A/N: Is it a good thing to write when you don't feel inspired? Eh, this chapter will prove that. Hope you like it. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ Reviews will inspire me. LOL

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Warning: OOCness and bad grammer.

INNER

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THE TOUR AND A SURPRISE????

"HELLO!!! AND WELCOME TO CAMP SARUTOBI!!! Known for it's adventurous activities, programs, and handsome scoutmasters. The camp of all camps, CAMP SARUTOBI!!!!" a man greeted. The man was old judging by his long, white hair. He had red marks under his eyes, and a wart on his nose. He was wearing a gray helmet of some sort on his head. "DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!" Next thing the campers knew, a black bowl hair cut man jumped out of nowhere and accidently hit the white haired man by mistake. It caused the white haired man to soar a few meters away. "Hello youthful campers and welcome to Camp Sarutobi." the bowl haired man said as he grinned a gleaming smile and thumbs up towards the campers.

"GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!" the wounded white haired man shouted angrily as he got up. The black haired man named Gai turned his head to see the white haired man with a swollen red cheek. "Eh..heh..heh...Sorry Jiraiya. Got a bit too excited." Gai apologized as he scratched the back of his head. "GAI-SENSEI!!!" Lee shouted as he ran out of the group of campers to hug Gai. "LEE!! ARE YOU BURNING WITH THE FLAMES OF YOUTH??!!!" Gai asked loudly as he started to cry and hug Lee. "YES GAI-SENSEI!!!" Lee shouted as tears brimmed his eyes, threatening to fall.

"LEE!!!"

"GAI-SENSEI!!!"

"LEE!!!"

GAI-SENSEI!!!!"

The bowl haired man and boy shouted to each other back and forth as the campers looked back and forth to see how much the man and boy were alike. The same green spandex, the same bowl hair cut, and the same big eyebrows. "Kukuku, it's good to see you again Lee. I see you haven't changed one bit." said a voice creepily as a pale man with long black hair and greenish slit eyes like a snake said as he came from the darkness of the forest near the camp. ' X( He's creepy...' the campers thought.

"Anyone besides Lee come to Camp Sarutobi before?" Jiraiya asked as two people came out of the group. One had purple marks all over his face. He also had a black full-body jump suit with a matching black cap that had cat ears poking out. The other had long brown hair with snowy skin and was sporting a pink dress. "Kankuro and Haku. So your sister made you go to camp again, Kankuro?" Jiraiya asked as Kankuro mumbled something. "What was that?" Jiraiya asked as he placed his hand on his ear. "My sister made me go again because she thinks I got fat, so I'm here to lose weight." Kankuro said a bit louder as a couple of boys snickered.

"As for the rest of you, I'm one of your scoutmasters, Jiraiya." "My name is Maito Gai, the amazingly gorgeous green beast of Camp Sarutobi. I will also be one of your youthful scoutmasters." "My name is Orochimaru. It'll be a pleasure to meet some of you boys." "Your fourth scoutmaster has not arrived and probably won't be for a couple of hours. So we'll begin the tour. Lee, Haku, and Kankuro, you may do what you like and not be involved with the tour, but follow the rules. Follow me boys." Jiraiya said as he began to walk. "Um..I'm a girl." Hinata said in the crowd as the campers and scoutmasters froze in place. Hinata walked out of the group.

"Ah yes, you must be the girl the headmaster told us about. Welcome to Camp Sarutobi." Jiraiya said. 'I hope she has a huge rack, but I can't tell since she isn't showing ANY skin. TT.TT' "Okay then, I'll rephrase, follow me boys and girl." Jiraiya said as he led the new campers through camp. First up: Medical Cabin. Here is the Medical Cabin where you go to get your wounds treated so your parents/guardians won't sue us. Here is our nurse, Kabuto. "Isn't that a pokemon? I CHOOSE YOU KABUTO!!!" Naruto yelled in the crowd.

