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Chapter 3

"What have you done to my soldiers!?" Yells a pissed off Admiral after Luffy fried their minds.

"They started it!" Luffy laughs back only pissing the Admiral off even more. The Admiral grabs his massive war blade planning to slice Luffy in half.

"Stay your blade Admiral!" A man wearing huge silver armor with gold trim and a golden eagle on his shoulder. Slung along this man's back was a Hammer as tall as the man himself. The man is two inches taller than Garp, "These men have almost single handedly defeated an entire orc invasion, and you want to kill them? Get over yourself Proudmoore!"

"Uther they just killed some of my finest-"

"They aren't dead," Stated Garp as he picks his nose, "They're just unconscious kind of like those… what do ya call em? Orcs? Over there that are getting up." Upon seeing this Proudmoore lazily gestured his hand sending more marines over to capture the confused orcs.

"Proudmoore go back to your ship last I heard you were supposed to be stationed at Kul'Tiras!"

"Aye-Aye Lord Uther," Bit a certain salty Admiral. Uther then turned to the strawhats.

"Now that that's settled I need you nine to come to my campsite,"

"I don't wanna," pouted Luffy

"I have a fresh boar roasting,"

"We're going guys!" Yells Luffy causing Uther to sweat drop, and the crew to collectively facepalm.

At the campsite

Luffy is busy eating while Uther explains things, "Look I saw you fall from the sky… IT'S THE UNDEAD!" Yells Uther as he casts holy light on Brooke who just now made his presence known.

"Ahh how refreashing, and I'm not undead, I ate a devil fruit that gave me the chance to have a second life. However I was lost trying to get back to my own body and wandered as a soul for forty years trying to recover my own body. Ohh the humiliation I could cry, except I have no eyes, SKULL JOKE!" Said a newly Nami fisted Brooke.

"Ahh well, back to the point, I saw you fall from the sky so I assume you are not of this world."

"That would be correct Soldier-san," Answered Robin.

"As you are all Human," He glares at Brooke, "Ish, it is my responsibility as a paladin of the silver hand to escort you to the capital. However since there is a third war brewing with the orcish horde, I must ask you to help save humanity. If it was just this war I wouldn't ask, but I have a very bad feeling about the years to come." Requested Uther.

This time Garp was nodding, and Luffy said, "How long will this take, because I want to be the pirate king!" Earning a 'Fist of Love' from Garp.

"Pirates huh? I have the authority to pay you well for your assistance," Uther stated when he saw the greed enter only the orange haired girl's eyes he thought he lost his bid there.

"Luffy," said Nami in her 'I want something' voice, "Tell me you're going to help these poor people!" Zoro nodded, "I don't like the feeling I have, and maybe we should join forces."

"Okay it's settled old man! We're going to help, but we're not heroes. Heroes have to share their meat."

"And sake," Added Zoro

"And cola," Franky sounded off

"Idiots," muttered Nami

"GUYS! WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!"

"I've suddenly developed a case of ICantGoOnThisIslandanosis,"

"That sounds serious, where's the inflamed area? Wait this is a continent not an island so you're fine! Plus you're already on it! LIAR!" deduced Chopper.

"By the Light! That reindeer can speak!" Exclaimed Uther

"I'm not a reindeer! Oh wait yes I am,"

Several introductions later

"Alright I need two of you to defend Strahnbrad. Its current state is overrun with orcs. Now I have my own pupil, the prince of Lorderon, Arthas moving in to defend the city. The remainder of you will accompany me to the forward camp and help set up the defenses." Stated Uther.

"I fail to see how you would need more than me alone," Zoro said while conveniently forgetting his track record with directions. "Because you can't go twenty feet without getting lost moss head!"

"What was that shitty cook?"

"You heard me crappy swordsman!"

"I'm going to cut you curl cues!"

"Bring it three sword dumb shit!" Sanji and Zoro finally get into a fight again,

"Would the both of you please KNOCK IT OFF?!" Screamed Nami as she pummeled both of them, "Now Luffy and Robin will go take care of the town, while the rest of us go help Uther-san," At that everyone agreed and went their ways. Robin almost forgetting the map, but gracefully getting it without letting anyone know she forgot it in the first place.