Since some people seem to be expecting it, I have to say you won't find any pron here. Not gonna happen in this fic. Sorry. This is purely dirty humor. So if your looking for smex go elsewhere. Your wasting your time on this one.


"It's too big, Doumeki. It's not going to fit." Watanuki said, breathing heavily from the effort.

For a moment, Doumeki was silent. Then a small smirk crossed his face. "We could lubricate it."

Watanuki frowned, looking confused. "What? That doesn't make any...." He haulted mid-sentence to spin around and glare at the archer, who's smirk had vanished before the other boy could see it.

"YOU JUST THINK YOUR SO DAMN FUNNY DON'T YOU?!"

Doumeki raised an eyebrow.

"JUST SHUT UP AND HELP ME MOVE THIS STUPID STAND INTO PLACE!" He spun back to the table and gave it a glare. "We're going to make it fit, damn it. And it's going to like it!"

Doumeki almost had trouble keeping a straight face at that comment.

"It would like it better if we lubed it first."

"I SAID SHUT UP, DAMN YOU!"