Fandigos, it's Indigo! Nice to see you again! You look a bit taller - who am I kidding? You look exactly the same, haha. In fact, I can't see you!

That was a strange intro.

Thanks for the support! I'm having fun writing cringe-worthy stuff...it makes me laugh, haha!

And yes, the character 'Disclaimer' has returned...

Disclaimer: Yoohoo! Indigo!
Me: O no
Disclaimer: Didn't you say we'd be friends, forever? Teehee, didn't you?
Me: no
Disclaimer: Oh, you do make me laugh! Teeheehee...
Me: ...
Disclaimer: You're shy! How sweet...
Me: ...
Disclaimer: How was my day? Oh, thank you for asking, Indi! Doesn't Indi sound so cute? It's my new nickname for you! But my day was fabulous, I went and played with a lot of my sweet, kind friends - don't be jealous, we're still friends, Indi! After all, we're inseparable! I mean, I have a lot of fabulous friends, and some may be reading this right now! Yoohoo! Oh, you all look so grown-up... Oh my, it's been a year, hasn't it? I haven't seen you since you were a tiny little Claim, not even grown-up to a Claimer yet! You all look so fabulous, my - your mothers must be proud! Indi, meet some friends - yoohoo!
Me: ...
Disclaimer: I'm so glad you're my friend, Indi! Back to the fun! We're playing...
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Disclaimer: Disclaimer Time! Indigo does not own Danmachi/Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? or any of its characters! Teehee...


It was a few days after that awkward, um, dinner with Aiz, Ryuu and Syr. Bell had just gotten his status done in the small shack/cottage that he and Hestia lived in. Hestia, while sitting on the squeaky couch, was furiously staring at the piece of paper that held Bell's status.

That Wallenwhatsit girl! thought Hestia, irked. It annoyed her that someone else was changing Bell to become stronger.

"K-Kami-sama? What's my status?" asked Bell, coming over to sit next to Hestia. He quickly slipped on his murky-coloured shirt. Hestia thrusted the piece of paper into Bell's face.

"Look at it yourself," muttered Hestia stubbornly and angrily.

"W-What?! My stats are all SS-rank...apart from magic, of course...and agility! My agility's a SSS!" gasped Bell, clutching the piece of paper excitedly. "I'm a SSS!"

Hestia groaned angrily, but then remembering this was good for an adventurer who wants to become stronger. He's done so much for you, thought Hestia, so at least try to be happy for him. "That's great...!"

Bell grinned, but noticed something on Hestia's forehead. "K-Kami-sama? What's on your forehead?"

"Eh?" Hestia walked over to the dusty mirror and examined her forehead closely. "'Re-mem-ber shri-shrimp? Remember shrimp, the Gods Familia Banquet'...eh?! It's today?! Hold on..." Hestia hurried over to the table and, underneath a vase, was a damp that said:

1st God's Familia Banquet x bring Bell! Paired up with Loki go to Ganesha's place hall

Ah. She was meant to go to the hall with Loki and her familia, which meant with Flatsy-Patsy and Wallenwhatsit, which meant that Bell was going to be all embarrassed and cute - no, he is always cute - but he wasn't going to be embarrassed and cute because of Hestia, no, not because of her, but because of that Wallenwhatsit, because of a human, not because of his loving Goddess, because of a human. So what if she's the strongest fighter? So what if she's the Sword Princess? Hestia was a Goddess.

Hah! Wallenwhatsit has some competition, thought Hestia gleefully.

"Kami-sama?" queried Bell, stepping towards Hestia. He peered at the piece of paper. "What? We-we're-banquet-Aiz-Ganesha?!" stuttered Bell, taken aback.

Hestia sighed, and decided to just accept it. She swiftly turned around, and winked at Bell. "Yup! We're going to a banquet!"


"I'm so excited!"

"Captain, why don't we share a room...teehee?"

"Um..."

"Aiz, I'm so happy! Let's share a room!"

"N-No! I will not permit it, Tiona!"

"Eh? Not permit it, ah? I suppose you want to share a room with her, Lefiya!"

"N-No!"

"Bete, I bet you want to share a room with Aiz."

"S-Shut up!"

"Haha..."

Aiz wiped her forehead. "I can't believe how sunny it is..."

"Right, Aiz?" said Loki, bounding over. She stared up at the sky. "I wonder if Shrimp noticed the message I left her..."

"Message?"

