[I don't remember where I originally got this from, but it became a standard for me. Everyday is like a new episode, everyone is revived]

Fliqpy aimlessly drove around. He got on the motorway, it was less likely that Zachary could escape, though he did doubt Zachary had the sliver of courage to try to.

Zachary stared at Fliqpy.

Every few minutes Fliqpy looked back at him. After a while he got sick of it, "What are you looking at!?"

Zachary jumped. He looked out of the window instead. Fliqpy looked back forwards. He was sick of this. This was boring him, but he had no other ideas other than keep ahold of Zachary until he kills himself, or tries to run, resulting in Fliqpy killing him. He used to be, but now he isn't one to just mindlessly kill. He likes to tease and torture before he does so.

Fliqpy rested his chin on his paw, then something hit him. Does Zachary know about the 'little mess'? "Zachary, do you believe in reincarnation?"

Zachary turned to him, "What? No, that's ridiculous.

Fliqpy grinned, "Not at all?"

"N-no."

Fliqpy was given a new light. He could finally go back to the days before Sniffles' little fuck up, his failed attempt at making everyone invincible. Of course people are scared when Fliqpy terrorizes the town, but now he had a new toy to play with. In fact two, if Daisy is as ignorant as him. Fliqpy jolted the van into the other lane and back, almost hitting another car. Zachary yelped.

Fliqpy laughed, "So, Zack, where do you live?"

"Wha-what!? Why would I tell-"

Fliqpy reached over and grabbed the fur on the back of Zachary's head. He pushed his head into the dashboard, cracking the other lens of Zachary's glasses, and making him squeal, "Ow!"

"Did that feel nice?"

"N-no!"

Fliqpy found a bungee cable in the floor. He picked it up with one paw, "Wanna play a game?"

"N-no, why-"

"Shush. It's called I try to strangle you with this rope while driving at seventy miles per hour, sound fun?"

"No!"

"Then tell me where the fuck you live!"

Zachary hesitated.

Fliqpy reached over and wrapped the cable around Zachary's neck. He pulled the cable while pushing Zachary into the cable with the other paw. Zachary choked and grabbed the cable, trying to pull it away form his neck.

"You want to tell me!?" Fliqpy pulled harder, "You little bitch!"

Zachary tried to say yes, but couldn't get a breath. After a minute more of Fliqpy taunting him Zachary started to stop resisting. Fliqpy stopped, "Fuck! Goddamnit!" He leaned over, and put his paw over Zachary's mouth. He felt Zachary breathing, "Good, he only fainted." Fliqpy looked back forwards. He got Zachary's phone out of his pocket. He thought of something,

"Hey Google."

The phone responded.

"Give me directions home."

"Okay. Your drive to 23 Maple Avenue will be approximately nine minutes." [1]

"And that's why you don't store sensitive data on your phone!" Fliqpy sang. He looked at Zachary, who was slouched in the seat beside him, "It's not your fault you're naive."

Daisy, a green fox, who wears a black sweater and skinny jeans, paced back and forth in the hallway. She didn't know what was going on with Zachary. She kept telling herself "He's a grown man, he handle himself" but keeps remembering so many times where she had to guide him away from screwing something up, one time saved him from almost dropping a ceiling fan on his head. She still doesn't know what happened, she never bothered asking. She keeps remembering how he can't go to the store without a GPS and can't use a toaster without somehow hurting himself. She looked at the clock, two in the morning. "That's it." she said. She tried calling again. She tried twice before, but it went straight to voicemail. This time there was an answer, "Hello!?" she screamed.

Fliqpy responded, "Calm down!"

"Where's Zachary!?"

"He's here, he can't talk though."

"Why not!?"

"First of all, stop shouting! Second of all, I kinda choked him with a rope and he in unconsious."

"Is he dead!?"

A sweet reminder of how it felt when death wasn't normal to people in that town, "No! Why do you care so much?"

"He's my boyfriend, you asshole!"

"Did you know he used to have a boyfriend?"

Daisy stopped in her tracks, "What?... What?"

"Yeah, but he left him for some reason, maybe you?"

Daisy was silent.

"Zachary's ex-boyfriend was really depressed, unfortunately suicide didn't help him much after he moved to this town…"

"Wow… Well... "

"Well he has his heart set on you, he's lucky."

"Thanks…" Daisy took a deep breath, "Speaking of Zachary, don't you fucking hurt him more than you have, dick!"

"Keep talking and I'll shove a fork down his throat!"

