Five Hundred Years 3
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Chapter 3: Adorable my ass
"Dimwit! It seems I do have time for you. What do you want?" Genkai asked, standing right behind Yusuke before he could leave.
"I want-hey, what's that?" He asked pointing to the fox.
Genkai looked down and the smirk came back onto her face. "This? It's your new training assignment. If you can keep it for one year without killing it, that is. I want to see how sharp your skills are." She threw the fox at him and he caught it. "Now get out of here!"
"I don't want it!"
"Take it and get off my property." Genkai stated angrily.
Yusuke gave a little growl but relented. "Evil old hag"
"OUT!" She growled giving him a good, old fashioned kick in the butt.
He walked the rest of the way down the stairs after falling down the first set and glared out in front of him, muttering obscenities along the way. He looked down at the little fox in his arms that stared up at him in innocent curiosity and jumped up onto his shoulder, nuzzling him.
He gave a little chuckle. "You know...you are kind of cute...could even be called adorable, I guess..." He glanced over at the fox and smirked. 'This shouldn't be too hard'
The fox nuzzled his face and moved onto the other shoulder before jumping off of him and running around his feet, making him trip over it a couple times.
"Alright you. I'm not going to let you walk all the way home if you're going to trip me." He stated as he picked her up. "What are you anyway? Male or female? I need to give you a name..." He went to check, only he got scratched right across the face. "OW! YOU STUPID FOX! THAT HURT!"
'Duh it hurt, I just clawed into your skin. It's SUPPOSED to hurt!...Stupid pervert...' She glared at him as he dropped her and held his left cheek. She mentally laughed at the expression on his face.
"That isn't funny! It HURT! Grrr" He growled, picking her up and carrying her by the scruff of her neck all the way to his apartment with her squirming and swinging her paws at him. "At least I know your female you stupid fox."
Getting set down after he closed the door, she began to pet her fur down. Hearing a groan in the other room, her ears perked up and she zoomed right by Yusuke's feet and into the next room, stopping on top of a lump. Looking around, she tried to pinpoint where the groan had come from until the ground she was on began to move. She quickly jumped off and stared at the mound on the floor.
Cocking her head to the side, she walked forward slowly, then dove under the blankets. Soon a loud scream could be heard as a brown haired, brown eyed woman flew into the kitchen and onto the table.
"YUSUKE! There's a-a thing in th-the living room!"
Yusuke looked at her curiously before hearing a crash and things being ripped up. 'Oh no...'
He walked into the living room and glared daggers at the fox as she looked over at him and graced him with large innocent eyes. She nuzzled his leg before giving two happy barks, running around in circles, and sitting down by his feet.
"Screw the adorable and cute shit! You're a pain in the ass!" Yusuke yelled, grabbing her by the scruff of her neck yet again and bringing her to his room.
He slammed the door and threw her onto the bed. "What the hell do you think you were doing you little devil?! Do you know how much that stuff costs?! Don't act innocent with me you little ass wipe! You know what you did!"
Her fur stood on end as she gave a low growl.
"Yes, I'm angry! And don't you dare start growling at me! It's your fault the stupid stuff is broken in the first place!" He yelled, voice rising with each word he yelled.
"Yusuke! Kuwabara's here!"
He stormed over to the bedroom door and swung it open. He walked outside and turned around to look at the fox.
"Ruin anything and that furry little ass of yours is as good as dead."
The growl she once had turned in to a snarl as the door slammed shut. She looked around the room with interest once it died down.
"hmmm..." she thought as wandered around the room. She jumped on to a desk and saw a lamp. Knocking it over with her large, bushy tail, she watched as it crashed to the ground. 'whoops! did I do that?'
looking around at the rest of the items in the room, she cocked her head to the side. Over on the right, the curtain moved. 'Hmmm...a new swing...looks fun' her claws stuck out as she jumped and grabbed onto the curtain, flying to the side first before going straight down.
Yusuke's head shot over to his bedroom door as he heard something break, and then rip. 'Damn that little fuzz ball to hell' He quickly went over to his door, leaving Kuwabara by the kitchen.
"Hey, where ya going Urameshi?!" Kuwabara said/yelled as he followed.
"He's probably going after the evil animal he put in there." Atsuko stated as she shivered.
She froze as she heard to stomping footsteps coming towards the room. She mentally cheered and dove under the bed as Yusuke walked in and yelled at her to come out.
'Oh if only...if only...this would be more fun if I had more to damage...' She looked around and sighed before dodging a hand that was searching for her.
"Where could that fuzz ball from hell have gone...?" Yusuke asked irritated as he kept searching.
She ran out from under the bed only to run smack dab into Kuwabara. She looked up and her fur stood on end as he bent down and picked her up.
"He's so cute!"
Yusuke looked up at the comment and glared menacingly at her. "He's a she, Kuwabara. Now give me the evil fuzz ball from hell."
He snatched her away and held her up to his face, making sure she was far enough away this time. "You little piece of shit I'd kill you right now if this wasn't a fucking training session with the master of making you work behind it." He growled as he opened the closet, took everything out and shoved her in, quickly closing the door behind him.
"I dare you to try and get out of that you little shit-face."
'Ohhh I'm going to claw your eyeballs out of your head when I get out of here..!'
To Be Continued...
Psycho Freaks 4EVER
