A/N Kirby is not owned by me but is owned by Nintendo and Hal .


Me : Welcome back faithful readers , to Skpfan's Random Dares , today we have dares from two authors , let's get to them right away , first off My Imagination12 .

Gooey : Kirby go fly the Lor Starcutter .

Kirby : Um Alright then

( Goes into the Lor Starcutter and Flys it )

Kirby : Wow this is easy

( Crash )

Mcdonald's employee : Welcome to Mcdonalds , may I take your order ?

Kirby : Sure I'll have ten burgers please .

Grand Doomer : Magolor what's your reaction ?

Magolor : My Reaction to what ?

( sees Lor Starcutter stuck in Mcdonalds. )

Magolor : MARX !

Marx : hi .

Magolor : If it wasn't you who was it .

( Kirby comes out of the Lor Starcutter . )

Kirby : Hi Magolor

( Magolor starts forming one of his attacks . )

Kirby : I should run now .

Magolor : Yep . This is for hurting my wife !

( Magolor fires his spheres of doom at Kirby ,causing Kirby to run away . )

Marx : Wait why are you married to your ship?

Magolor : Stop Judging me !

White Kirby : Your Oc can appear in a dare but not as a guest , anyways Dedede , you are to be eaten by Darko the Death Master .

Dedede : Pfft I'm Not Scared . ( sees dark dragon . )

Dedede : AHHHH , help me ! ( Dedede gets eaten . )

Me: ( Revives Dedede . )

Gooey : Dark Matter , Be happy .

Dark Matter :That's Physically impossible .

Marx : Not with this , The Happynator 2000 ( fires it at him ) .

Dark Matter : I feel tingly , like a flower about to bloom , is this Happiness ?

Marx : Want to frolick in the flowers ?

Dark Matter : That would be great .

( Marx and Dark Matter frolick in the flowers . )

Zero : I'm surrounded by idiots !

Me : Alright next up is Destiny Willowleaf . and to answer your question Both,, kind of , as long as it is not a real song , it's fine .

Gooey : Everyone go dance with your crush !

Kirby : ( Dances with Ribbon . )

King Dedede: ( dances with His crown and his money . )

Meta Knight : ( Dances with Garlude . )

Bandanna Dee : ( Dances with No one , and goes into corner of shame . )

Magolor : ( Tries to dance with the Lor Starcutter . )

Marx : ( Dances with Grill . )

Knuckle joe : ( Dances with Sirica . )

Grand Doomer : ( Trys to dance with Drawcia , But has to wait For Dark Nebula and Yin Yarn . )

Zero : I am not dancing with Nightmare !

Nightmare : And I am not dancing with Zero !

Me : Please .

Zero : No !

Zero : ( Dances with Nightmare any way . )

Everyone who is married : ( DANCES with their spouse . )

Everyone else : ( Sits in corner of shame for they can't find anyone or too afraid to admit their crush. )

Grand Doomer : Sirica , Who is your Father ?

Sirica : ( Shrugs )

White Kirby: Knuckle Joe , who's your Mother ?

Gooey : Meta Knight , Tell them .

Meta Knight : Sirica , Your Father Is the Chocolate Loving Fish from Spongebob( Everyone Gasps . ) , Knuckle Joe your Mother is The Sister of Lady like( Everyone Gasps again . ) .

Tiff : Wait we're cousins ?

Meta Knight : Yes .

Grand Doomer : Garlude , do you find it Strange that Destiny Willowleaf pairs you up with Galacta knight ?

Garlude : Yes , Because I like Meta Knight .

White Kirby : No More Dares for you this chapter , Meta Knight ,Galacta Knight , go whack yourself .

Galacta Knight : ( Hits himself with wrench from chapter 2 . )

Gooey : Everyone watch Kirby right Back at ya .

( After watching all 100 episodes of Kirby right back at ya and The 3ds special . )

Kirby : Why can't I speak , I'm not a baby !

King Dedede : I'm Not that evil .

Meta Knight : Is it bad that I laughed when Kirby gets hurt ?

Bandanna dee , Zero , Ribbon , Marx , Magolor , Gooey and Grand Doomer : We should have made a appearance !

Tiff : No one ever listened to me and half the time I was right .

Tuff : I just realized that my Sister is more annoying then I ever thought .

Escargoon : I deserve to be king !

Nightmare : How did I lose to the Star Rod with One hit , I went through Two Phases .

Lololo and Lalala , Sir Arthur , Falspar , Dragato and Nonsurat : We deserve more screentime .

Customer Service : Why Couldn't I live ?

Chef Kawasaki and Tokori : we Deserve a Oscar !

Me : If you're wondering , the Characters that debuted in the games are their Game counterparts , not the Anime Counterparts , although they have the Anime Counterpart's Memories , hope that clears things up .

Grand Doomer : Marx , Hand Sirica this Piece of chocolate , for I'm too scared . ( Marx and Magolor go to hand Sirica the piece of chocolate . )

Marx : Hello Madam , would you like to have this piece of chocolate ?

Sirica : Did you just say Chocolate ?

Magolor : Yes , Without Nuts .

Sirica : Chocolate , CHOCOLATE , CHOCOLATE , CHOCOLATE !

( Chases Marx and Magolor , and Grabs Chocolate . )

Sirica : Finally ,( Eats piece of Chocolate . ) EWWW , This isn't a KitKat , It's a Milkyway , Marx You Owe Me Money !

Marx : We don't have any Money .

( Sirica takes out Blaster . )

Marx : HEHeheh , RUN !

( Marx and Magolor run as fast as they can . )

White Kirby : Knuckle Joe , Prepare to get slapped !

( Knuckle joe gets slapped with a fish . )

Knuckle Joe : ow , what was that for ?

White Kirby : No Reason .

Gooey : Kirby go eat a snail , that is not Escargoon .

Kirby : ( Eats Random Snail , becomes Snail Kirby .)

Kirby : Behold , now I have the powers of being slow .

Escargoon : Well now I'm offended .

Me : and that's all for now , but first two important things , One please say in you reviews , if I should keep to Script writing ,or not , I would make a poll , but I have something else planned also this will have infrequent updates , because I want to focus on Switch and Mace , my two stories . Anyways Goodbye

From Skpfan