I feel bad for not updating this for a long time. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life. I know you don't care. Thank you for reading this. As I said, this is an experiment. What are you supposed to expect, anyway? It's a parody. :)
Now why the Hades would Jason blow a hole in my wall?
Annabeth looks over my shoulder, "Whoa."
I remain speechless as Annabeth passes me and gets on her hands and knees, climbing through the hole in the wall.
"Annabeth," I say "Are you sure you should to that? That's Leo's room."
"I don't think he'll mind." She replies, over her shoulder.
Whatever I think. I need to find Jason. Maybe it was an accident.
I get on my hands and knees and crawl through. I feel really uncomfortable being in Leo's room, but at least Annabeth is in here too.
I spot Annabeth on the other side of Leo's bed, crouching down so I can only see her head. She looks amused.
Jason-the-puppy is laying on a rug, asleep. I still don't know why he would blast a hole in my wall to sleep.
I slip on a wrench and come tumbling to the ground, making a lot of noise. Jason's head snaps up and he has a playful look in his eyes that I have never seen on him before.
He jumps on Annabeth unexpectedly and startles her, making her jump backwards and lose balance. She tumbles to the ground. Jason licks her hand and she pulls it back, against her stomach. "Um.. Piper, are you sure this is Jason?"
"Yes!" I exclaim, "Look at the eyes! Have you ever seen a golden retriever with blue eyes?" Jason grubs against her legs.
"Actually, yes I have." She says matter-of-factly.
"You're missing the point." I say, exasperated.
"I know." She says, with a smile, "I just wanted to mess with you."
Annabeth gets on to her feet and leans against the wall. "If it's Jason, how come he just did all that? That strikes me as very not-Jason behavior." She looks at me with raised eyebrows.
"It is Jason! I'm sure!" I exclaim. Jason barks at something and races through the charred hole in the wall. I hear loud talking in the hallway and rush out Leo's door.
A satyr-Grover-stands in the hallway with Percy and Frank (with his fingers still in the finger trap).
"Is Jason out here?" I ask. They all shake their heads.
"He's probably in my room." I say, relieved he hasn't ran off "Come on. Lets talk to him."
I walk past them and enter my room.
There I find Jason. He stares at me and proceeds to lift one of his hind legs and take a piss on my carpet.
Ahhh. I am so immature.
Again, it's a parody, so it can be as immature as I want it.
I'm sorry if this seems a little short.
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