"Ah, nothing..." chuckled Loki. Returning to her normal, perverted state, she whined, "Aiz, I'm really hot...can I shade myself underneath your skirt?" Loki lunged after Aiz's legs, falling head-first onto the rocky floor. They were outside Ganesha's Great Hall, and waiting for Hestia and Bell to arrive.

"Hey, I see them!" called out a member, pointing towards the distance. There was Bell and Hestia, wandering towards the Hall.

Bete immediately growled, "We're being joined by them?! Urgh, whatever."

Loki heard the annoying voice of the short Goddess; "Oh, there's Flatsy!"

Feeling tears in her eyes, Loki cried out, "Shut up, Shrimp!"


She smirked. Haha, Loki's still upset about being a total flatso, thought Hestia evilly. "Didn't I ask you not to let me down with those tiny little things again?"

"K-Kami-sama," said Bell, "shouldn't we just go over and greet them?"

"Not yet, Bell," grinned Hestia mischievously, "I have to humiliate Loki some more."

Bell, unable to take any more, grabbed Hestia by the arm and ran forwards towards the Loki Familia. "Hey! Bell..." complained Hestia. "Ah well. I can now torment li'l Flatsy-Patsy here!" Forcing Bell's hand off her arm, Hestia pointed accusingly at Loki's flat chest.

"Shut-UP-Shrimp!" hissed Loki, bending down to tug on Hestia's cheeks.

Bell put out a hand, worried. "Um...Kami-sama."

"Hey! It's the Argonaut!" giggled Tiona, bouncing over. "Hello, Argonaut!"

"Hello..." answered Bell, not really paying attention. He was staring at Aiz, whose eyes were also fixated on him.

"Bell," she smiled.

He wasn't so sure, but did it feel hotter than sixty degrees or was it him?


"I'm glad you came!" boomed Ganesha, standing proudly in the middle of the hall. It's floors were red velvet, and the room was so elegant - it was white and gold, with chandeliers. The Loki Familia and Hestia's very small Familia had entered Ganesha's Great Hall, and were marvelling at it, Bell especially - he'd never seen anything so...wonderful.

"I am Ganesha!" bellowed Ganesha, spreading his arms. "Welcome!"

"Why are we even here...?" muttered Bete.

"You may be wondering why you're even here!" exclaimed Ganesha (Bete tripped backwards in shock). "Well, it's been a while since our Familia's have had a holiday - so I've issued one! You may not know it, but underneath my Hall is a hotel! The Loki Familia..." Ganesha pointed at Loki, "and the Hestia Familia..." He then pointed at Hestia, "are staying in the same hotel!"

"Why them?" scowled Bete.

"'Why them' is the question you may be asking yourself!" yelled Ganesha (Bete stepped back a couple of steps, awestruck). "Well, since Loki's Familia is quite big, and Hestia's quite small, I decided to pair you up!"

"Are we sharing rooms?" pondered Bete.

"Yes, you are sharing rooms!" roared Ganesha (Bete fell on the floor). "Two people per room! Doesn't matter what gender you are!"

"How do you determine who you're sharing with?" asked a random member.

"These papers tell you!" Pieces of paper flew down from the sky. They had different numbers on each one. "If you get the same number as one person, you share it with them!"

After that, it was chaos. There was a scramble to try to get the same number paper as the person you wanted to share with. Bell felt something lightly brush against his hair, and grabbed a piece of paper. It read:

63

I wonder who got 63? wondered Bell, looking for a partner to match his 63. There were people yelling out their numbers to find the person they were sharing with. Since he was distracted by searching his room-mate, Bell didn't notice Aiz in front of him, and bumped into her. "Oops! Sorry!"

"It's okay," reassured Aiz, smiling. Bell felt his face, once more, turn bright red. Trying to not cause another awkward situation (A/N haha, if only I could tell him to read the title and summary of this story) he asked,

"What number did you get?"

Aiz unfolded her piece of paper. "63," she said.

63?

63?!

"I-I'm sharing with you?!" shrieked Bell.

Aiz looked at his piece of paper. "It seems so, yes." And, was it just Bell's imagination or did Aiz suddenly turn red?

Nope, she was definitely blushing.

This is gonna be an awkward holiday! thought Bell, blushing too. It was going to be...awkward, of course, to say the least.

But everything awkward counts, right?


Ahh, this was extremely funny to write! I enjoyed it - I hope you did too!

I'll see you next time!

x Indigo


RevU's:

I muffin derpy - It's nice to see you again! I'm glad you're happy with the story! x Indigo