Dunpub kiled hisself so Fluffpoop could be cheften.
Fluffball kiled everywolf and hiz mat and hiz poops.
'y u doo dat flufbal?' cryed his mat.
'cuz i wunt 2 bee teh onleh cheften.' sed fluffyball.
an den sumon cam and kiled eveywulf but t nut Fluffball.
"fluffball i am hep' sed Heep. "i wil help u."
'gr8." sed fluffball.
togethr they killed eveywolf, but den hep DIED!
lufbull wuz sad so heh killed himself and went 2 teh dim warld.
Teh Edn

Go on, flame. I know it's terrible, that's why I did it in the first place. XD