Kiba also joined as he shouted, "WHO'S THAT POKEMON??!!! IT'S KABUTO!!!" Everyone laughed as Kiba and Naruto high fived each other except a few who probably was A) too nice to laugh or B) a cold hearted bastard who just wouldn't laugh because they had a reputation to keep. Kabuto's eye twitched. 'EVERYtime they mock my name' "Heh heh, that's a good one you two." Kabuto said as he forced a smile on his lips. "Good to see someone with a good sense of humor." Naruto said. 'Oh, you'll see how much of a good sense of humor I and the rest of the camp have by this day.' "Ah, you must be the girl the headmaster told us about. I never thought you'd be such a cutie." Kabuto said. Hinata blushed as Kabuto took her hand and kissed it.

Next thing Kabuto knew, Hinata got dragged away by Neji. "Don't you touch Hinata with your filthy hands and lips." Neji hissed as he held Hinata in a protective hold. "Who're you?" Kabuto asked. "Her protector and cousin." Neji replied. INNER NEJI: AND HER SOON TO BE LOVER!!! "Scoutmaster, I suggest we go somewhere else." Gaara said as he glared at Kabuto. INNER GAARA: OR ELSE THERE'S GOING TO BE BLOOD ON THE WALLS!!! "Um..Sure." Jiraiya said as he and the other scoutmasters led the campers. "Stay away from Hinata or else." Gaara whispered warnily to Kabuto as he was making it towards the door. "Hn." Neji said as he led Hinata out. INNER NEJI: HE STOLE WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!! As Kabuto watched the three head for the door, he ducked quickly as a beaker was flying towards him and crashed into the wall behind him.

'Damn, I missed.' Sasuke thought as he went out as well.

Next: Mess Hall or in other words, Cafeteria.

"THIS is our cafeteria where you eat and hang out. Breakfast starts at 9:00am, lunch is 3:00pm and dinner is at 8:00pm. This is our chef, Asuma and his assistant Baki." Jiraiya introduced as Asuma was tendering some meat with his metal sharp knuckle rings. (A/N: Don't know what they're called. He uses them to fight in the show.) "OH BOY!!! WHAT'S FOR LUNCH AND DINNER??!!!" Chouji asked. "For lunch, hot dogs with french fries on the side and for dinner, steak with mixed vegetables." Asuma replied. 'But you probably won't have much of an appetite for dinner though, after the surprise.'

Next: Cabins

"These will be the cabins that you'll share with your bunkmates and scoutmaster, which is your cabin leader. The cabin leader is in charge of telling you brats when it's time to wake up, go to sleep, and stuff like that so the cabin leader is your boss. Each cabin has two bunk beds, a spacious closet, a dresser, and a bathroom." "Oi, why do we have to share when there is 12 of us and 20 cabins?" Shikamaru asked as the other boys voiced out their complaints. "HEY HEY!!! We don't have much scoutmasters here and you brats need to be supervised. Each cabin will have 3 campers and 1 scoutmaster." Jiraiya explained as the boys quieted down. "Man, do you remember last summer? There were so many campers that most of the camp staff had to become temporary scoutmasters?" Jiraiya asked the other scoutmasters. "But you do have to admit, Dosu did learn how to make incredible snickerdoodles from Asuma." Gai said as the other scoutmasters nodded in agreement.

POOF!!!!

"IT'S A GHOST!!!"

"IT'S A WITCH!!!!"

"IT'S A WIZARD!!!!"

"IT'S SUPERMAN!!!!"

"No, it's just an old man with a mask reading a porn book." Sasuke replied to end the other camper's accusations. "No, it isn'- oh wait you're right." Naruto said. "Yo. Sorry I was late, I had to save this cat up in a tree I saw." Kakashi replied. "Good of you to join us my eternal rival." Gai greeted. "Hm? Did you say something?" Kakashi asked as he looked up from his book. "NNNNOOOOOO!!!! CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPPNESS KAKASHI!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO COOL??!!!!" Gai screamed. The scoutmasters and campers soon sweatdropped. 'This camp is full of weirdos.' the campers thought except for Hinata because she's nice like that.

