"Where are we?"

"A planet in the Korelius system called Cernatious 4. They have three suns and a moon the shape of a polar bear."

"A polar bear?"

"Well, it's vaguely in the shape of a polar bear. It's really more like a malformed lump, but I let them have their fun."

"Riiiiight, and what are we doing here?"

"Well, they have a religious festival on, with lots of dancing and singing and late night drinking and and they sell great burgers, and I just really feel like a Cernatious 4 festival burger right now."

"You brought us here because you want a burger?"

"...Yeah."

"Doctor, we were in the middle of the Zertatia space race!"

"Rose, we have a time machine. We can win that race last week if we wanted to."

"Doctor!"

"Fine. We'll finish the race first."

"..."

"..."

"Oh, quit giving me the puppy eyes!"

"..."

"Stop it!"

"..."

"Doctor!"

"..."

"Fine! I give up! We'll go and get your darn burger."

"Oh, Rose, I knew you'd come around!"

"Shut up."