Title: What REALLY Happened After Gundam Wing

By: Incubus Kitten

Disclaimer: Everyone together now: Gundam Wing is not mine!

Warning: More like a note. Apparently I wrote this over 6 months ago and forgot all about it! How the hell did that happen, I have no idea, but it did. I remember now, but when I first found it, I was all like 'What the hell is this?' and as it turns out, I wrote this in summer school. (All the painful memories flooding back) *sob* Anyway, to make a long warning short, the time is 6:37 am. Yup. I'm still nocturnal.

After taking them all home.all fourteen of them.I began to truly believe that yes there was a god, and that he did hate me. At least they're quiet.too quiet. I thought.

"What are you doing? Where are all of you?" No response. Where the hell is everyone?

"Hello?"

Oh my God, they've killed each other. I thought, almost worriedly. No. I'd never get that lucky. I laughed to myself as I went into the dining room.

I set the table using only plastic plates, forks and spoons (It saves money and they can't really hurt themselves) and called them all down. No one answered. Now I was getting scared. I shouted to them as I ran up the stairs and almost had a heart attack.

"NO!"

Heero had Relena in a headlock and while she was turning blue, Heero kept going on about how he can't kill her and how that was all about to change. Duo was sitting on Hilde, screaming something about Skittles. I suspected a cracked rib, the poor thing is so skinny. Trowa was in the corner while Catherine was hurling anything within her reach at him. Dorothy was stabbing Quatre and Timmy at the same time with a pen while Sally was beating Wufei with a bat repeatedly shouting 'Who's weak now, huh? Who's weak now bitch!?'

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

They all stopped instantly, except Heero and Dorothy. It appeared that they were having too much fun and I would have let them, but...

"You two, stop it now!"

The most I could do was to just let Relena breathe and put some peroxide on Quatre's wounds. I then sent them downstairs to the table and under the threat of no dessert, Duo flew toward the dining room. I was ready to join them when I stopped suddenly Wait I thought panicked Four of then are M.I.A. Hmmm. I went into the bathroom and found that Treize was brushing his hair

"Oh, good evening."

"Hi."

"I need to ask you a very serious question, Katherine."

"Shoot."

"Does - and be honest - does my hair look better parted on the left side? Or the right?"

I just kind of stared at him trying to figure out who was dumber; him for asking, or me for answering. It was a draw.

"Neither. Brush it straight back. Dinner is ready."

"Alright. I'll be down in a few minutes. Thank you for your assistance."

"Yeah."

I left him to his grooming and wondered (more like dreaded) if I'd ever become like them. Not that it mattered, I had three more to find.

"Zechs? Noin? Une?"

.Nope. Nothing. Let me try again.

"Milliardo? Lucrezia? Anne?"

Sure enough, I got two of the three responses. I found Une and Zechs on the sofa rocking back and forth whispering 'Who am I?' I told them to go to the table and I found Noin hiding in the kitchen trying to carve 'Zechs' into her arm. After I wrestled with her for the knife I sat them all down and they started eating (Duo on his second plate).

"I'm almost afraid to ask, but how was everyone's day?" (AN: Here's where I get lazy, but I went brain-dead a long time ago)

Heero: I almost completed my TRUE mission.

*Relena glares at Heero*

Treize: Well, I ran out of hair gel, and rose scented bath beads. Lady, will you go get me some more tomorrow?

Une: Yes. Will there be anything else, Your Excellency?

Duo: Maybe you could pick up some chocolate cake for me!

Une: Never! Death to the Gundam pilot!

Duo: I am death.

Noin: You keep eating the way you do, and you'll meet him soon enough.

*Une grabs her head suddenly and takes off her glasses*

Anne: Of course. Will there be anything else?

I was stunned What the. I wondered. Wow, I really got the wackos. At least Poke'mon isn't off the air yet. By that time, I should have changed my complete identity. Maybe I'll go blonde and move to Oregon.

Dorothy: Quatre, when we are finished here, do you want to go upstairs and play? *Quatre cringes in fear*

Or Texas. No, I would be able to survive the heat. Northern California might be nice.

Noin: Zechs, maybe we can do a little playing of our own. Zechs: Noin? What are you saying Noin? I don't understand you. Are you hinting at something? I'm just so confused.

Catherine: What about you Katherine? Hey! We have the same name!

I wouldn't look right as a blonde. Maybe I'll go red again. "Uh? Wha."

Sally: What did you do today?

"Nothing. You were all there."

Relena: Really?

"Yes. Look, finish your dinner and if you're all real good, I'll take you all to the movies."

While they ate, I went outside so that I could just breathe. Okay sure, they were all a little special, but nonetheless, they were mine (No they're not. That's why I'm writing shitty fics like this one *sob*)

But for right now, I just wanted to pretend my world was still sane.

AN: Yeah.this chapter sucked too.that's because it required thought/time. I doubt I'll do another one. Too much shit going on right now all at once to concentrate on that. But here's where I am beginning to bargain for no apparent reason. As of now, I'm giving people free plugs on their stories (Depending on which ones I've read). I feel somehow, that it's only right that I do this. Don't ask why, you already ask too many questions. "Why is this girl writing this crap?", "How many minutes of my life have I lost just by reading this?", "Where does she live so I can kill her.?". All these questions will be answered, in due time.

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