Oh, look! Chapter 3 is up already!

Starfruit-kitten: Based on the title of the chapter, I'm sure you all know who'll be making an appearance this tiem.

Akira: Oh no... you wouldn't!

Starfruit-kitten: Oh, but I already did! Nice dress by the way!

Akira: Can we just get on with this so I can leave?

Disclaimer: I don't own Monochrome Factor, blah blah blah, it belongs to Kaili Sorano, blah blah blah, I hate writing disclaimers...

Warning: this chapter contains mild language an idiocy. Read at the risk of your own brain cells.


This day just kept getting weirder and weirder. First Akira follows Shirogane, which he should have known not to do by now, and then he finds Kou-nii, who isn't Kou-nii, and now he's completely lost in this damned hedge maze.

"As much as I hate saying this," Akira grumbled to himself, I'd rather be with Shirogane than to be here…"

"NEE-CHAN! Where are you, nee-chan?" A voice screamed from somewhere off to the left.

Kengo? What the hell is that sister complex idiot doing here?

"TWEEDLE! I'm over here!" was that…? Mayu…?

"Nee-chan!" Kengo suddenly came running by wearing blue overalls and a blue hat with a propeller attached to the top. Like the total klutz he was, he tripped over a root and fell face first into a puddle of mud. "Ow…"

Mayu jumped out from a bush and ran to Kengo's side, and then dragged him out of the mud. She was the same outfit as Kengo, but hers was pink. "Tweedle Dumb, are you okay? Did you break anything? Do you need a medic?"

"Hey, have either of you seen Shirogane lately?" Akira decided to ask them. They were both idiots, so he didn't expect an answer from either of them.

The idiot sibling looked at each other, and then towards Akira. "Shirogane? Who's that?" They asked in unison. "We don't know a Shirogane. Who are you?"

"My name is A–"

"Allow us to introduce ourselves!" The two morons grinned. "We are the Tweedles!"

"I am Tweedle Ditz!" sang Mayu.

Kengo grinned his overly happy grin that always seemed to piss Akira off. "And I'm Tweedle Dumb!" he exclaimed.

The "Tweedles" stood back to back and pointed at Akira, "You still haven't told us your name," they beamed. Standing like that, they resembled some characters from some weird girly anime he caught Shirogane watching once.

Shirogane…

"Wait…" Tweedle Ditz leaned closer to Akira. "You're Alice-chan!"

Why the hell was everyone calling him "Alice"? He's not a girl! He doesn't even look like a girl! And the stupid poofy red dress he was wearing didn't help him in his current situation either.

Without warning, the ditz tackled the pondering teen. She then trapped him in a bear hug that would have crushed the life out of a normal person. "You must be Alice-chan!" She squealed with delight. "Only Alice-chan could possibly be this handsome!"

Damn… not this again…

"Nee-chan!" Kengo whined as he tried to pry his incredibly stupid older sister off of Akira.

No matter how hard Tweedle Dumb pulled, Tweedle Ditz refused to release Akira. All she did was latch onto him even tighter than she already was, and continued to rant on, and on, and on: "Alice-chan is so handsome! We should get married! What do you think, Alice-chan?"

As much as Akira would have loved to tell her off right then and there, that would be incredibly insensitive of him, even more than he already was. What he needed was a plan of attack. He needed to find some way to get the ditz to loosen her grip long enough to make his escape. But how? Since it was Mayu, who was obsessed with handsome guys, there was only one thing the brunet could possibly do: he had to… flirt with her.

Even the though of doing something like that send a nagging and very unpleasant shiver down his spine.

Might as well get it over with already, Akira sighed mentally.

"I'll give you my honest opinion," the teen smiled as seductively as he possibly could. "But only if you let me go."

Tweedle Ditz immediately released Akira, and watched him stand up. What she didn't know was that the brunet was waiting for just the right moment to flee.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1… RUN FOR IT!

"See ya never!" Akira shouted as he dashed away from the morons like a bat outta hell. He looked back for a brief second and saw that Mayu was chasing after him. Shit!

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After about five or so minutes of sprinting and ducking behind bushes, Akira was almost certain he had lost the ditz.

Where am I? He wondered.

In the distance, Akira could hear a group of people laughing. If there were any some-what sane people there, maybe Akira could find a way out of this weird place…


Looks like Akira was having fun! Hehe... poor guy...

The next chapter will come soon... maybe...

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