The call was cut off. Daisy took the phone from her ear and looked at the screen. 'Call disconnected' was all it said, it wasn't enough. She wanted to know what the lunatic was doing to Zachary. She slammed the landline back on the charging dock. She stared out of the window, they only had one car. Other than a caravan trailer that was under its protective cover, the driveway was empty. She only used it four times. Three with Zachary, who surprisingly didn't let it roll down a hill or something like that. She looked at the phone, and shouted at herself, "Damnit! Just call the cops!" She went over to the phone. She didn't like other people solving her problems, but she had no other choice. Just as she dialled 911 she heard something outside. She looked out the window. She saw the scratch Fliqpy left around the van. She snapped the phone in half over her knee, "You're fucking dead!" She stormed outside, and threw her arms in the air, "Hello, asshole!"

Fliqpy opened the door, "Holy hell!"

"Thanks for that! Where's Zachary!?" She saw him in the passenger seat. She screamed and ran over to the passenger door. She swung the door open. She shook Zachary awake. When Zachary's eyes opened she hugged him, "What did this green cunt do to you!?"

Zachary just groaned. Now that Daisy knew Zachary wasn't dead, she turned to Fliqpy. Her heart skipped a beat. Fliqpy was right behind her, with a knife at paw, he was holding the whole time, "You two are so cute!" he teased in a sing-song tone of voice. Daisy stepped back, "What are you doing!?"

"Not so tough now?" Fliqpy hated being shouted back at, he managed to hold it in this long. He approached the couple.

Daisy grabbed Zachary's paw, and yanked him out of the van.

Fliqpy stopped moving and laughed, "You think you can outrun me?"

Daisy rethought what she was planning to do. Zachary was unable to get his head around what was happening, Daisy was the one freaking out and panicking. Zachary clumsily stood up beside her, rubbing his head with one paw while the other was still being held by Daisy.

As Fliqpy started walking closer to them she started hyperventilating. Her heart started racing, not that it wasn't before, and she stopped thinking straight. One thing she thought of could get her out of this. Running around and trying to get in the van would probably take to long. She too doubted she could out run Fliqpy, and sprinting into the house would only trap her. There was nothing she could throw at Fliqpy. She wasn't going to try to attack him, and she was unwilling to beg. She couldn't talk him out of killing them. She assumed any competent murderer wouldn't leave witnesses. One possible thing that could work was a thought that she shooed away immediately. As Fliqpy grew closer she couldn't believe she was considering it.

She could always… Shove Zachary into Fliqpy and run...

She looked at him to her left. Zachary was leaning against the van, staring at Fliqpy, still trying to figure out what was happening. It was all happening so fast. She looked back at Fliqpy. He was about in range to attack, a huge grin around his face, and Daisy screamed, closed her eyes, and pushed Zachary. He fell on Fliqpy while Daisy ran into the house. She slammed the door behind her. She still trapped herself, but was at least not an immediate target A tear slowly dripped down her cheek as she looked around at something she could use, or somewhere she could go. She could have called the police but she snapped the only landline in half, and she still didn't get her phone back.

Fliqpy shoved Zachary off of him. He got up and looked at where Daisy ran, and back at Zachary, "How loyal." Fliqpy kicked Zachary in the side. Zachary screamed. He looked at Fliqpy, now he remembered what happened, "Get away from me!" he cried.

Fliqpy chuckled, "Did you not just see what Daisy did?"

"No, where is she!?"

"She used you as a weapon and ran inside the house." Fliqpy couldn't help but break down laughing.

Zachary stopped staring at Fliqpy and looked at the house, "What!?"

"Yeah! Some lover!"

Zachary didn't know whether to be upset or angry.

Daisy slowly slid down the door, until she hit the floor and sat there, heavily regretting what she just did. She was covered in guilt.

Fliqpy came up behind Zachary and put his paws on Zachary's shoulders, "Maybe she's using you." he sang.

"For what!?" Zachary pushed Fliqpy's paws off of him, "I had pretty much nothing before she met me, I have nothing anyone would want."

"Maybe it's your insecurity and dimwittedness, she feels more powerful with you because she knows she'll always be more confident and stronger than someone else."

Zachary shook his head in denial, "No, no, no…"

"I'm not saying for certain." Fliqpy twirled the knife in his paw, "She figured since all you were to her was a toy, than her life mattered more than yours."

Zachary still stood in denial, which bothered Fliqpy. He loved seeing people break up and fight.

"I bet," Fliqpy grabbed Zachary and put him in a choke hold, "that if I was to kill you," Fliqpy smiled, and slid the flat edge of the knife across Zachary's throat, to give him a feel, "she wouldn't really care, only that she'll never find anyone as useless as you…"

Zachary tried to pull Fliqpy's arm away from his neck. That only made Fliqpy's grasp tighter.

"And she'll never feel good about her useless self again."

"Stop!" Zachary begged. Fliqpy wiped a tear from Zachary's cheek. He released him and stepped back,

"She… She does love me…"

"Wanna find out?"

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[1] that's a fake address, don't go robbing whoever might live at that address.]