Sasuke
lunged forward, only to trip over Naruto. This made Naruto
laugh even harder
and soon the blonde blacked out. Totally
unaware, Sasuke stumbled and
struggled to get out the door. And
so, Sasuke Uchiha began his blundering
journey through Konoha,
looking for God knows what. He tripped over rocks,
knocked over
small children, wandered into ladies bathrooms (Karin was there
so
that just made it 10x worse), and slammed into walls. All in all, it
was
pretty funny to see.
