Edward's POV

"Bella, I really can't stand Mike."

"I know, Edward. Just be nice," she sighed.

In the distance, I heard Mike's footsteps. I pushed Bella up the stairs. I had an idea

Mike's POV

I just wasn't going to give up. I knocked on Bella's door. Instead of her opening, a young child opened the door. "Hello. You must be Mike," the young girl said in a piercingly high tone. It seemed too clear for a child of her age.

"How-" She cut me off by yelling.

"Moooooommmmmm!!!" She screamed.

"Mom?!?" I asked, bewildered. Bella just couldn't be a mom. She had a perfect, flat stomach. She always has.

"Hi, honey," Bella replied.

"Hello," The girl and I both responded.

"Bella was speaking to Nessie," Edward practically growled. I blushed and looked down. "I don't growl. Don't think of my WIFE like that." He emphasized the word 'wife' when he spoke. How did he know…?

Bella's POV

This was going just as planned. I was in the kitchen laughing as silently as possible. Mike walked in, hurt in his eyes.

"Bells? Is that really your daughter?" He asked, baffled.

"No, Mike." A wave of relief washed across his face. "We stole her. She belongs to the Boogey Man," I spat.

With that, Mike walked out of the house with his shoulders sagging. Edward laughed evilly. Why was he laughing…? He quickly answered my question by showing me Nessie. She was quietly following Mike, intending to scare the crapola out of him, as she would say.

Mike's POV

I could have sworn someone/something was following me. I stole looks behind me, thinking I was just paranoid because of Edward's murder intending looks. I sat down on a huge rock for a moment to think. "Bella does love me," I thought. Edward and Nessie popped out from behind me.

"No she doesn't." Edward smiled smugly.

"I don't know what you refer to," My knees shook.

"Oh lay off it, Mike," Nessie smirked. I was officially scared of the baby and her (shudder) father.