Next Up: Guidance Counselers

"These are our guidance counselers so you guys can sort out any sissy probelm you guys might have. That is Iruka and this is Ibiki." Kakashi introduced as he pointed. "Hello there. It's nice to meet all of you. I hope you enjoy your stay here in Camp Sarutobi." Iruka said as he smiled. "I'm Ibiki. I'm a specialist at mental toture so don't mess with me." "NASTY MAN!!! Look at their faces. SCARFACES!!!!" a few boys yelled digusted at Ibiki and Iruka's scar or in Ibiki's case, scars. Ibiki was about to lash out on the campers had it not been that Iruka held him back. "Don't worry, they'll pay today okay?" Iruka whispered in Ibiki's ear as Ibiki smirked.

Next Up: A shed.

"This is where our engineer is. He fixes what goes wrong in this camp like a light bulb burned out or to fix the stove or something. Hey Deidara, come out and meet the new campers." Kakashi said as he knocked on the shed. The shed door opened to reveal a man that looked like a woman. He had long blonde hair pulled into a ponytail. His long bangs was covering his left eye. "Hello, it's nice to meet all of you un." "DEIDARA??!!" Sasuke yelled when he saw the blonde haired man. "Hiya Sasuke-kun un!!!" Deidara greeted.

"You know the guy Sasuke?" Naruto asked. "Yeah, he's one of my older brother's friends, wait, IS ITACHI HERE??!!!" Sasuke yelled at Deidara. "No, I came here alone for a summer job un." "Oh thank god!!!!" Sasuke sighed in relief. INNER SASUKE: OH THANK GOD, THE BASTARD WOULD'VE EMBARASSED ME!!!! "I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ALL BOYS CAMP!!! I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT GUY!!! HE MUST BE A GIRL!!!" Kiba yelled as the campers except for the scoutmasters, Deidara, Sasuke, and Hinata laughed.

'Oh god, that guy's so dead. The last time someone made fun of Deidara's looks, he was in a coma for 3 months." Sasuke thought as he looked upon Deidara who was, to his shock, totally calm. "I assure you, I'm a boy un." Deidara said as he gave a small smile. 'The f-ck? First they insult the nurse whom I hope burns in hell, then the guidance counselors, and then Deidara? No normal person can just take the insults. Something is going on here.' 'Oh I can't wait until the surprise, I hope you shit your pants un.' "Well campers, let's go!!!" Kakashi said as the campers were leaving. "WAIT UN!!!" Deidara shouted as the campers and scoutmasters stopped. "Other than fixing things, I also invent things un." Deidara said.

"I thought you liked art Deidara." Sasuke said. "I do but building things is just another way to express your creative art and art is a bang un." Deidara said as he went inside his shed and came back in his hands, two containers. "These containers are suppose to help you deliver things like letters, packages, and other small things you would like to deliver." Deidara explained as he placed the two containers apart from each other. Deidara then placed a piece of paper in one of the containers and pressed the button. In a flash, the paper was gone. "OOOhhhhhhhhhh..." the campers were in awe as were the scoutmasters.

"I'm hoping to make these bigger and able to travel longer distances for travel, so people won't have to use cars that pollute the air un. The piece of paper should be in the other container un." Deidara explained as everyone walked to the other container. ZAP!! A flash appeared in the other container. The campers, Deidara, and the scoutmasters saw a burnt piece of paper in the container. "Eh heh, looks like it just needs a few bugs to be worked out." Deidara said as the campers and scoutmasters started to walk away.

"Man, I don't ever want to go in THAT thing."

"Unless you want to be a grilled steak."

The campers whispered as Deidara sighed. "Um..excuse me?" Deidara turned around to see Hinata. "I think what you're doing is very thoughtful and I'm sure you can invent anything if you do your best. I think you're going to be a great inventor." Hinata said as she smiled. "Thank you, um... what's your name un?" Deidara asked. "It's Hinata, Deidara-kun. I have to get going okay? Bye!!!" Hinata replied as she ran. "Thank you Hinata-chan." Deidara whispered as he started looking at his invention.

A/N: I hoped you liked it. I think I'm going to stop here. Hopefully, if I have time, the next chapter will come sooner. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!! Click that blue button please? Reviews will help it come sooner.