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Yao woke up early in the morning. He yawned and looked around his surroundings. The Chinese man rubbed his eyes and continued to look. He has no idea where the hell he was. The man looked besides him and saw some girl next to him.

'Oh...It's one of those nights again...' Yao thought, 'Better get out of here before she makes me breakfast or something aru.'

Suddenly that girl turned over and snuggled next to Yao. The olde man tensed up but before he can even rudely wake up the girl, he found it it was only Meimei. The long haired man relaxed and cuddled next to his girl, but he knew he had to leave right now. The man grumbled as he got out of bed and walked near the window. He opened it only to be greeted by cold wind. Yao looked back at Meimei and said a quiet good bye as he jumps out the window.

Yao landed on the ground without hurting himself. The Chinese stood up straight and casually walked out of the neighborhood and into town. Yao shoved his hands in his pockets and stood in front of some pharmacy. He waited there for his friend to show up, but after 30 minutes that man grew tired of waiting. Yao was about to leave, but he stopped when he heard someone jogging up to him.

The older man turned around and saw Alfred running up to him with a bag of potato chips in his arms. The Yankee grinned and offered a chip to his buddy. Yao decline the offer and the two began to walk together aimlessly.

"So..." Alfred began as he ate a chip, "I heard Arthur and Francis got caught by the CIA."

Yao nodded and said, "Yeah, apparently they did. It's sad aru."

Alfred watch as Yao got out his cigarette and began to light it. Yao puffed out smoke and continued to talk, "I don't get why they joined with that Danish guy."

The blonde man shrugged and waved at some cute girls walking by them. He turned to face Yao and replied, "Arthur and Francis's business is really shitty now a days. They needed extra money, I heard."

"Mathias won't pay them enough now because they got caught."

Alfred took a hand full of chips and threw the empty back onto the ground, "I guess so. By the way, how you doin?"

Yao blew smoke out of his nose and held onto his cigarette, "Good, I guess...Nothing new really."

"Mmarffm." Alfred said with a mouthful of chips.

"I saw her last night..."

The American guy looked bewildered at Yao's statement. He swallowed his food and asked, "Are you fucking insane?"

His chinky friend shrugged and threw his cigarette behind him, "She took it well. But I think she thought she was dreaming aru."

"No! No! No!" Alfred exclaimed loudly, "You promised Ivan and Kyung Soo you wouldn't show your face at her or any of them!"

"..."

Alfred adjusted his glasses and grinned, "But...Since you aren't doing anything 'illegal' now...I guess I should help you out...Maybeh."

Yao looked surprised. He gave his pal a small smile and asked, "Really..?"

He saw Alfred nod. The blonde guy pulled Yao closer to him and laughed, "Yup! I'm a freakin hero! I should help everyone!"

"Sure..." Yao muttered and then said out loud, "So, since me and you aren't really killing people or linked with the mafia now...You're going to help me with Meimei?"

Alfred shrugged and wiped his greasy hands on his coat, "Sure dude. I mean seriously...You need a girlfriend right now. Just tell me what I can do before I leave with Mattie."

The Chinese and American continued to walk together downtown as they discussed their plan on the Asian family. Yao turned to Alfred and said, "You know where the Nordics are aru?"

The blonde Yankee grinned madly and replied, "Duh."


Meimei nervously stood next to Kiku and Yong Soo. The three of them were in front of the Nordic hide-out where they usually count their money themselves. Hong was held back in HQ by Elizabeta for unknown reasons. The trio looked at each other and nodded. Kiku led Meimei and Yong Soo up a staircase and the two of them continued to walk on the creaky stairway.

The Taiwanese girl looked at the scene in front of them. The hide-out was an abandoned building by the sea port and the scenery was beautiful. Meimei then felt Kiku wrapping his arms around her. She giggled as she felt the Japanese nuzzling her neck lovingly.

"Come on, Meimei...We better finish the mission." Kiku whispered heavily.

Yong Soo made a gagging face and commented, "Come on you love-birds."

The said girl nodded and the three continued their way up the stairs until they got to the roof. There on the old building roof was a big glass window, where they can have a perfect hawk eye on the gang of big-shots.

Down below were the Nordic 5 bosses. The Norwegian, Christopher, his brother from Iceland, Daniel, Mathias from Denmark, and the two men that Hong trusted, Berwald from Sweden, and Tino from Finland. Yong Soo gritted his teeth and tightened his grip on his gun. Meimei sensed how tense her younger brother was so she placed her hand on his. The Korean relaxed and muttered a thank you.

Meimei smiled and turned to look at her boyfriend, "What should we do now?"

Kiku and Yong Soo both turned to look at the Taiwanese. Kiku went into a thinking position and thought for a moment, "How about we do a surprise attack? I have these left over knock-out gas from our last mission that we can still use."

Yong Soo scoffed at his brother and said, "I hope this works, da-ze."

"It will." The Japanese said with confidence and continued on talking as he looked back at the Nordics, "We should at least make some a hole on the glass window and once we do that we can drop the knock-out gas right on them. When they are unconscious we go in immediately, tie them up, and take the money back to HQ."

Kiku waited for a response from the two but didn't hear a thing. The Japanese ignored this and continued on, "That's about it...Hey! I think two of those guys are missing."

"Well someone has good eye-sight."

"Hn."

Kiku froze and whipped his gun out as he turned around. The short man seethed in rage as the Dane man held onto an unconscious Meimei and the Swedish trying to put Yong Soo in a sleep lock, but is failing to do so. Mathias grinned and flung Meimei right onto his shoulder as he pulled out his gun.

"Come on little man." Mathias said in a teasing voice, "Why don't you be a good little Asian and follow me and Berwald here into our hide-out."

