Hey guys I've been having a little trouble thinking of good bad habits. So while you comment tell me your worst habit!


"Holy Shizz! Jez, Nilson hold my bags!", Morgead screamed at the pair as he handed over all 33 of the plastic shopping bags. At 3:00 AM Morgead Blackthorn was probably the only vampire out and awake on Black Friday. After hitting about 18 stores in 1 hour Jez was exhausted, holding only a medium cup of coffee.

"I'll go put these in the car…" Nilson gasped at her. He hadn't been this tired shopping ever since the incident. The one where he and Ash went to that mall. The mall that that person died in because he didn't get out of Ash's way fast enough. The mall that they were now banned from.

Flashback…

Ash looked at one of the teenage guy shoppers in the perfume isle of Abercrombie.

"Oh my Goddess," he whispered to the bodyguard ," Nilson his butt is so big."

The guy turned around and glared at Ash.

"Excuse me?"

"Sorry I don't work here."

The stupid human slapped Ash hard across the face. Ash began breathing really heavily and then picked up the teen and stuffed him in the cart and pushed it towards the Check-Out line….

"That guy is sooo not getting the last pair of UGGs!" Morgead pointed and screamed at the man, causing him to drop the shoebox. Every person in the room, human and supernatural creature, froze and looked at the square on the white tile floor. You didn't have to be a vampire to feel the tension in the air.

Then they attacked. It was an angry mob of moms, teens, and a few gay men that were after the pair of boots. Except Morgead was faster. The moment that little tan box made contact with the department store floor, Morgead launched his way past a an elderly grandma in front them and ninja rolled himself neatly next to his prize.

But then an average 30 year-old mom grabbed him by his sexy Levis jeans and yelled at her teen daughter, "QUICK I GOT HIS PANTS GRAB DA BOX!" Before she could even lay a hand on the vamp one of the gleeful men in the crowd shoved the chick to the floor and tried to tackle him down. Luckly Morgead dodged him and started running. He half turned and roared at Jez through the uproar of the mob behind him. "LET'S GOOOO!" She broke into a run and caught up with him. Behind them a salesclerk was yelling.

"SIR YOU HAVEN'T PAID FOR THAT YET!"

Morgead turned around and snarled at him.

"IZ MINE !" Jez could have sworn she saw foam coming out his mouth. To her surprise he handled the situation the Ash way. He simply pick up the dude up, stuffed him in the shoebox and walked away. Jez caught up to him again. Morgead wrapped on arm around her. "Sooo we headed to Hot Topic next, right?"


Ok so basically Morgead is addicted to shopping, but I mean who isn't?