Kiku didn't move one bit. He continued to stay in his defensive position. Mathias sighed and turned to look at Berwald, only to find him still struggling with the Korean man. The Danish sighed and stepped forward at Kiku, who only cocked his gun in response. Mathias chuckled and pointed his gun at the unconscious Taiwanese.

"Put that down now! If you know whats good for you."

Kiku lowered his gun and dropped it onto the ground. Mathias smiled in a pleased manner and swiped the Japanese off his feet and flung him onto his other shoulder. Berwald grunted and began to walk down the building and into it. When they got inside Berwald shoved Yong Soo and Kiku onto a couple of chairs and began to tie them up. Mathias carelessly threw Meimei to a corner, which made the two Asian men tensed.

"WATCH IT!" Yong Soo shouted with anger.

"YEAH YOU BAKA!" Kiku shouted as well.

"I don't know what a baka is, but it certainly doesn't sound nice." Said a voice in a bored tone.

The two captured men turned to the side and saw three figures. The first one had silver-white hair. His arms were occupied by a puffin that is wearing a bow-tie. His military coat was deep brown and had matching trousers as well. The thing that caught Kiku's eyes were that his white dress shirt had blood stains splattered all over. His eyes were light sky blue and his face reads no emotion what so ever. The second man besides him was a bit taller. His hair was blonde (and perhaps a floating hair curl..?) and was brushed to the side and on his head was a sailor's hat. He has the same sky blue eyes like the first man, but a bit duller. His outfit only consisted of a dark navy blue dress shirt with a white bow around his neck and black pants.

Yong Soo frowned as he saw the last man. It was none other than the Finnish man himself. Tino smiled at the two and bent down to pet his dog besides him. The blonde man still sports on his white hat. Though his outfit was a bit different from the last time they saw him. Tino's clothes were a light blue polo with green cargoes. The three men walked up to the Asian captives and looked at them.

Tino smiled and greeted, "Ah! Good to see you!"

Kiku narrowed his eyes while Yong Soo glared at Tino. The Korean frowned and spat onto the man's shirt. Mathias gasped with the other three men continued to stay stoic. Tino still smiled. Kiku scanned him and saw that he seemed unfazed by Yong Soo's actions towards him. The blonde laughed in a hearty manner scoped up his tiny puppy.

"That was a good greeting!" Tino exlcaimed, "Although I'm afraid your visit is quite short my Asian friends."

"What do you mean..." Kiku murmured.

Tino's smile widened and nodded his head toward the Norwegian and the Icelander. The two men stepped forward. The blonde stood by Kiku while the silver-white haired man stood besides Yong Soo.

"Give me a gun, Mathias..." The blonde muttered.

Mathias grinned in a sinister way and threw the gun at his friend, "Haha! Be careful Christopher! Hey Daniel! Do you need one too?"

Daniel grunted a yes and Berwald threw his gun at the Icelander. The boyish man caught it and shoved the gun right into Yong Soo's face. Daniel looked at and said, "Brother...Let's just do this right now. Mr. Puffin needs fish."

Christopher nodded and cocked his gun at Kiku. The Japanese man shut his eyes tightly preparing for the shot to be fired.

BANG! BANG!

The Nordic 5 looked surprised. Daniel cried out in pain and held into his hand. Christopher ran towards his brother and bent down besides him as the Icelandic man cringed in pain. Mathias gritted his teeth and looked up for the source of the bullet. By the large window was a man. But not just any man. It was Matthew Williams. The Canadian pointed his gun at Tino and shot his shoulder. Berwald was now definitely alarmed.

"Fuck!" The Dane remarked, "QUICK! GRAB THE CASH YOU CAN GET AND LET'S GO!"

The Nordics grabbed sacks and sacks filled with money and began to flee from the blonde man. Matthew smirked and jumped down from the high ledge. The man landed and walked towards the tied up captives. Yong Soo grinned and Kiku smiled at their savior. Though Matthew just stood there with his arms crossed.

"H-Hey guy! Can you untie us please?" Yong Soo asked as he struggled to get himself free.

Matt shook his head and said, "Sorry. My buddies told me not do to that, eh."

"Why not?" The Korean exclaimed.

"Because, you two might kill us!" a voice commented.

The three men turned and saw Alfred with a familiar looking man besides him. Yong Soo held tears in his eyes and rejoiced as he saw his Aniki. Kiku however only bit his cheek. The Japanese man glared right at the Chinese brother. Yao seemed to notice this so he walked towards the two. Yao bent down to have eye leve contact with his brother.

"How are you aru?"

"The fuck are you still doing here? I thought Meimei injected you!" Kiku spat at him.

Yao frowned and stood back up. The long haired man scanned the area and spotted Meimei still unconscious. He walked up towards the girl and picked her up bridal style. Kiku's eyes widened and began to try to free himself from the rope. The two twin brothers watched amusingly as the Japanese man was fidgeting terribly.

"D-DON'T TOUCH HER!" Kiku shouted.

The Chinese man walked toward the two brothers and told them, "Don't untie them until I get Meimei in a safe place."

Alfred groaned loudly and asked, "How long will that beee?"

Matthew frowned and elbowed his brother and replied to the Chinese, "Sure."

Yao smiled and answered the American's question, "Just wait until I call you guys aru."

Kiku glared hard at his former brother as he began to walk off with his beloved. The Japanese began to flare his legs around and began to shout Japanese curses at the retreating figures. Yong Soo just sat there watching Yao whisking Meimei away to God knows where. The Korean looked over at Kiku and chuckled at his uncharacteristic behavior. His brother has it bad for that girl.


A/N: Tsk Kiku doesnt like Nini that much any more huh? Oh well.

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